List legal places to put pp in

list legal places to put pp in

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a woman
a man
pants
undies

(depending where you live)
dog
horse

your mum

i think it's not legal if i'm doing it

Does it still count as zoonecrophilia if you buy two piece of chicken breast from the butcher, heat them up in the microwave then rub the pp between them?

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sounds a bit gaei

but not illegal

Deebly unethical. Degrading chicken without consent and posthumously. Imagin someone doing that to your grandpa.

Take gel pads or something FFS. Fuck no, kill yourself even before that.

my grandpa is not a chicken
someone in my uni actually did this and everyone knows because we have an anonymous confession board
I wonder if his dick got salmonella

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might not be illegal but if you rub your pp between them, it's not what i asked for

your cousin. regardless if shes hot or not.

one or two might be hawt enough

If it wiggle it can have my lil niggle

You

i can't put my pp in my butte

why do you know what penis tastes like?

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a cop

i don't

Yes I can

Loli cunny

exhaust pipe

Most people in Uni can't afford to eat fresh chicken

And he fucks it.

What a legend.

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>he hasn't tested his own goods

>she

peanut budder
drainpipe
pumpkin pie
me

me