Why do Christians love pretending they're miss goodie goodies?
Be me at work, manager asks me three times in three days of I believe in God, and I reply back with "I don't know, I believe there is something but I'm not a Christian". He asked me the same the next day and I just ignore him this time. I then asked what sort of music he's into, he wouldn't tell me but he asked me and I told him I love metal, hard rock and dark electro. He then begins shaking his head in disbelief and says, "Why are you listening to so much negative rubbish". I said it's cool music to listen to while working out. He then tuts. What did he mean by this?
Why do Christians love pretending they're miss goodie goodies?
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Tell him to change genders
kys anglo
kys anglo
>Burger Christcuck
I think you should watch your back.
uphold traditional romanian values
start by slitting your wrist anglo
Only wimps are afraid of morbid art.
I know a metalhead who worships satan but also believes the christian god and jesus exist.
Tell your friend you believe in god and jesus now, but start worshipping satan
Have sex with them
I'm a wimp
You are, but you're very sweet.
UwU.
Are you going to
P R O T E C T
me?
*Picks you up and carries you on my back*
I'm not letting you go.
So did you watch Mob Psycho 100?
Send me a direct like for me to watch it, I've got the whole day free so I can watch it this afternoon.
because every subgroup of people contains a subgroup of idiots
and you won't hear from the subgroup of non-idiots because they tend to keep their mouth shut
Mob. Its about trying to fit in.
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Also watch this. I think you'll like it more. Watch it first I guess. One punch man.
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If you love manly shit. Watch this. Jojo
animeheaven.es
I can't play it though, it doesn't work.
Try a different browser.
Does the page even pop up?
What does it say?
It does now but it's just porn ads.
Hahahahahhh.
Happens every time.
You just gotta exit them out.
Why would someone give a fuck about employee's religion? Agnostic viewpoint should just work in social interaction.
I'll have to try it on my computer system
I said I'm agnostic and he said "What's that"? I think he was just trying to be a smart ass.
Stop wearing the hijab to work mate.
There are no Muslims who are into metal. They listen to all that R and B mainstream nigger music.
>god
>smart ass
people should choose one actually
btw buy your porn loicense bongs.
You better watch it.
Or else.
Or just use a proxy.
Of course, you've never heard of such technology have you my friend?
Proxies are just too slow in my standard
Does your censorship come from ISP's packet inspection on dns?
Do you want to see my new skinny jeans?
They suspect it will be put in at DNS level, same as the torrenting site blocks were. Incredibly easy to circumvent if that's the case.
Sure.
I hope they are pretty.
I'm gonna bully you.
We should trade
No please don't bully me, please stop
I'd love to try yours on after you've worn them.
I'm gonna go our for an hour, then I'll watch an episode
Finally.
I'm back now, gonna watch it in a minute.
TOO EDGY FOR ME
Yeah I bet you listen to technofolk like a real partisan, don't you Aлeкcaндap?
Which one though?
Mob Psycho episode 1
Finished watching it. I think it will grow on me.
I hope you'll like it.
Later on there will be some really nice characters.
animeheaven.es
I personally feel like you'll like this anime more. It fits in with your personality. It's everyone's first anime. Death Note.
Its dark, will keep you on edge and is edgy. But watch later.
Okay I will. The boy in Psycho Mob, is he like you irl?
Yeah.
I also have magic powers just like him.
>What did he mean by this?
He clearly didn't believe you're working out.
Do you even look like him? Also what does UwU mean?
I'm just here to post death metal
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okay bye
UwU is a smiley face.
Eyes are U. Nose is w.
No I don't look like him.
All the Christcucks on Jow Forums think metal is degenerate and we should start burning albums lol.
When are you gonna post bum bum in skinny jeans?
Do you like electro-industrial?
youtube.com
wtf, do they not know christian metal exists?
lead vocal, a catholic youtube.com
very christian oriented song youtube.com
the name of the band and overall thematics of the album would real make any Jow Forumsack cum buckets youtube.com
what a bunch of cucks christfags are
That would be way too lewd.
You've got a cute bum though from what I remember.
saved
this sound like something really interesting for midnight weed smoke
during the day I'm just way to stimulated and I need my constant dose of RIFFS youtube.com
Maybe I do.
Maybe I don't
But Lewding is a sin and I'm a Catholic.
This one is really heavy, you'll go into a trance listening to it.
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Tut, it's only a clothed bum bum...
fagposting discord thread
>muh, challenge me to my cancer games.
im not elliot faggot
Still Sinfull.
Is tummy posting lewd too?
Still Sinfull
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Check mate you atheist.
I got you by the balls now.
You dropped your guard.
Im going to convert you to Catholicism.
I don't believe in Jewish fairy tails. If I was to become religious I'd rather be a pagan.
Don't worry.
I'll brain wash you with my pretty eyes
So are you going to watch Episode 2 and more?
Maybe tomorrow. Also Jesus teaches you to love and forgive your worst enemies. I don't really believe in vengeance but I'd never just forgive and forget if somebody killed my mother.
I think Christianity belongs in the middle east, not here.
It feel like you know more than me.
Also you told me you have a full day free.
You could watch it all in 1 day.
Also a year or two ago I used to go to church every Sunday, it's just full of weirdos though. The only normal ones seemed to be the elderly people. All the ones ages 18-50 we're really eccentric, scruffy, goofy fat cat ladies.
Last time I was 14 years ago.
back in 15, im gonna fill my car up
back, post face.
I don't want to post my ugly mug here.
I said too many things.
Are you attractive? What rating would you give yourself out of 10?
Front 7
Left side 8
Right side 5-6
You????
It means he is a gay retard
I'd say I'm 8/10, not to boast. A lot of strangers at work often tell me I'm gorgeous, they think it's sad I don't have a gf. I stand out but I'm a complete loner. I've been going to the gym for six months and I've never spoken to anybody in there.
>He then tuts
Means boss-monkey's planning a trip to Egyptian Pyramids?
Maybe stop being a faggot.
Make a tinder then.
I used to but I HATE the girls on there, I want to kill them. The stupid botox lips and slug eyebrows they have makes me sick.
Dude I would take anything that isn't fat.
I only had 1 match from a 5/10 and she ghosted me in less than 6 hours.
You know what, I really want to check Grindr out. I wouldn't ever meet up with a guy but I want to know what kind of men use it out of interest. Do you recon it's full of dirty old men lol?
Its full of Chad's.
Also don't do it.
Remember to lift for big milkers.
I'm not going to. How do you know it's full of chads?
Screenshots.
You'll be surprised.
Us men are easily manipulated. Just say nice things to a man weaker than you and you're already down his pants.
What would you do if you saw a guy like broccolibutts irl?
fake and gay like you.
What I would do would be Sinfull.
But.
If there is a girl in the middle and I'm Clean.
Have you stopped watching that filth now?
Maybe I did.
Maybe I didn't.
>Dub
Some people actually don't know what that means. Just tell him what it means you silly boy
I wish we could be real life frens