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(you)!
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!

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Excellent profession. Get cheeki breeki in your local park blyat.
Excellent source of Vitamin C and Manganese. Sit nicely on a counter waiting to be eaten fruit.

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im not manganese i was born here

Nearly every post in a grocery store except for cutting meat, which I want to do too. (Pays way better.)

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I'm sorry I don't speak Mango.
Are you asking me for whipped cream? I don't like waffles bro.

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we are now enemies for life

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i make the world a worse place by existing
pays fairly well

all the local parks've been cheaken breaken and bleeten.

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I lost my job a few days ago but i used to work front desk.

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Your mom

Jow Forums shitposter

Sleeping.

I’m a painter, sir.

i work for the cia im the assistant nigger

Correction officer. Been thinking about quitting.

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My name is Van, I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their... fantasies. Their deep, dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star, with modelling and acting. After a hundred or two auditions and small parts, I decided I had enough. Then I got into escort work.
The client requested a lot of... fetishes. So I just decided to go full master and change my entire house into a dungeon, dungeon master, with a full dungeon in my house, and its gone really well.
Fisting is 300 bucks. Usually the guy gets high on top, to really get relaxed, and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit. Then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist. Just lube it up. It's a long process to get your whole arm up there.
But its an intense feeling for the other person, I think for myself too. You go to places that even though it's physical with your hand, for some reason it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too. We both reach the same place, it's really strange at the same time. And I found with a session like that it's really exhausting.

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An army officer.

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Based.

Excellent profession food is very important and meat is a food. Please continue servicing the people by ensuring high quality cleanliness of handled food products.
pancakes are better
facts
Not an excellent profession. Making things worse for the world is bad and makes people unhappy. Stop existing k thanks.
Get some gopniks some lite beer some cigarettes and kick out some crocheads and have a cheeki breeki gopnik fleeki.
Unemployment is an excellent profession. It gives you time to figure out what you want to do next and what is worth it. Continue looking for jobs and remaining optimistic.
Excellent profession my mom is a wonderful lady who needs someone to help her handle my downs syndrome brother and asshole dad especially being deaf in one ear. Continue working my mom and making her happy.
Excellent profession shit posts are important to a healthy board economy. Continue to my wife chiruno is so cute.
Excellent profession sleep is important and creates dreams and without dreams we'd have no goals. Continue to sleep snugly and warmly user.
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Always. I'll never lack for work as long as people need to eat, and customer experience is my top priority in that right.

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Student+church singer

"servicing of ports of terminals". Tommorow (today) is the last day of the school year
I didn't pass math

first delete your post and then your life

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Shareblue Shill

Manufacturer

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Kino trailer.

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I'm a hotel receptionist