>be american
>get shot
Be american
Angel Cooper
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Jordan Sanders
>be Canadian
>rape dog
Anthony Reed
>be me
>eat pizza
Dylan Barnes
yeah but also
>be american
>shoot someone.
you see it's a 50/50 chance. you could be the shooter.
Daniel Richardson
>be american
>be hekapoo
Brody White
i heard that you have cookings
Lucas Thomas
>be Canadian
>be cuck
Justin Davis
hmm a canadian wrote this. proving cuck status of the country of canada. based.
Noah Richardson
>be American
Henry Hughes
>get shot
Wyatt Cook
>be american
>deepfry butter
Eli Myers
most leafs are so cringe lole
Evan Morris
so true. we should cross into their border and put them out of their misery. what do you say?
Easton Lopez
>you Jow Forums
>get shot
John Rodriguez
>be American
>shoot self
this is how most of us die from gunshots.
Evan Hernandez
>be american gun
>get shot
Henry Ward
>be american
>also in texas
>get out of jail and wait for bus
>road rage drivers wanted for a shooting in the nearby city have driven to your jail and start shooting there
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Robert Allen
>be austrian
>experience actual fallout when politician is corrupt
John Clark
>be australian
>kidnap and breed daughter in downstairs dungeon
>get caught
Brayden Stewart
>strache sells krone to russian oligarchs
>Strache resign when it comes out
>new elections
>all old FPÖ voters will flock to ÖVP
>ÖVP will have singular majority
austria kurz ethnostate 2020
Connor Parker
>be american
>get shot by cop for no good reason
>pay $1000 for ambulance ride
Jason Ortiz
>be belgian
>worship statue of little boy peeing
Wyatt Wood
>pedo country
Based
Kayden White
You aren't wrong, but you are literally one of the only countries that is worse than us with police.
John Turner
>be american
>have heart attack
>tip heart attack
Julian Torres
>tips the shooter
Levi Diaz
True, was just poking fun at the "ambulances are not free" thing
Colton Perry
I was never vaccinated so actually i didn't get shot get rekt leaf
John Lewis
>be leaf
>receive state-distributed s.oymilk bags
Parker Collins
>be borger
>be obeese
Joseph Hill
>be leaf
>get raked
Jace Walker
>be borger
>pay for healthcare
Lucas Morgan
>be American
>git kot
Sebastian Jenkins
>be leaf
>president is literally gay
Jack Ross
>be borger
>president is literally a fucking cheeto
Angel Sullivan
>be leaf
>have state sponsored gay parades
Elijah Lewis
>be borger
>have queerlafornia
Parker Watson
>be leaf
>whole country is just one big queerlafornia
Dominic Robinson
>be american
>fall out of bed
>get shot
Matthew Russell
>be borger
>get white house burned down by leafs
Jacob Butler
>be leaf
>be so obsessed with america that you visit our capital to burn it down
Samuel James
>be leaf
>homophobia is a serious crime
Samuel Stewart
>be borger
>have drag queen fags