Aus is superior

Look at the man on the left.
Look how alpha he is. The confidence and true internal happiness.
Look how sexy he is.
He is the average Australian.

Now look at the cuck on the right.
I don't want to say anything mean, so I won't say anything about him other than he is the average American.

The evidence is undeniable. Australia is far superior. One Australian appears to have the equivalent social value of about one thousand Americans.

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Guy on the right seems pretty happy though, plus he probably owns guns. He also look kinda like a fat version of Starlord.

The left is the average Australian? Post your picture then, I must see your beauty.

Mutt is too skinny to be average.

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it is starlord, before he got that role. he was on a show called parks and rec. Andy. Came for episode made it through entire show and blasted his career into marvel movies
not bad for a christian boy that loves guns and hunting

Look at his whole face. Look into his eyes. His external smile hides very deep and long-lasting sadness, possibly incurable depression.
He probably was a victim of child genital mutilation.

left looks like a generic HURR DURR LADZ LAD, the right is married and without tattoos so he wins

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lol that's chris pratt. look at him now

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lol. Trying to catch up to Aus eh Americans?

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I like the American one better.

eww. No wonder Japan is suffering cultural decline.

Preferable to importing blacks, Chinese, and Muslims.

the guy on the right looks hot
he doesnt have shitty tatoos
probably earns a lot more
has guns
a bigger cock
hes the daddy while the other one is just a fukboi

The average Aussie is a pussy ass fuccboi

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Guy on the right is Chris Pratt. The Star Lord. AKA Pussy Slayer Mcstabbin bitches.

so you admit that you are retarded. that didn’t take long

>probably earns a lot more
No matter how much money you have it doesn't mean squat when you are morally bankrupt.

I'm not here to be insulted Americucks.

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suicide is always a way out, user

You are correct. The guy on the right is an actual celebrity in American, the reality is that he is above average.
The guy on the left is just some average Australian.

So rude. Why would you say such a thing? Where is the love?

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And yet half the wealthy neighborhoods in your major cities are majority Chinese and majority Chinese speaking. If you let them buy your property and buy your companies then they don't need citizenship you mong. Your government already gave them something better than citizenship

Guy on the left doesn't look white.

Yeah nah, the chinks aren't that numerous, what is happening is an influx of millionaires, Australia receives more millionaire immigrants then anywhere on earth, wheres as France receives pretty much the opposite.

"Australian" is a sub-genus of white european.

everyone already agrees australia is best flag what is the point of this thread

It's mainly to further raise awareness.
If you want to join the superior culture then you should migrate here.

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Emus. Enough said.

>then you should migrate here.
false shill on VPN detected
no true Aussie would invite anyone here because we are full

Chris Pratt is actually naturally beefy.
Parks and rec (the tv show) is the only reason he got fat in the first place, because they wanted a silly fat character on the show.

That's only because emus fuck Australian women and give their sons Chad emu genes

So you're admitting that americans basically idolize many obese humans

No other country in history has had to deal with a guerilla emu war.
Without any doubt, americans would have fared far worse than we did.

>reddit spacing

guy on the right looks like he could throw down and land some devastating punches

Guy on the left only has muscles for show, probably has never gotten into a fight before
he also looks less confident

This is your average American “”man””

OY LAD EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE DOWN

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this only happens when we first wake up in the morning and takes about 2 minutes for our eyes to adjust