Im the alpha of Jow Forums now!

Im the alpha of Jow Forums now!
Who dares challenge my authority!

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dillate

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Sweden's president is pewdiepie and our vice president is anomaly skrrr skrrrr viking gang i wanna kms

I tend to sit in a dark room too maximize my pupil dilation

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Based thread

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Based Finnish gay poster

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Oh no no no.

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Tack UwU

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Cant handle my MANLY aura?

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Timestamp or gtfo

you look disgusting, please kill yourself transcum!
sage

Thats an old pic of me that fag mark keeps spamming...

You copied my hairstyle.

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You go on a vacation in sweden and this guy slaps your ass what do

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Lets sue faceapp

I accept your authority.
What are your orders my liege?

Sasuga Sverige

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I demand your cutest anime bois!

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How does it feel to be a handsome boi?


I'm jealous.

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Now i have a yaoisona!

Cute

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what a handsome young man. your smile is almost as crooked as mine.

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Hey my lips are permanently messed up form getting beaten as a kid...

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Who hurt you?

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Kids in middle school

poor boy! at least you're happy now, right?

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ok, sweden

>b-but i tot trannies look like goblins dats not what Jow Forums told me

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Only if I was there to protect you.

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as long as they're still intact enough to do the succe

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>Tfw no gag reflex
Haha thanks
Im goblin maxing

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You don't have a gag reflex?

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I trained it away with bf using weed

Wow...

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oh no a thread full of homosexuals and deviants

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Thats a very lewd pic tho

yeah I'm outta here before I start questioning things

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It's a bit lewd, yeah.

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The alpha what?

Have a nice day user!
Of this board!

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n-n-no u

Who is this cute boy and how tight is his bussy

You have a nice time being alone with your thoughts

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It is i, the manliness man on Jow Forums

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Lole

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H

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what is a alpha

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who dares to challenge the throne. i am king Ritsu of Jow Forums step aside

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Me
Im an alpha
Only an alpha could pull of this outfit
Bring it m8

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see how strong my arms are? i could armwrestle a bear and won dummy. dont think ur a challenge

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Bet you couldnt even pull of the most alpha chad cosplay there is
Gerudo link

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you look like a big dumb girl . don't give me cootie's

i can cosplay as anything and still be manly

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wait guys ,are women real?

Ill give you lots of cooties

>Doubt
Now behold my true chad form

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i wanna lay in your bed. it looks much comfier then miiine its unfair! also im the most chad here of course lole. nice cosplay =w=

stop teasing us
x_x

Never!

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Yes

Pic unrelated

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no, its a tranny

please don't

>"Only if I was there to protect you."

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Comere user lemme smootch your cheeks

ewww no get away from me you dumb girl

literally who

hahahahahahaha

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>newfags

eh, there was an anglo femanon on the board as well as I remember. Do they multiply and if so , how?

Cringe 2 th max

So I've been watching these trap photos for half of an hour and you know, I need no gf. I need no even life.

Find some clubs for your hobbies, its a great way to meet cool people

meh, I wish I knew less people

how did you meet your bf hanner?

shite, he has a bf already. I wish I were the one who cuddles with this qt3,14 2bh

filthy tranny orbiter

You didn't get. I had a gf and just want to know how does the male's warmth smell like.

stick your underwear up your nose, thats how

no, that's mine smell and my own warmth. Qt girly boys smell and fell different, I bet. Also, I'm not a gay.

ur a faggot tranny orbiter

meh, bydlo can't differ aesthetic from fagginess

Go back to sosach, bydlo, you know nothing of aesthetic.

>you know nothing of aesthetic
owh, yagh?! The Ancient greeks used to cuddle with the qt boys way far before the birth of Christ. I don't think a random bydly user from Jow Forums know way much more of aesthetic than the Ancient Greeks.
>back to sosach
I had never been to sosach.

>I will not reply seriously to this b8
нyльчeпидop зaкyкapeкaл
>Ancient greeks used to cuddle with the qt boys way far before the birth of Christ
If you need to rely on references to know if something is aesthetic or not than you clearly have no clue. Besides greeks valued masculine features, not tranny tits/frail bodies, check dem statues, bydlo.

>If you need to rely on references to know if something is aesthetic or not than you clearly have no clue
If so, qt girly boys are undoubtedly aesthetic themselves.
>Besides greeks valued masculine features, not tranny tits/frail bodies.
You see, greeks were even more of the faggots than me. I'm mostly attracted to the girly features

Nigger please, you literally orbiting a tranny then denying it and now telling me straight up you're orbiting a tranny because he has girly features. How much more of a closeted faggot can you be to fuck up your train of thought this bad?

I just said it would be great to cuddle with a qt fucking boy. It's not gay If I wish to have a slight different cuddling experience with a sweet smell of qt girlyfeatured boy's warmth.

Just admit, that you are just another bydlo who see everything through the "faggot" prism.

>It's not gay If I
your faggotry literally belongs on /cm/ banner lol