Swedish, German and Japanese are the lanuages of war

Swedish, German and Japanese are the lanuages of war
Latin, Russian and Sami are the languages of magic

What kinda language do you speak?

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queenslandish

English

Finnish, the language of memes.
Swedish, the language of homosex.
English, the international language.

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Ye, same here.

>add up some survival Italian, French and German.

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What the fuck is a sami
You mean Semitic?

oof the semetic languages are pretty magical aswell

>oof, semen-uralic languages

Kven language is apparently xeno-astro-biological language

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finnish is elvish

actually i take this back. the semetic languages are godly, not magical.

English is ______
French is ______
Spanish is ______
Italian is ______
Greek is ______
Chinese is ______

englidh nigga

>English is useful
>French is useless
>Spanish is widespread useless
>Italian is useless
>Greek is useless and in debt all the time
>Chinese is a total waste of time

Weren't the first books of nature magic, demon summoning and herbs in Middle Europe written in medieval Germany?

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the kvens are the only ones who can rival the sami in sorcery.

those were scam books.

english is 4chins
french is homo
spanish is mexican
italian is pasta
greek isnt real
chinese is "don't learn mandarin copypasta"

Did you just call the works of Jewish Germans scams?
Anti-semites aren't allowed here.

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prove it

I DUNNO i'm trying to protect the integrity of my lists. leave me be!

Absolutely positively true. The force is strong with them.

i already called german a language of war. isn't that good enough for you!

Japs KyS

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Paracelsus was the first real hard-mode esoteric practitioner
>swiss-austrian
>der tod sitzt im darm paracelsus

are you crazy fenrir? why are you accusing me of being a jap now?

En Español por favor. Yo no entiendo Inglés. ありかと

Your ID get

ありがと*

spanish is the language of cross country running

oh cool 天皇陛下万歳!!!!

Its mainly a large language like Mandarin. I think Spanish is a beautiful language besides the profanities and other offensive terms.

why didn't you laugh at my cross country joke?

btw theres a little chicken that might get named after you because of me

>cross country joke
Its eh. I usually don't laugh at jokes, yours is, well, mediocre.
>little chicken
I already saw the thread, I'm too busy doing something at the moment.

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>why didn't you laugh at my cross country joke?
He simply didn't get it. You bet I got it.

americans take themselves so seriously

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Norwegian the language of gold medal eaters.
very little filipino the language of the chicken

they often feel like being number one. very often.

English is okay.
French is stupid.
Latin is useless.
Russian is drunk.
Swedish and Finnish are literal gibberish according to my Swedish speaking friend from Finland.
Norwegian is cool.
Spanish is pretty... pretty average.
American English is English (Simplified.)
German is okay.
Anything from Africa is basic.
Polish is that person everyone has seen but doesn't know the name of.
Irish and Scottish Gaelic is stupid.
Welsh is a damn mess.
Japanese is only good for cute girls and epic fights.
Greek is poor.
Italian is drunk.
Latvian is basic slav language.

Did I offend anyone?

¥indoeuropean family
user! My sides!

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english, the language of based

What?