Cookie ice cream

Am I the only retard that buys cookie dough just to eat it like ice cream?

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¥908 g
Holy fuck, you are fat enough to be an honorary American!

salmonella

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I’m sorry America-kun, I’m that kind of people that can’t become fat

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Come home son

Me too brother

Yummy my pizza just came. I also felt lonely so I invited C.C. for dinner. Bon appetit

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In the us most if the eggs are salmonella free and it has to say if you risk getting salmonella

Truly living thousands of years ahead of the rest of us

>most if the eggs
Most of

The FDA is based.

Save us

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Just finished the pizza. Don’t worry guys I don’t think cookie dough can get salmonella

a 483 needs to be sent to your house

Invoke form 483

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thats not how it works, its just a strike.
like not washing your tools and stuff, not even a warning, to minor. this is the FDA we're talking about.

too* minor

Guys I don’t feel well

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Lmao was right

I don’t think they put eggs in the kind of cookie dough you just eat.

lets just round that out to 20, I also assume that you did not keep you your container at or below 45 degree F, since it is both open to air and if the room was sub 45 you would be violating OSHA.

any more of these and you are going to get a nasty warning

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i just make the cookie dough myself then eat it. to keep me from getting salmonella. but you do you

eggs?

actually the danger isn't in the eggs, it's the flour used for the dough

are you sure about that, pie crust doesn't have the same risk as dough, but with most food items the eggs yolks are tempered for ice cream and shit so I'm not denying the possibility.

holy shit flour has E.coli?
oh, it was just an outbreak, looks like this would happen more with manure fertilizers, but yeah the flower is not cleaned with antibiotics and you cant wash it like fruits and veggies.