Guys, be real with me, please

I'm 45 years old. I'm single, make a decent income, have my own place. But I can't, for the life of me, find a decent woman.

Something popped up on my kikebook today about ordering slavic women to come and be your partner. I'm honestly thinking about something like this.

I need my woman to work or anything like that. She just needs to keep my house clean, because I work all day. She needs to take care of my pets and be a good mate for me.

What would you do if you were me? btw, i'm a fairly decent looking guy. Not fat. Actually I'm in good shape. Also, sorry if this is off topic for this board. This is my main board.

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Not difficult, but consider traveling yourself instead, many scams otherwise.

Just be single.

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Try tinder or okcupid.

The sad truth OP is most women your age have already been through the ringer. Most young American women don't want to hang themselves on an old man.

Just advertise yourself as a third and bang some hotwives.

You are too old to start a family.

I have been, for going on 6 years now. It's fine and I can keep doing it, but I get a lonely sometimes and feel like I want a partner. You can only have so many conversations with your dog before you start to feel a little crazy.

Spotted the roast. Men can start families at any age, hoe. Its women that are trapped by a shorter time table. Its not fair, but life just like women is a bitch.

Come on, man. That's not seriously your advice is it? I've tried them. I've tried them all. All the apps, also the paid ones like match, eharmony and christianmingle. The women are garbage. They're all selfish and self involved and they expect to cater to their expectations and they just see you as disposable.

I've been on so many dates with tinder/zoosh women. They seem like clones of each other. Every conversation at dinner is the exact same. "so, i want to this and this and my job is really important and i love to travel." Screw that man.

It's too late for you my man. Any foreign woman you could get will just use you for citizenship and then take half your shit.

This. Too old to properly chase and raise kids. I know a good guy who didn't have kids until his 40's. He made very good money, conservative, smart, but was just too old for the effort to keep up with them. One of his sons ended up overdosing on heroin and the other has been in and out of prison for other drugs and theft.

Actually, no, I'm not. But, even if I don't start a family, that's not the point. I'm looking for companionship and love.

(45/2)+7
29 year old. Find one of those.

You're not going to find love from marrying a Russian mail bride

She fell for the b8, time to toast the roast!

>implying that the druggie kids has anything to do with the father's age instead of the massive opioid crisis that is killing white america.
Really, nigger?

Wow thats a sad story :(

Yeah. I do look at younger women. My area is semi-rural and absolutely filled with beautiful women. I always think to myself though, what if I ask a woman out and she's just thinking the whole time "why is this old guy asking me out?" I don't want to become the town creeper, you know what I mean? It's not a big town.

It's a lot of fucking work to be involved in the kids life to keep them from turning into degenerate trash. If you start in your forties, you are in your mid fifties or even sixty when they are teens. You can't just flop on the couch and watch Fox News, the. Go to bed, like a boomer.

just smoke some crack and float away my man

I know you're probably right, definitely right, actually. But, what do you do when it seems like every other option has been exhausted? Be alone, I guess.

This. Slavic women are incapable of love and fidelity. The instant she sets one foot outside of your front door she will cheat on you with every dick within a 50 mile radius.

Yeah? Well best of luck bro. Hope you can find someone.
Maybe women on Christian dating sites have a different personality.

OP you're too smart to let yourself get tied down with an anchor.

What are you worried about?

Women don't want companionship as you have found out. All they want is THEIRS. Men are just a medium. A conduit.

Try church but that's your last shot.

I don't even care that much about having kids at this point. Which is sort of a conundrum. If I go for a younger woman, she'll likely want kids. If I go for an older woman, well, you're likely going to get heavily damaged goods.

Get yourself a foreign woman. I have a Muslim gf right now and she’s pretty great

My grandma might be wrong, but all the good ones are married by 25. You live in a rural area. Have you considered moving into a city for a couple of years?

What about an ad in the local paper?

>Maybe women on Christian dating sites have a different personality.
They don't, not even close. It took me two years and hundreds of dollars to realize that.

Indonesian are better, like models, very white.

Red pill me on the opioid crisis

Again you are correlating age of father with something completely unrelated to it. Degeneracy is the Law of current year. Degenerate children are currently the majority. Having any dad is better than having no dad: single mothers not old fathers are whats killing the west.

You're delusional dude. Only men with money can do that.

Thanks. I go to church. Believe me when I say, the quality of women at church is not better than secular women. In fact, often their worse because they do the whole "I'll wait until the god brings along the perfect man for me." So they're delusional in addition to being stupid.

I wouldn't piss on a muslim if they were on fire.

Pol....dude..... JUST KYS.

lol I do know a few of those.

But will she force you to convert to keep her Daddy happy? Sticking my ass in the air 5 times a day in order to charge the Moon Cube of Doom is a very tall order for a non-whore woman.

Go to a widow/widower support group and pretend your wife died. Only way to find older unmarrieds who aren't garbage.

idk my dude. my roommate has a cat and she's alright, decent enough company for when im alone. i have friends i hang out with IRL and friends I hang out with online and play games with so while i wish i did have a gf it's really not that bad. i do feel pangs of loneliness occasionally but i think it just might be a biological drive to go find a mate or something because if i step back and look at my life I really have no reason to feel that way.

I couldn't live in a city. Zero chance of that ever happening.

Just spend a few days on eastern europe or southeast asia, you're considered higher status in those placed so if you're smart enough it's possible to bring some top shelf pussy back home.

Just hire a maid because thats obviously all you want out of a woman

I’m starting to see the problem kek

cringe af. I'm trying to avoid the creeper/desperation tag.

Mail order russian women want one thing and one thing only - your money. They will not care about you. They will not want to have children with you. They will marry you as a convenience marriage to get United States citizenship, and may even act as spies for the Russian government.

If you look hard enough, you can find a good woman. Don't go for roasties your own age, try to find a nice mid to late 20's girl who wants kids that are into older men. If you're as in shape and have your shit together this should not be that hard.

>"I'll wait until the god brings along the perfect man for me."
So be the perfect man. Women don't understand perfection. To them, decent might as well be perfect. If you can't appear perfect to a few women, you must have extremely low sexual market value

The only reason to trap yourself with a woman is to have kids, companionship my ass, also you're clearly a loser (you used things like tinder and other apps) and insecure
not trying to be mean here, but you don't sound like the type who could build a midlife relationship and start a family on the late, you're probably just heading to some tiresome drama
the same way 'this fucking guy' sending resumes hysterically and complaining he doesn't get answers won't have an impressive career because his attitude is just wrong
instead of admiting your attitude is the problem you're there considering a mail order bride as one more pet
stay single and enjoy your couch or reconsider your strategy with women entirely and do what it take to meet someone the right way (not online)

You know what else isn't hard? My dick. Spice up the thread OP, tell us about some of your raunchiest masturbation fantasies.

get a maid. Other than that MGTOW is the way to go. All my friends who are married are miserable cunts.

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I can relate. It's not really any sort of biological impulse that makes me want a woman, although sex is pretty nice. It's more just, wanting someone who's physically present to share a life with and share experiences and thoughts with.

Most of /pol is younger than me, so it'll be hard for them to relate to where I'm at.

Post selfie for a personal redpill.

You can't buy love. If you try, she'll cheat.

Get a maid, retard. You're obviously too autistic for genuine human relations.

Purdue Pharma did it all on purpose. They pushed a bogus study on to freshly minted MDs that claimed their newly patented Opioid wasn't addictive. This was back in the early 90s.

Guess who went to see doctors back then? White people. These MDs thinking it was safe started writing Oxycontin scripts for literally everything. Wisdom teeth out? Oxycontin. Sprained an ankle? Oxycontin. And since the majority of white people can afford a doctor it was white people that got hooked. By lying to doctors Purdue Pharma deliberately targeted white people.

hook up with some central american goblina
there's plenty of them around

Shut the fuck up boomer

Get a boyfriend. You'll have much more in common.

This is actually pretty decent advice, and I have done a good deal of traveling. Never specifically to find a mate. But, I suppose I could give it a shot. It seems like a lot of effort though. Traveling so far away just to find a woman. I want to find one here. Fuck this shit.

It could work. Are there any women advertising in the paper?

In your ad just specify some basic requirements.

what this user said Just hang with your friends. If you need to get laid, just masturbate. A relationship isn't about sex anyway, so if all you want is sex, looking for a relationship in order to satisfy that urge is just going to make you miserable. I guess if you can't control your sex drive, you could travel to Las Vegas and try one of the legal prostitution establishments they have licensed there. They screen them constantly for diseases of any kind and have very high standards (but it's also rather expensive).

Dont do it. This isnt the 1900s when a woman would be grateful to get out of poverty and be the wife of American.
Their homeland is no less oppressive than ours, the pride of being American is now shame of being a good goy, and mostly once she is here and a citizen the only thing that keeps her from raping your life is female gratitude.

>Calls me delusional and then tells me under what circumstances I am right.
What?

Why do pharmaceutical companies get away with this shit?

Well, in part. I'm not going to lie. Do you know what it's like to come home after working all day and have to feed pets, clean up, do dishes, cook, do laundry then yard work? Marriages are practical in that regard.

Nothing is better than the delusional Whore-church goer.
>God forgave me, so that means I deserve a good man.
No, whore. You deserve your herpes.

roll for your Ukraine virgin wife

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Go to church Or get involved students for life. All those girls are hot.

boring roll when there is no wild card uggo

rolling anyway

My advice: tell her you are looking for a mother to your children, not looking for love. Love and parenting often conflict, it is easier to not have your family depend on the love of the parents with each other.

my attitude is the problem? fuck off. What's with you people always blaming the man? I'm not saying i'm the best catch in the world, but I'm a hard worker and not a complete degenerate like the men that younger women usually date. Nothing you said was constructive. But I think you already knew that.

Rolling

Why would you come here and ask this question to a bunch of 14 year olds?

Get rid of your pets, throw all your dishes away, eat at the local bar on the way home from work, hire someone to cut the grass. Boom now all u have is laundry

40 is the new 20. Visit Phillipeans.

>I'm 45 years old

Is that not too old to pull women sir?

I don't need to talk about my masturbation fantasies, incel. I've had my fair share of sex in my life. That's not even the point of this thread. So move on.

This. Current 30 year old boys are shit. You should be able to find a slightly used early 90s female that has recently gotten her shit together and is looking for stability. Middle age men are hot to them for a fling. Turn that into a mate by being you.

>I'm 45 years old.
GTFO off my board Xoomer faggot go cry about your inceldom on or something.
sage loser OP is sage

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>Just hang with your friends.
I don't have any, and honestly, I like it that way. I do have a large extended family though that I spend lots of time with.

Roastie detected. Unlike you worthless thots, men don't hit any wall until much much later and can have kids well into their later years. He's fine. One of my friends parents were over 50 when they had him.

The get away with it the same way all (((elites))) get away with it: hundreds of billions in profit. Sure the Gov did fine Purdue a few billion for misleading doctors, but Purdue still came out ahead. And the company has too much wealth tied up in it for the government to really punish them. They also make huge contributions to political campaigns, so even if the public demanded a full investigation Congress would pretend to find no criminal intention.

I know you're right. Thanks for your post.

I've got bad news. There are no decent women in the west. Importing one will not change that.

Women are only as good as their options.

You could bring in the most backwater hill tribe matron, but the second she gets into the US she has options. And since the US incentivises divorce, only an idiot wouldnt take advantage of that.

Give it up, they make your life shit anyways.

You don't want to be the town creeper? Get over yourself. People probably think you're gay anyway. My first real job was law enforcement in a small town and women were throwing themselves at me constantly, and I'm not that good looking or talented and was pretty broke at the time. Seriously dude keep getting out there and banging eventually you will find one.

Do the opposite of what jews want you to do.

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Still hope I reckon. there are plenty of times it worked and horror stories. You need to go over there and find one, meet their family and stuff.

nigga you are in the prime of your life and you have the means to see the world. please please please stop putting pussy on a god damned pedestal. you want a partner? buy one. treat yourself once a month to a good quality escort and let her fuck the shit out of you. it's better sex than you will ever get in a normal relationship and will cost you a lot less both money wise and emotionally. you need your house cleaned? hire a maid for once a week/fortnight, they are cheap as shit and do a good job. now go see the world, touch the pyramids and visit machu picchu. see the northern lights in iceland, go swim with whales and dolphins. don't become normal, don't be a drone. live your god damn life.

unless you aged really well and are some kind of dilf i don't really see why a women would want to become a furniture at your place, spending her days with your pets
your vibe is like 'mid life crisis guy looking for a weak woman to blackmail into companionship' doesn't sound attractive
also the low key depression and poor self-worth / histrionical attitude (using apps, considering pulling a greedy whore out of a shithole country) sounds rapey, not that i give a fuck but a woman certainly would and you would end up in 'german tourist vs thai hooker scenario where she drives you nut and leave with half your shit

>Get rid of your pets
hell no. my dog is a loyal companion. you wouldn't understand, obviously.

You're 45 and fairly successful and in good shape.
Literally go on a trip to eastern Europe and meet a girl, you're the #1 desire for every single woman over 30 on the planet.
Unironically know your worth

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>What's with you people always blaming the man?
Boomers

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Fug it

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>prostitution
>high standards
I hate whore mongers

TFM, is dat chu?