Hedonism thread

Here we share about our hedonistic lifestyle.

Today I ate ice cream twice, edged 2 hours and came twice.

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you in the pic

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As I'm a total asocial N.E.E.T. for the next 2 months, I stayed at home all day, only eating 2 microwaved burgers, and not caring about doing the dishes. Living the life.

You should go to the market and get some strawberries and watermelon this summer.

did you do that thing where you scoop a hole in the icecream and then put your pene in it?

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I... what? No I didn't, is it a thing?

yeah
you've never done that?

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No. Have you?

interesting thread..... ive been strongly considering caring less about stuff and trying to adopt a more "happy go lucky" hedonist-esque lifestyle.
i cant tell if its shame/embarrassment keeping me from embracing it or if i actually wouldn't be happy with it even without feeling bad about it.
my family isnt rich per se but they pay for all my shit except rent (and my mom even really wants me to live at home but i dont) and i have some stocks and basically i think i could easily work just part-time at a piss easy job and have a very comfy lifestyle
maybe get kinda chubby
maybe do some kind of drugs
just kind of work 3 days a week and the rest of the time take it easy

yeah
you've really never done it?

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I know watermelons are good to keep you hydrated, but I can't find them tasty at all.
Strawberries are fine though, I'll be good with buying water packs twice a week and eating processed food.

You don't have to go full YOLO retard, but you should remember that death will come eventually and it can come at any time. Maybe you'll live up to 90, or maybe you'll die from a turboleukemia over the next month. You have to treat yourself to what the world has to offer when you can, without sinking into self-destructive behavior.

Never. It wouldn't have occured to me that dicking ice cream would feel good. Does it feel good?

What about regular melons? Or a cucumber, tomato and feta salad? In any case adding some fruits and veggies to your diet, they can be very tasty.

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I would imagine it would be sticky after doin it...

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Why is korea so lewd, bros

i ate two different halves of frozen pizza (baked)

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legend

yeah
you should try it
sticky but tasty

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suck my dick korean user

nice mobile filename faggot

>As I'm a total asocial N.E.E.T. for the next 2 months, I stayed at home all day, only eating 2 microwaved burgers, and not caring about doing the dishes. Living the life.

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I understand you have that special ability then?

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I'll try that then, I've plenty of time anyway. Thanks for the tip.

I'm filtering france just letting you know

Why not ask him?

Nice.

Do you just stick it in or do you cum in it? Do you eat the ice cream afterwards?

You're welcome.

You wish.

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CabrĂ³n

i ate some sour punch straws

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GULPING DOWN SUM CHINESE WHILE THINKING ABOUT LICKING FEETS AND NOW IMMA GET ON DISCORD
MAX HEDONISM

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Oiu?

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Nice.

Shhh, it's okay.

That's the spirit!

Nani?

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