h-how does a dildo feel like?
H-how does a dildo feel like?
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pervy ritsu
Like a cock but slightly smoother and less grippy.
true but i thought more lewdlike... like having it in your boybutte
like this
feels gay probably
but lewd is good!
... i want one
Bloated face, lazy eyes and bad skin
RITSU
lewd ritsu
stop being lewd
the image looks weird
w-wut its not gay! since its technically not apart of a another humans body therefore not the same sex as u are
wut!?
but lewd feels good
you're lewd today, ritsu,
Makes sense. So what prevents you from getting one then
LEWD feels GOOOOOOOOD
i still live with my mom and sis. but when i get to live by myself i wanna get a fleshlight and a dildo! ultimate pleasure!
If lewd is good, w-wanna hold hands?
*grabs ur hand*
come on! lets act out on our primal instincs! we are only human of course... we must do what nature call us to do
only sometimes though
>only sometimes
nah uh all the times!
understandable. Just be careful with your butte
like a dick in your ass
like taking a sturdy shit but in reverse
i will!
h-hot
the poopoo is going inside again ah! *cums*
you do you, man
more like i will do you heh... jk im just horny
i don't know how to respond to this
...
I doubt you'd do me, in real life I'm an extremely dominant person.
lole
O-oh, Ritsu is very eager to take the l-lead.
*cuddles tightly*
>dominant
fuck that is hot! pin me!
very much so! *puts my cheek and presses it into your cheek*
Ritsu getting pinned by all the boys
>the boys
never thought to end up in conversations like this, not that I'm complaining. Norgayigian boi is happy and thats good. Have fun
You should know considering the quantity of black dildos that you own.
Imagine as a man grabs you violently, picks you up and throws you to the bed, pulls out his dich and applies lube, flips you over, thumbs your arse wide open and goes straight in.
its just lewd shitposting but it worked out i guess. heheh... horny boys are the best ones
i dont have any black dildos! i dont wanna be blacked!
fack... thats hot. i wanna be choked and pinned by a man while he is doing me
>the image looks weird
no shit sherlock
I don't mind doing choking, but most say I'm too rough.
Sure thing, svartadtsu
It feels very good to control the rhythm
D-dont look at me with those lewd faces! B-baka!
*hugs you tighter*
good, thanks for cleaning up your mess
heh oke!
>rough
domination turns me on so much. being gripped by a man...
dumb feet licker
oh yes. having something inside of you pushing in and out
*gives you intense eye contact*
Lick my feet.
*poo slowly retracts back to the colon*
*accidentally jizzes on your pants*
>horny boys are the best ones
They are indeed. "Demand" for Ritsu is too high to.. egh.. participate. Maybe some other time tho
ewww. no *headbutts into your balls*
cum another time :3
Bad boy! *ties your hands and legs together*
no homo! straight as my hard wiener
oh no...
the man puts his hands around your throat from behind and applies pressure steadily, but not too hard to make you past-out, just light headed.
Ritsuuuuuuuu!
*starts kissing your neck*
U r the best. Also, I think finnish footfag is trying to rape you. Should I be concerned or everything is according to 200 iq masterplan?
*puts my feet on your face* You know what to do, norskjävel.
just use me up... do whatever u want with me master
=w= sweet lovely kisses *kisses ur cheek*
i dont have 200 iq... im concered
ewww it smells so bad!
*puts my foot in your mouth*
*poo goes up to your stomach*
*you puke it out*
*you un-poo the vomit poo again*
gross gross gross gross. get it out of my MOUTH!
*blowjobs my own poopoo*
Oops, I can't understand your muffled sounds, sorry! *takes my foot out and puts the other one in*
... *panics*
*mumbles* r..ghh ... ape..!
How did it all end like this
he looks like he nutted to this thread. the lewdness of this thread made him nut 1000x times more then what a normal nut would do. the body can only contain 50x power of nuts a time
Mhm? *rubs my wet soles on your face*
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I want to hold you more, Ritsu.
*nibbles your eat*
O-oh!
>wet
>soles
thats so gross...
Looks like I was right about the footfag. You'll figure it out yourself probably
>scat
>feetfags
>sweat
>armpits
>dildoes
when will comfy Jow Forums threads about cuddling and gently biting ears come back?
*holds both your hands smiling to your face*
im glad you do
*throws you in a septic tank*
*suddenly, a league of obese people waddle into the public toilets outside the heart attack grill*
how is that a bad skin tho?
ewww i hate feet
>armpits
wut. also cuddling is nice but DOMINATION is HOT
oh... thats really gross
really REALLY BAD pic. i had 1 hour of sleepies there
Footfags are annoying sometimes. I'm still salty about your last masterplan, so no sword-fighting and protecting this time
*you are submerged in two tons of poo, but still alive*
masterplan? i dont remember... to be honest. what was it?
*drowns by poop*
>wut
talking about certain other poster
>really REALLY BAD pic
it is, but i was asking in general how is that a bad skin when its pretty decent outside of eyebags
To pretend to be dead while I and that masochist american would kill each other(yep, right now my life is boring enough to remember this)
yeah maybe idk.
oh that plan. desu it was made up on the spot hehe
*only unconscious, you spend two years in the tank until it is finally emptied and you wake up*
Oh, at your service then
>imagine the smell
thanks soldier! now step into the tank :3
as you wish !
it would be really fun to drive a tank... playing around with its long barrel
yeah, Ritsu..
that reminds me. i haeve been called ritsu so much now. i have probably been mentioned more today with ritsu then my real name lole
well considering how much you post here it is to be expected. Ritsu sounds really nice also
yeah its a part of me now. i wont ever be able to leave that name behind
a septic tank?
i dont like poopoo its gross and makes me gag