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Severn 7's confirm it
That's one big burger Chen is holding?
Poker Night at the Inventory got removed on steam
I meant to add a period, not a question mark. Its a statement I tell you.
Precisely!
It's actually a medium size burger.
RIP
Still huge for her.
Oh, speaking about Steam. Are you interested on doing Steam Spring Cleaning?
It's actually not - compare the size of her hands and mouth to the burger.
NO NIGGER LOVING
Okay.
I tried to talk to you yesterday but you ignored me friend. :(
I wasn't aware of it, sorry.
But you are now so how are you Chen? :)
Pretty gud. Three day weekend yay~
You?
Tired but decently fulfilled. Weather was crappy but I was comforting a good friend today. How are you gonna spend your weekend? c:
nice quads
I finally got my quads...
What was wrong with your friend?
I'm probably gonna chill and play vidya or shitpost on Jow Forums
and on a Chen thread too, absolutely blessed
Thank you friend! Hug!
Loooong story but her mom is a manipulative piece of shit and really doesn't like her trying to get into a relationship because she is a bitter divorcee. My friend is great though, I talk to her everyday.
God of chen
Damn that sucks, nobody should have others dictate their relationships with each other.
She says her mom is just overprotective but what do you think? I feel like once you get old enough having your parent control every little thing is sort of obnoxious.
I know too much about that. Like can’t you trust us to make our own choices? Shits fine until y’all intervene.
Yes.
I hope it doesn't seem like I am complaining too much, this shit just really bothers her a lot. I get being helpful and caring but making your own daughter feel terrible is just fucked.
Nah you’re not a complainfaggot. If you need to vent I’m here or on discord.
Thank you Chen, you are a good friend. Sorry if I am not as lewd as you want.
Nah it’s okay, I can’t expect everyone to be as lewd as me. You do you.
Can I have a hug?
*hug*
:D
Am I bothering you?
Nah you’re not. Got discord so I can keep track of you better?
You just want it so we can lewd in private hmmm?
Perhaps?
What kind of lewds? Minor lewds like handholding or big lewds?
M-major
????Like cuddling...?
Cute, come here Chen Chen! Come here!
*comes there*
*Cuddles and pokes chest*
Flaaaaat...
Flat is justice!
*pokes your cheek.*
Noo flat is bad!
*pokes your bum*
Flaaaat
Not true! I’m not flat back there!
Yeah you have a huge bubble butt for sitting on peoples faces! They call you the ASSassin...sit on my face
Okay
*licks bum*
Uwu
The absolute state of these threads
How did chen get the big ass?
The absolute state of me*
NO U
Squats.
Squatting on my face and my other places?
Perhaps~
...What should I do when you squat?
You relax and enjoy the view~
But when I relax I fall asleep. I want to touch your squat ass!
It’s hard to fall asleep when your heart is pounding~
Heart pounding? From excitement right?
Exactly~!
Is something else pounding? or is that sooon? I like the shows chen shows me!
Should i buy waffle maker?
Perhaps something else is pounding~
Yes.
Waffles are good, especially the ones with cinnamon
Something else? Explain. I am dumb chen. real dumb.
hmmmmm
I think i'm to weak to resist this 10$ discount...
I don't enough room to store it. huh
A certain thing hidden by your pants~
Buy it
How much does it cost usually?
about 40$.
you should buy it and invite me over for waffles
My balls? My pubes?
It’s more rod-shaped~
That would be my first time making them. Be warned. I'm pretty good at making pancakes so maybe that helps.
My foreskin?
Not just the foreskin~
My...? Say it please
thanks Poland~ since you make good pancakes I bet your waffles will be good too
Benis~
I came...Want to clean it up?
Sure~
*grabs paper towel*
I meant with your mouth!!!
UwU
So no to clean it up with your mouth? D:
I’ll clean it up
*le lick*
From the source? That is unsanitary...
No u
*le lick moar*
...
I like licking~
*licks all over ur rod*
(Sorry for blueballing but I’m about to pass out. Have a good night user.)
What about sucking? Which is better?