Take Down the Fortress #4

Fortress HP: 90 I guess...

You deal 5 damage to the fortress. You guys are on the roll today. Current HP: 69.

I'll count this as a roll. A rolling log is coming straight at you. Roll a 6 or higher to not get killed.

Example

Get

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Dragon get

that was quick

get got

You deal 1 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 68.
The fortress gets repaired. Current HP: 78.
Aaaaand trips. A dragon comes out and toasts everyone. This was a very quick game. I'll launch a 5th one later today. Goode luck for next time, anons.

getgetgetgetgotgotgotgot

OAk id

you dont have to have one on the catalog at all times

rollin

oops didn't see we ded already

They're fun, shut up

Maybe you can start a new game in this thread, since it barely just began

Game is already over. Somebody rolled trips early into the game.

yeah just noticed
ah well theres always next time

Good idea, but I'll pass since this captcha is killing me. I'll start a new game in an hour or something.

hah, at least it wasn't me this time...
Looking forward to next one!

rolling for a 99

roll

no way! the game is already over?!
i didn't even die a warriors death in this one!
well... there's a next time...

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rules are tweaked, no boulders.. but I liked the boulders

Okay, it's time for a GAME RESET!

We're gonna retake down the fortress, Jow Forums.

Fortress HP: 100

Roll

>0 - Get killed by an archer. (Can no longer reroll after this)
>1 - Yell profanities at the fortress. (1 Damage)
>2 - Fight against a guard. (Has 5 HP. Kills you if you don't kill him after 5 rolls. You can't reroll after he kills you.)
>3 - Slash the fortress wall. (3 Damage)
>4 - Repairs the fortress.
>5 - Try to break the door down with a log. (5 Damage)
>6 - Releases a rolling log at you. Rolling a 6 or higher saves you from getting killed.
>7 - Revive a dead user of your liking.
>8 - A mage throws two fireballs at you and an user that rolled befored you, getting you both killed.
>9 - Burst through the wall with a tank. (10 Damage)
>Dubs - Double damage.
>Trips - A dragon in the fortress wakes up and kills everyone, causing a game over.

Good luck!

rolling

ROLLING LOG ATTACK!
Everyone, roll a 6 or higher to save yourself.

ok roll for safety

rolling to survive the puny log using my highly trained boulder defense teqnique

Your technique did well.

roll! i can't die now!

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my luck has turned, ATTACK!

You successfully dodged the logs.

Dubs! You can now deal double damage.

TODAY THE FORTRESS WILL DIE!!!
ROLL!

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Rollo

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Ded.

roll

noooooo!
i died too early.. but it was a warriors death...

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Yet another rolling log attack! Roll a 6 or higher to survive.

You rolled dubs and survived the log attack.

Log defense technique initiate!

Technique successful. You can now roll normally.

Yeah, attack!

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The archers are getting a raise today.

fefsefesfsfsf

noooooo!

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again

You can now revive an user of your liking.
You're dead.

damn archers are worse than jannies today

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the previous heroes from the older games are all perishing!!

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I'll revive

thank you french bro!
i roll!

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You have been revived!
You deal 3 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 97.

You deal 1 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 96.

big roll!

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Another 1 damage. Current HP: 95.

rolling

You can revive another user of your liking.

I swear I'm a fucking healer here, revive

You have revived irish bro and attacked the fortress for one damage. Current HP: 94.

roll!
you are the greatest.

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You can now revive the next guy that dies. Also watch out for the trips.

Rolling! (Thanks for the revive)

i revive another ally!

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You deal 3 damage to the fortress. Current HP: 91.

roll

And you get yourself and the irish bro killed in the process. Nice.

A guard appears and attacks you!

Guard rolls

>0, 1, 2, 3 - Miss
>4, 5, 6 - 1 Damage
>7, 8 - 2 Damage
>9 - 3 Damage
>Dubs - Instakill

rolling again, pls gill guard

im so sorry irish broooooooooo!

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You deal 3 damage to the guard. His HP is 2 and you got 4 turns left.

baguette sword

The guard is ded. Hon hon hon.

death to the fortress

pls no

And you got killed by the logs. Nice.

we all tried our best.
thats all what matters

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Did somebody say oh god please help me we all died ?

I am here now

And you're ded too. Archers are definitely getting a raise now.

Oh god fuck it all!

Rolling log attack! Roll a 6 or higher to avoid!

nice
nice

we might win~!

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watch out, trips coming soon, we pray for a 7

7 got. Good job mate

french bro is dead, ameribro.

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and I just killed out last hope

Great manuever! You may now reroll.
Dubs! You can now deal double damage. Also French user is already dead so he can't revive anyone.