Today's Menu

Today's Menu
Salmon en Croute - £5.50
Banana - £3.00
Spicy Ramen - £2.50
Lasagna (Big) - £8.99
Cheese Scone - Free

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and of course, our special -
nobody cares

Why is the boy wearing a dress?

I'll have the lasagna,
Got any brown sauce?

Very suspicious menu with a very suspicious picture
I'll take one "banana" thank you

10 cheese scones please.
And tea.
Black.

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Whoops didn't meant to quote

Is ok, have 2 free (you)s

that will be £8.99
no
we only sell 100% organic sustainably sourced bananas
that will be £2.50
that will be £10.00
not having milk costs extra

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Hahaha
Where did you get this pic of me :)

Can I adopt the “waitress” giving us the tea as my pet?

that is our uniform

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Keep the change

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This is extortion

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i'll take a gyro and ouzo please, the waiter isn't getting a tip

free cheese scones? i'll have one salmon en croute, two cheese scones and ᵏᵒᶠᵉ
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dude wtf why are you wearing a dress?
no that's illegal you can't keep people as pets
thank you please come again
it costs a lot of money to remove milk from tea
we do not sell that "food" at this establishment
no coff only teeaaa
that will be £5.50

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gimme every cheese scone you got, or else

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fine, i'll order some tea
ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵃᵉˡᵏ
will £10 do?

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this is a shit service, FUCK YOU.
i'm going to give this a bad yelp review

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why are YOU not wearing a dress?

"""milk"""
funny to see your boyfriend wearing a dress

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Yes here you go that will be £0.00
yes yes
enjoy your tea
please stop shooting you laptop
it is not suitable attire for a managerial position

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I have no money :(