Hey Jow Forums i found something you bunch of fags will totally enjoy lmao

hey Jow Forums i found something you bunch of fags will totally enjoy lmao

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The fuck is this shit?

*gayshit

Apparently it's the Hallmark of the fags, expected shabby writing, rehashed plots and new shitty shows being churned out every month. These fucking low-quality services geared towards a small audience have no reason to exist.

*expect

I get all my gay entertainment from the yaois i read

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Shounen-ai >>>> Yaoi face it

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Yea if its cute enough
But then again, i really like a nice well told love story with a satisfying sex scene at the end

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Why, just why?

少女愛>ゆり>>>>>>>少年愛>やおい

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Why? Just why?

sex is awful

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But sex feels amazing tho
All you can think about is how hot your body feels, how good your feeling and the sensation that everything is spinning

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you're a fucking degenerate sex addict and i hope you get aids

Imma keep having multiple orgasms and you can keep living a sexless boring life
Deal?

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yeah keep stroking your invisible cock and riding the cock carousel while i just have sex with the person i want to spend my life with lmao have a real relationship

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I've been in a committed relationship for over 3 years now...
Sex is pretty good once your partner has had time to learn the quirks of your body inside and out

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Gay incels

Yeah if by relationship you mean braindead sex buddy. You're literally all that's wrong with LGBTQ and the reason why heteros despise fags. Priding yourself on how many cock you rode is the equivalent of female roasties plumbing themselves on how much black cock they shoved up their flabby holes, a vapid, tasteless and reprobate whore, that definition suits you to a T. Don't talk to me ever again, each time you reply you remind me of a swine wallowing in its own dirt, and sadly i haven't taken it upon myself to master the language of depraved swines like you.

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based korbo

Lel i guess nice romantic walk holding hands
Cuddling watching silly shows and constantly texting eachother is normal behaviour for fwb then

Trannies eternally btfo

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>Le ugly tranny pic
How will i cope?!

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>Cuddling watching silly shows and constantly texting eachother is normal behaviour for fwb then
The fuck is a fwb? Some new buzzword you came up to save ass? Look at yourself you shallow sack of flesh, you'll never know what genuine love feels like because others will always use you as a onahole, you're nothing more than a past time, an entertaining for somebody else's bored mind. Not only you rejected your manlyhood, but you also dehumanized yourself and now you reap what you've sown. Have fun being merely fap fuel for anonymous lowlife scumbags, and don't forget that no matter how many terms the media might come up to justify your debauchery, you will always be a soulless whore. If you typed WHORE im the namefield above your posts the difference would be slight.

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I feel like youre frustrated that i have a bf that holds me tight till i fall asleep and you keep alienating any potential partners

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>If you typed WHORE im the namefield above your posts the difference would be slight.
This is the single most based post i've read this week.

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In a couple of decades you'll be an unsightly goblin and nobody will ever want to fuck you anymore, then you'll realize how vapid you've been your whole life and join the 40%
you scumbags need to be cleansed with fire

Beats being an unfuckable sperglord right know and for the foreseeable future
Wouldn't you say?

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What? Suicide? Yeah sure you'll fucking beat me but only because you'll croak faster than the extinction of dinosaurs. This board isn't your personal blog and frankly we're all banded together agsinst trannies so i suggest you to file back to your containment board >>>/tttt/ but then you won't feel special around abominations like you uh? You boast about chopping your cock off and then go and take pride in dying before everyone else, what a fucking mess man. Just end it rught now so you won't have to face the harsh truth you hedonist scum.

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Man im sure you have so many friends
Bet you're a blast to hang out with
Also im not planning to kill myself, death comes eventually anyway theres no rush

>reddit-tier comebacks
>I'm not planning to kill myself
Do the whole world a favor and stick your head into a noose so we don't have to deal with your shit no more

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Goodnight incel user