If they are called sex toys then why using them isnt considered sex??!!

if they are called sex toys then why using them isnt considered sex??!!

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it's just one of those things... like the "final solution" wasn't really a solution

because sex is not an act but rather a term one may use to define ones binary gender and what you are referring to is in fact sexual intercourse which is utterly different

Are you trying to say when my girlfriend pegs me it doesn't count as gay sex?

I am THOROUGHLY disappointed...

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you see, Sex Toys were invented by Bill R. Sex in 1893 and named after him.

Fake and gay they existed since ancient times

summoning lee

good dad joke
made me chuckle desu

Sodomy

they were just toys.
How could he invent Sex toys before his birth?

Hang yourself shill
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im not him

die

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زب الخوي ما يخنث

>girlfriend

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That's right, a female, whom which you are in a relationship with, is called a girlfriend. Congrats on figuring it out.

fucking die

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You've been doing this shit for 7 years, SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. Give it a break faggot. Cope, dilate, and have sex.

barnie degenecy

fucking die

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die

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die

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Because YOU have nobody to use them with.

what if i got one those vibrators where someone far away can control it and use it on me
is that considered sex?

Link?

Something like this surviveldr.com/intimacy/long-distance-relationship-sex-toys/

Holy shit that's expensive. Though I guess you're paying for a premium service type thing, so maybe it's justified.

122$ isn’t much considering I’ll finally lose my virginity with that toy

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I don't think that counts as losing your virginity. Also, does your e-gf have a dick?

Yes and I’m the e gf in this case

>Saudi Arabia
>e-gf
>mfw
All seriousness, ain't you endangering yourself by doing this? Best of luck regardless, and remember to keep your communication open and always tell your partner how you feel, so that your relationship can be successful.

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No but seriously I’m not a tranny and I’m not in a relationship

Shit
You doinked me there
Silly Saudi preying on my kindness and supportive words

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I wasn’t preying
If I was in a relationship I’d be the gf cause I’m a femboy and that counts as the gf with a dick

Gay
Yeah, why aren't you being hunted and honor killed right now?

get killed

ABIB, PICK UP THE PHONE

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Why would they hunt me down

homosexuality is a capital offense, no?

It’s not as bad as people make it to be
No one cares anymore