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Jow Forums is /chen/

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Severn 7's confirm it

That's one big burger Chen is holding?

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Poker Night at the Inventory got removed on steam

I meant to add a period, not a question mark. Its a statement I tell you.

Precisely!
It's actually a medium size burger.
RIP

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Still huge for her.
Oh, speaking about Steam. Are you interested on doing Steam Spring Cleaning?

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It's actually not - compare the size of her hands and mouth to the burger.

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NO NIGGER LOVING

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Okay.

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I tried to talk to you yesterday but you ignored me friend. :(

I wasn't aware of it, sorry.

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But you are now so how are you Chen? :)

Pretty gud. Three day weekend yay~
You?

Tired but decently fulfilled. Weather was crappy but I was comforting a good friend today. How are you gonna spend your weekend? c:

nice quads

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I finally got my quads...

What was wrong with your friend?
I'm probably gonna chill and play vidya or shitpost on Jow Forums

and on a Chen thread too, absolutely blessed

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Thank you friend! Hug!
Loooong story but her mom is a manipulative piece of shit and really doesn't like her trying to get into a relationship because she is a bitter divorcee. My friend is great though, I talk to her everyday.

God of chen

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Damn that sucks, nobody should have others dictate their relationships with each other.

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She says her mom is just overprotective but what do you think? I feel like once you get old enough having your parent control every little thing is sort of obnoxious.

I know too much about that. Like can’t you trust us to make our own choices? Shits fine until y’all intervene.

Yes.

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I hope it doesn't seem like I am complaining too much, this shit just really bothers her a lot. I get being helpful and caring but making your own daughter feel terrible is just fucked.

Nah you’re not a complainfaggot. If you need to vent I’m here or on discord.

Thank you Chen, you are a good friend. Sorry if I am not as lewd as you want.

Nah it’s okay, I can’t expect everyone to be as lewd as me. You do you.

Can I have a hug?

*hug*

:D
Am I bothering you?

Nah you’re not. Got discord so I can keep track of you better?

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You just want it so we can lewd in private hmmm?

Perhaps?

What kind of lewds? Minor lewds like handholding or big lewds?

M-major

????Like cuddling...?

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Cute, come here Chen Chen! Come here!

*comes there*

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*Cuddles and pokes chest*
Flaaaaat...

Flat is justice!
*pokes your cheek.*

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Noo flat is bad!
*pokes your bum*
Flaaaat

Not true! I’m not flat back there!

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Yeah you have a huge bubble butt for sitting on peoples faces! They call you the ASSassin...sit on my face

Okay

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*licks bum*

Uwu

The absolute state of these threads

How did chen get the big ass?

The absolute state of me*
NO U
Squats.

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Squatting on my face and my other places?

Perhaps~

...What should I do when you squat?

You relax and enjoy the view~

But when I relax I fall asleep. I want to touch your squat ass!

It’s hard to fall asleep when your heart is pounding~

Heart pounding? From excitement right?

Exactly~!

Is something else pounding? or is that sooon? I like the shows chen shows me!

Should i buy waffle maker?

Perhaps something else is pounding~
Yes.

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Waffles are good, especially the ones with cinnamon
Something else? Explain. I am dumb chen. real dumb.

hmmmmm
I think i'm to weak to resist this 10$ discount...
I don't enough room to store it. huh

A certain thing hidden by your pants~
Buy it

How much does it cost usually?

about 40$.

you should buy it and invite me over for waffles

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My balls? My pubes?

It’s more rod-shaped~

That would be my first time making them. Be warned. I'm pretty good at making pancakes so maybe that helps.

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My foreskin?

Not just the foreskin~

My...? Say it please

thanks Poland~ since you make good pancakes I bet your waffles will be good too

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Benis~

I came...Want to clean it up?

Sure~
*grabs paper towel*

I meant with your mouth!!!

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UwU

So no to clean it up with your mouth? D:

I’ll clean it up
*le lick*

From the source? That is unsanitary...

No u
*le lick moar*

...

I like licking~
*licks all over ur rod*

(Sorry for blueballing but I’m about to pass out. Have a good night user.)

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What about sucking? Which is better?