I think I know what this board needs more of
I think I know what this board needs more of
Owen Wright
Lincoln King
My average-at-best sized cock, I assume?
Samuel Garcia
pepper the frawg
Jackson Adams
fag*
Michael Sullivan
I know what you need
Leo Davis
I don’t need your radioactive autism that’s for sure.
Ethan Campbell
Based
Hudson Morgan
>/>8280030
Isaiah Martin
All this board needs is ultra frog nationalism.
Jayden Clark
Evan Martin
Based and amphibianpilled. Efforts must be made to prevent frogs from dying out
Austin Watson
so you admit it’s dying then, anglo slaveboy?
Jose Hill
Long on a second lads I need to do a little test here
ROMANIA IS NOT WHITE!
Colton Morgan
Sorry I killed him.
James Wright
>Long on a second lads
how does one long on a second, anglo?
Isaiah Russell
Yes, according to Wikipedia "in recent decades there has been a dramatic decline in amphibian populations for many species around the globe"
Dominic Lopez
and how will posting green propaganda frogs for the dark lord solve this?
Hudson Hughes
has he ever showed even the slightest sign of recession, heretic? he's at record growth
witness
Blake Foster
nobody spoke to you americunt, know your place while i rape your mom
Logan Anderson
It won't. I'm just trying to shitpost
Elijah Jenkins
i will shitpost all over your lands anglo
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
Andrew Reed
it will
Henry Perez
oi americunt who told you you could speak? step outta line one more time and ill brap you back to the dark lords dimension.
Xavier Thompson
Shitposting could lead to real-world effects. I've seen it happen before
Owen Morris
its happening right now, soon the lads will burn down your homes and youll realize that based romania has risen from the ashes and will banish you all back to the dark dimension
Evan Williams
yes. it gave you the power to shoot up that mosque. I know that's what you're implying. it's okay. one day Jow Forums will even be legalized
Anthony Baker
thats it im breakin out the REDPILLS
Kevin Cooper
*...pehaps
Gabriel Bailey
>one day Jow Forums will even be legalized
Ryan Robinson
COME AT ME AMERICUNT SCUM, I’LL SWIIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHH YOUR BRAINS ONTO THE PAVEMENT LOLOLLLLOLOLOL
Parker Gonzalez
LOL! LOOK AT YOUR COMRADES FALL BEFORE THE GLORY OF BASED ROMANIA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA SWAGPILLLEEESDDD
Parker Stewart
>Colonel, we have reports coming through of a brigand of terrorists raging through the countryside and burning down entire villages.
>Send in the elite squadron, our boys should take care of this easily.
>Yes sir.
LATER.........
>Here they come boys, let's finish this job asap, said the squadron leader.
>Let's do this.
>Here come the hooligans, prepare yourse-
*SPLAT*
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP FOR THE GLOOOOOOOOORY OF BAAAAAAAASED ROMANIAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY FUCKING LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>GAGLLGLAHGAHGHHLGHLGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLUUUUURGH GLLLLLUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHH GLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH GLGLGLGLLLLLLL GLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SEND IN REINFORCEMENTS, SEND IN REINFORCEME-
*THRUST*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE LUNATICS AND WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US
*SPLAT*
*BRAP*
*POW*
*SWWIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSH*
*THRUST*
*FIRE*
LADS............... I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE
>HURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
TRADITIONAL ROMANIAN VALUES, UPHOLDED IN THIS AREA
LATER ON................
>Colonel, you won't believe this, our entire squad was wiped out, all casualties, no POWs from what the reports say.
>What?
>Y-y-yes... sir.
>WHO THE HELL ARE THESE MANIACS
Jordan Bell
1 DAY LATER.......
>Colonel, reports tell us that those terrorists were flying the Romanian flag, and kept on shouting things about "upholding traditional values" and "destroying the Anglo menace".
>And? Is this an official declaration of war from the Romanians?
>No sir, our ambassador tells us that the president of Romania did not order those terrorists are unlawful combatants that violate the Geneva Convention, he says they are an independent group and did not order them in any way to move out in U.S. soil.
>It seems that this fool can't get the lunatics under control and they'll keep doing whatever they want to do, they are a threat to national security and we must put them down, call the N.A.T.O. bases in Romania and tell them to mobilize.
>Yes sir.
LATER........
LADS........ JUST GOT SOME INFO OVER HERE, THOSE FUCKKKKKKKING ANGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS CALLED IN TO MOBILIZE THOSE FUCKING BASES IN BASED ROMANIA AND NOW THE AMERICUNTS AND TRAITORS ARE AFTER US, WE'D BETTER STRIKE AT THEM FIRST IF WE DON'T WANT TO FAIL THIS
>AND WHAT ABOUT THE TRAITOROUS PRESIDENT? HE'LL JUST FUCK THINGS UP EVEN MORE AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH THOSE HIVES OF PEST
WE'LL DEAL WITH HIM SOON ENOUGH FUCKKKKKKKING WE'LL FUCKING DEAL WITH HIM AS IS CUSTOMARY AROUND THESE PARTS.......... WE'LL TEACH HIM NOT TO BE THE TRAITOROUS SCUM HE IS ANYMORE
LET'S GET TO IT THEN
*PLANT PLANT, PLANT PLANT*
*SET*
MOVE OUT LADS
*TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK*
...
...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MOVE OUT
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK I CAN FEEL IT IN MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*THRUST*
*SPLAT*
Mason Perez
1 DAY LATER........
LADS, NOW THAT THOSE FUCKKKKKKINNGGGGG AMERICUNTS ARE NO LONGER TAINTING THE LAND OF BAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEED ROMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE CAN MOVE ON TO OTHER ISSUES, SUCH AS THE FACT THAT THE TRAITOROUS ANGLO PUPPET IS STILL IN CHARGE OF THESE LANDS
>WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT THEN?
WE'LL SNEAK INTO HIS MANSION AND CAPTURE THAT FUCKING NIGGER, IT'LL BE EASY, THE CUNT DOESN'T HAVE ANY GUARDS, AFTER WE DO THIS, YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF
LET'S GET ON WITH IT LADS
Meanwhile in the U.S.......
>Colonel, intel tells us that there's a group of suspicious people always following the Romanian President, we think they may be trying to learn about his schedule, what do you think sir?
>Hmmmmmm....
>Send in a couple of marines to the President's Manor and put them on a commercial airliner, disguising them as Romanian civilians arriving from vacation.
>Yes, sir.
>And Lieutenant.
>Yes sir?
>Be careful out there.
>Dismissed.
AT THE PRESIDENT'S MANOR.......
>Alright team, let's be careful and observant out here, the Colonel didn't send us to protect the President for no reason, so be on your guard, you heard the recent news haven't you?
*DING DONG*
>AH, ah ja, jaaaaa das didlo is ein gutt in mein anuz, ahhhhh, jaaaaaaaaaa mein pleasuring zenzations ovv...... OH FU-, egzcuze me, jew must be ze gardz ze Colonel told me about, ja?
>Yes, sir, we're here to protect you from any dangers that might show themselves around here.
>Very gutt, very gutt, come in then.
>Sir, have you noticed any dubious individuals following you around yesterday?
>Vell, I zid notizce some people fvolloving me around with hats and trench coats during my daily routine, and sometimves zey bumpved into mve, making rude and subvtle gestures at mve.
>Got it, sir, we won't bother you anymore.
>Everyone, secure the perimeter.
...
ALRIGHT LADS, WE'VE ARRIVED AT THIS FUCKKKKKING GROTESQUE AND HEDONISTIC DWELLING, LET'S SEE WHAT THE CUNT IS UP TO, TAKE OUT YOUR BINOCULARS
*ZOOM*
*ZOOM*
Levi Rodriguez
yes perhaps after heroin is legalized. it shouldn't be long. just give them time to forget about what you did