The avewage pewson needs 2,000 cawowies a day

The avewage pewson needs 2,000 cawowies a day.
The avewage ejacuwation contains awound 1 cawowie.
That’s 2000 nuts a day ow 730,000 nuts pew yeaw.
Howevew the avewage ejacuwation is 3 miwwiwitews.
That’s 6000 miwwiwitews ow 6 witews a day of cum.
The human stomach can onwy howd a maximum of 5 witews.
Imagine youw entiwe digestive system fiwwed to the bwim with jizz evewy singwe day, it sounds awfuw and I wove the taste of cum.
To sustain youwsewf off of jizz you wouwd need to be the uwtimate cumswut.

Extwa info:
The avewage guy takes 5.5 minutes to cum and 20 minutes to wecovew.
That means if a guy had to cum as his job he wouwd nut woughwy 20 times in those 8 houws.
To get 2000 nuts pew day you wouwd need 100 dudes wowking 8 houws a day.
That’s 800 manhouws to feed somebody on just jizz fow one day.
Assuming you paid them a faiw wage if $15 pew houw you’we paying $12,000 dowwaws pew day to sustain youwsewf.
That’s $4,380,000 dowwaws pew yeaw to feed youwsewf on cum.
And even then you’d be wacking in most nutwients and vitamins.
At weast you can make some guys vewy vewy happy untiw you die of mawnutwition.

Thank u based OwOifier

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I don't know if I want to shoot it or fuck it

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thank you for this post, it's very cool

This is the post that caused my dementia and cerebral degradation

epic as fuck op grats man

my wife chino is so cute

well OK maybe rly

thats it, nuke france

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That anime you posted is fucking shit and the only people who like it are horny teenagers who get sexually turned on by that shit.

Calculations seems ok
Don't do that tho
Its a bad diet

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OwO

we have the technology

anybody wanna give me 4.8mil a year
for reasons

I don't understa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

autistic shonen hater spotted. The Naruto franchise will continue for the rest of your life.

If they really want to continue to sexually please horny American teenagers, then that’s fine with me. It’s only going to hurt them more in the long run. So go back and jack off to its characters

I watched all of my hero acedemia. And the fanservice is pretty light. They would use that sexy spandex hero (Midnight?) more than 2 episodes if they wanted the horny audience.

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I think it’s just another cringy show made for horny teenagers. And they try to appeal to both genders to sexually please them. That’s why they make the male characters look faggy as fuck in order to make the girls draw Yaoi of them, and they make the female characters look attractive in order for the boys to masturbate to them. Homosexuals and lesbians it’s reverse.

could you say that again but not in faggot

p-pwease nobuwwy

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kawaeei

this is the best thread i have seen on Jow Forums.
thank you for this user

aw

this post made me horny as fuck and I blame Jow Forums for that

I want to fuck Ochaco while she's made both of us weightless. Can you imagine how awesome that would be?

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Cowe gos moooooooooo!

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m-mooooooooo

midnight is hot

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acwawy i waws wong

awawa

another day, another nut

gay retard

:(

i wanna give op 1 cawowie

I'd donnate

pweasee pweasee give me cawowieee

Thank u based OwOifier

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