Today's Menu
Salmon en Croute - £5.50
Banana - £3.00
Spicy Ramen - £2.50
Lasagna (Big) - £8.99
Cheese Scone - Free
Today's Menu
and of course, our special -
nobody cares
Why is the boy wearing a dress?
I'll have the lasagna,
Got any brown sauce?
Very suspicious menu with a very suspicious picture
I'll take one "banana" thank you
10 cheese scones please.
And tea.
Black.
Whoops didn't meant to quote
Is ok, have 2 free (you)s
that will be £8.99
no
we only sell 100% organic sustainably sourced bananas
that will be £2.50
that will be £10.00
not having milk costs extra
Hahaha
Where did you get this pic of me :)
Can I adopt the “waitress” giving us the tea as my pet?
that is our uniform
Keep the change
This is extortion
i'll take a gyro and ouzo please, the waiter isn't getting a tip
free cheese scones? i'll have one salmon en croute, two cheese scones and ᵏᵒᶠᵉ
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dude wtf why are you wearing a dress?
no that's illegal you can't keep people as pets
thank you please come again
it costs a lot of money to remove milk from tea
we do not sell that "food" at this establishment
no coff only teeaaa
that will be £5.50
gimme every cheese scone you got, or else
fine, i'll order some tea
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will £10 do?
this is a shit service, FUCK YOU.
i'm going to give this a bad yelp review
why are YOU not wearing a dress?
"""milk"""
funny to see your boyfriend wearing a dress
Yes here you go that will be £0.00
yes yes
enjoy your tea
please stop shooting you laptop
it is not suitable attire for a managerial position
I have no money :(