geez you guys really love me so much tsktsktsk. let me guess this thread will get 100+ replies hmmm? lolelolelole. what are you gonna do user? im gonna be here laughing as you bump my thread lole
Geez you guys really love me so much tsktsktsk. let me guess this thread will get 100+ replies hmmm? lolelolelole...
Sage
nah uh
Sage x2
no
Sage x4
im declaring myself king of Jow Forums
lick my feet peasant. forest and kiri will be my knights
Sage x8
Post feet
lole he wants me to post my feet so he can licky them on screen. how gross user
Sage x16
I just want to seeee.
I don’t like you
Sage
what if i say no
i like you lots user come here and rest your head on my lap
>king
sir, we need to take 1 photo of u, please come to the basement. Family? Yes, yes. Ofc take your family with you. We have enough.. egh.. camera tapes..?
why the basement?! wut are you gonna do...
Sage meter will only go higher x32
>Xo id
xoxo
sage me harder daddy
xoxoxoxoxoxo
*whispers* Down with the king. Long live the glorious revolution.
Its just a formality, your highness, don't worry
Sage x64
You're pushing your limits.
i have to stop this revolution. i will be the tsar of Jow Forums ! nobody will stop me. kill the rebels!
i will beat you! dumb potatoe poster
Go ahead beat me daddy.
Sage x128
you have like two knights. And one of them is me.
i would've happy to serve u, if u wasnt so impudent about it, dear
*pokes ur tummy*
be scared
sorry im a bad leader
You killed me.
Sage x256
Ow. Ok ok, i surrender. You know how to win me over. Ur a good leader
ur so cute. dont die on my please
you made me think i was awful hmph! thanks though... meanie
Ritsu you used to be pure and innocent. Now you have become a... a SLUT. v_v
im still a virgin ..
It's too late for excuses, slut. v_v
I bet you're thinking of big, musky, hard cocks right now.
im not. but now that you said that. i am
My bad, now i will serve.
>meanie
oh, now I remember how you say вpeдинa in english. Thanks good-king Ritsu
you are forgiven! thanks for holding up with me. its not like you have much choice its either this or execution lole. *hugs u*
this thread will probably accomplish its dark purpose of 100+ replies. I would've ignored it buuuut I have no other way of talking to the norwegian senpai, so resistance is futile
if i manage to. its not my win. its our win okey =w=
ofc uwu
blacked shitsu
awee thankyu
in retrospective accidentally killing irishanon was a bad idea. Well, there is a huge chance thread will be spammed after some time
Ritsu I am now in your bed, what will you do?
EYYYYYYYYYYY
maybe so. well i kinda doubt the thread is gonna surpass 100. but would be nice
i wanna cuddle you =w=
Isn't that gay though? cuddling a guy?
why even care. if it feels comfy its nice right? i wanna feel someones warmth
Because I am straight though I find myself in a mans bed. interesting.
im not really a "man" but hey it could be fun right?
Explain to me how you aren't a "man"?
Shitsu will reply to this.
im more just a boy. a man is manly right?
Yeah, a man is more manly. So does that make you boyly then?
probably so. i dont like being masculine.
Are you going to become a trannie and join the 40%?
if amerianon decides not to cuddle you can always ask your knight to do it
i dont wanna be a tranny so i wont take any hrt or things like that. but to be honest i really dont wanna live after my expiration date. im just gonna have a nice time while its good for now.
awee your so sweet. i would be happy to
Saged and hidden.
anyone else hungry for burgers?
i love burgers. i like double cheeseburger its my fav
here, your highness *cuddles*
You love burgers huh?
im very i have such a cute and loyal knight by my side. i couldnt have been happier
woah... lewd
Tell me what your ideal burger would be. Otherwise you don't truly love burgers.
something with bacon and cheese
Such a nice thread. It'd be bad if someone hijacked it right ?
w-wut u mean!?
Mine would be
Bottom bun
Thick angus patty
Swiss cheese
Mushrooms
Lettuce
Tomato
Onions
Pickles
Top bun
Hijack it faggit
`woah thats really complex. btw ewwww mushroms. also what the heck is a thicc angus patty?
It's a MEATY patty.
>ewwww mushroms
*SLAP*
Shut the fuck up, mushrooms are based.
>meaty
t. COX ID
two burgs for you, me lord
It's under your nose
It's over your head
It's out of your reach
owie! mushrooms are super gay!
nice id homo boy
they look really thicc and big. i want to eat them naooooooo
ok
Watcha gonna do about that ?
I had a mushroom burger once, it wasn't bad.
THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM
Nothing at all.
i hate mushroom though. its awful. they are like creepy aliens
Eat the mushrooms. You love the gay. You are gay. You called them super gay, so eat them.
*mumbles* mushrooms *mumbles more* dumb hate it so much
Will you show us your tits if this thread reaches 100?
i would rather shoot myself
i dont have tits user. im a male
Ritsu has won the lottery it seems. I shall keep my cuddles to myself unless you need them
Hey Chen, Chenning it up as usual I see. Mushroooms are pretty good.
eat the fucking mushrooms.
sure !
no eat my butte
> im a male
debatable
No.
Mushrooms are the B E S T and anyone who says otherwise is a culinary philistine.
there have been pics of me on this thread... im clearly a male
lel imagine licking shrooms. dumb hipsters
lole i wrote licking. i meant liking
I might have some mushrooms today, jealous?
I just gave you 10 cuddles, why dont you caare?
Yes, I'll happily lick the shrooms.
GIMMEIMMMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEEEEMEMMEMEMMEMEMEMEME
sorry i didnt notice. thankyu so much user!
ewww gross.
>lole i wrote licking. i meant liking
Freudian slip
no its not a freudian slip!
CALM DOWN, DO YOU WANT TO BE SLAPPED!?
Where are my cuddles then? Are you holding them from me?
Slip like Freudian, first and last step to playing yourself like an accordion.
oke if you say so
ugh... *gags*