Hey Jow Forums, would you be interested in doing a quest or something?

You awaken from a deep sleep, and now that you have awaken, you have realized you're in a shitty mspaint drawing.
There's a sign that clearly states Jow Forums, but you gotta go right to do that.

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follow the arrow

go the opposite direction of the arrow

(Nice drawing)

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And indeed, I progress towards the right arrow.

As you walk forward (well, to the right), you can see there's this massive building that towers over the plains of Jow Forums
You are offended by the message it says, and as you are offended by it, a genderless blob from Italy appears before you, telling you about how women are gross and you should be an incel NEET.
Now what, Jow Forums?

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Stab it with a nearby twig!

Korbo Korbo Korbo. I ignore him to avoid moronic arguments. In addition, I walk right or whatever you wanted me to do.

You open your INVENTORY and find no such thing, you've been asleep for so long!
So you end up walking to the right, into Jow Forums's crusty land.

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beat it up

You've now arrived in the Crusty lands of Jow Forums!
Shit smells like semen.
Over to the right you can see a well, beckoning, calling for you to come over for a "Free wife."
But over to the right right, you can see a house, beckoning you to go inside.
Now what Jow Forums?
Also that fucking sperg is following you.

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Is this where the gayposters reside?

I proceed walking to the house. However, slow pace to be caution whatever its inside the household.

You managed to rip off his goddamn handblob off.
You have now gained a gay hand.

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You have now entered the building, there's no furniture in the room and you can hear the sound of fucking all over.
It is, and you can fucking smell them, in their orgy room.

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procede to go into the room

I investigate the sounds of moans.

Search the entryway for any useful objects

>spray

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You enter the next room, you can see that goddamn gay room, filled with the sounds of men cumming in tight butts.
You don't find anything of note.
But now that you're in the other room, you can see a humble merchant trying to sell his wares to you, at the price of one object per object.
Also joining us is now pootaway.

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peruse the merchant's wares

You can see he has 2 pieces of gold in a bag, a paddleball, and the sign saying you are number 2.
If you want any of these objects, you gotta trade the only object you have in your inventory (The Gay hand)

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I say we get the bag of gold

You now have a bag of gold. There's also that Merchant's door, and he doesn't look like he'll be able to fight you.

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Grab the paddle and whack him over the head with it, then go through the door

Welp, you killed him. But now you're going into the Merchant's room.
Or do you?

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I’ll grab the hand again and search the merchant for any more shekels, then I travel into the room

Wait - what the fuck just happened?

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You enter the Merchant's room, and you can see this jewish slug.
It's offers you eternal wealth if you shoot a gay porno with him.

Wow yikes, kill yourself you faggot, like holy shit are you an attention whore or something? Go jump the border and get gunned down by MS-13 you literal brown skin faggot.

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My dignity or eternal wealth...
I’m keeping my dignity, that Jew can find an actual tranny/gayposter who’d be interested.

Sorry, OP.
I didn't think you'd break down into tears that easily.

Sorry if I hurt your vajayjay

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The Pale-skin slug seems really interested in you, user.
You pull out your paddleball and you prepare to attack.

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Eventually you see another cock enter the room.
You reach out to try and grab it.

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Thanks Mexico, really making the thread better.
Fuck you.
Never doing anything nice for Jow Forums again.

That's when a furro emerges.
Boner is 'Now' cause she got huge titties.

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that was a nice thread for a bit