say it with me. "Ritsu is kang of bant"
thanks for seeing this declaration of mine. this is now officially my property. i have claimed bant nothing more u can do about it
Say it with me. "Ritsu is kang of bant"
Ritsu is the King of Jow Forums
THIS! also nice digs. it proves my point
woah i didnt see it before now but triple dubs... woah
Ritsu is the Princess of Jow Forums
Ritsu is King
we are all his property
his word is law
NO IM KANG!
my word is law. everyone who dares to rebel me will all be executed
no, you're everyone's sweet princess
u make it sound so sweet. okey then. i can the the princess dictator of Jow Forums
So do you agree with Suebi's claim?
deal
he is just a pretender! i am the real royalty around here!
sure!
finally decided to make it official, i see
yes my knight. ur my right hand man !
Thankies~ With a king like this, right hand surely is more useful than a queen
ooh it looks like it's time for a bit of regicide
be a good knight and i will give u lots of valuables and honor
regicide? wut
Can we still have Ice Cream in Jow Forums such as pic related?
Long live princess Ritsu
sure! i dont mind. but i still have true authority over Jow Forums
regicide is act of killing a monarch. So its bad
oh no... protect me! protect the king!
who who woh oh ohwo owoh owh ho.lsho is WHO the FUCK
owo?
why didn't you just kill yourself?
because the world is my playground. now get to my courtyard and dance for me. you will be my court jester
Fuck off stupid spammer.
Take a picture of you room Ritsu, then I'll say you're a kang of bant.
dont worry, ill never let someone hurt u -w-
I wouldn't owo at fagmark if I was you
my room is messy. i dont have a maid yet. i just inherited the throne :(
awee thankyu
What will the Ice Cream girl be?
I"LL FUCKKKK OFFFFF>....................... RIGHT IN YOUR ASSSSSSSSHOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,,,,, ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is it
I'll dance only on your funerals
oh well
she can be a part of my maid group. we need lots of maids to maitain a clean castle for me.
weird
your gonna be executed by my men. you better praise the king
Imagine executing a touhouhardbassman
Can she be the lead maid? Also what will her Maid uniform look like?
All will hail Ritsu
And again: I'll be touhouhardbassin' on 'em hard.
do you think a guiliotine would be nice?
i guess she can be for now. we barely have any maids. she is the first to have a role as maid. so she can be the maid captain. idk about how her maid outfit would look like tho
Well clean it up. Do it yourself.
Can she wear a sexy French Maid outfit?
You can breath only because I haven't touhouhardbessen on you yet.
no i dont wanna i have maids for that
sure! tho the king might get to horny...
hello? is this the officio assassinorum hotline?
we have a rogue norwegian proclaiming that he is the true emperor of bant
yes, i would like him removed as soon as possible, thank you
dumb i dont believe you
ur under arrest uwu
I thought you were gay though.
AHHHHHH IM GONNA BE ASSASINATED WHAT SHOULD I DO HEEEEEEEEEELP!
but user. i like both genders
touhouhardbass on 'em
>shadman
Whatever man, get whatever outfit you think is good for Ice Cream girl.
Nigga that ain’t Shadman’s work
i hereby declare creation of the Third Section of His Imperial Majesty's Own Chancellery to combat all oppisition and political instability
something comfy and nice then which also looks cute
good work knight!
I will protect you with my life your majesty.
Well I hope you find that outfit and that the Ice Cream Girl serves you well.
ur so nice! here have some gold *fills ur pocket with golden coins*
remember to hail the king!
i'm not wearing a vest what are you on about?
i think you should accept your fate and wait for your inevitable death at the hands of a skilled marksman
mhm! thankyu
i have hired thousands of body guards and ninjas. your computer is being tracked at the moment. soon we can face each other and im gonna give you a public execution
we suspect u of treason. U have a right to remain silent till the execution owo
our court is the most honest court in the world
I have witnessed your numbers.
It is an honour your majesty, I shall be very careful with how I use your gift.
spread the word dear citizen!
i dind du nuffin and you cant prove anything
>prove
>secret police needing a proof
its cute
no non non no no you can't do this i have rights
u do. I just have more
also 666, ur probably a cultist or something. Another reason for execution
>rights
hehehe not when im the dictator princess of Jow Forums
Wait, why don’t we not excute them, but make them into a maid?
i like that idea user
ok, its not like we have a constitution anyway
aI DO NOT LIke that idea user
Our Lord ralsei already claimed it first sorry
mhm
do you wanna be my personal maid? or go die?
no he is a traitor to this land!
Yeah the Brit girl can learn a lot from the Ice Cream girl and she can have a job.
You’ll like it, being a maid will be fun for you.
>Welcome to Jow Forums - International/Random
>Jow Forums is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.
>No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads
The Jow Forums constitution
this. i bet that ice cream girl will help her out
ha, no mention of stupid human rights! Lets do some warcrimes and political repressions, everyone!
aren't you a commie somehow?
i want die please
but i don't wanna
it will not be fun l it will be stoopid and gay
nah, just Ritsu's Third Department at work. Have a great day citizen
ur my maid now! *shows off a sexy French maid outfit*
you shall wear this. also please meet up with icecream girl. she will learn you the basics in being a maid
remember to rest router and delte Jow Forums cookies for extra kingliness
There is an implied right to relax and an implied right to have fun with people from all over the world.
isnt a prison or a concentration camp a great way to relax? And executions can be fun too! Fun for the whole family!
Killing people takes away their right to the discussion of any topic
*hangs myself with a pair of thigh highs*
im pretty sure our king also reigns in hell so its alright. We can revive them later or something anyway
for doing this im gonna defile your body.
ANNOUNCMENT! all black men of this kingdomshall meet up in the courtyard. *hangs up your body in the courtyard*
i order all black men to defile this body with their cocks. do your work =w=
do we even have any?
that russian said so. and we can easily import black people. swedes do it all the time
damn, u need protect your kingass then. Oh. Wait. Its my job
you shouldnt have disobeyed me
yes protecc me from buraku beast!
Ritsu is dumb and underage
okey i might be dumb :(