Yo it's me, I'm drunk again

yo it's me, I'm drunk again
feel free to respond, or not it doesn't really matter

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i'll kill you

someone please provide me with some activity metrics on Jow Forums so i can optimize my attention whoring

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hmm yes current metrics are at 72%

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hmm yes the fact that the metrics are neither a multiple of 5 or 10 MAKES THEM VERY CREDIBLE
i don't know why I hit caps lock but I'm to lazy to fix it now

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oh no they're dropping to below 60% quick do something

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uhhhhhhhhh
damn it i can't do the "one shot for every get itt" gimmick sine i already drank all of my cheap whiskey
should i try to do a vocaroo again?

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You play any autism simulators?

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I came in early for my shift but try in like 2 or 3 hours

does ss13 count?

I bought two cans of DAB earlier and drank them and they were nice
Do you drink a lot of DAB in Germany

what's a dab? besides a stale zoomer meme of course

do a vocaroo of you drinking a whisky

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i told you my dude I'm out

Dortmunder export
The original style from Germany
Since 1868
Premium draft

either you're not making any sense or I'm to stupid to understand you
are you talking a about some particular brand of German booze?

are you feeling comfy?

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>it's me
literally who

I guess?
I'll have you know i have an entry on the Jow Forums library name/tripfag page. I'm basically kind of a big deal

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if i'm not quick enough to be in the top 5 comments or so in a thread i usually don't even bother posting. mostly.

i can start namefagging and write my own name on there right now

are you happy with your life?

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completely unprovoked fun fact: the German word for hangover is "Kater" which also translates to "tomcat" don't ask me why
of course not silly, no one is

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>page protected
actually fucking cringe change made by discord poster
summoning happy day

happy day is the most cringe redditor of them all
he actually edits his own entry which is a low even I won't sink to

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thank you for giving me the right to respond or not to respond mein fuhrer

thats really autistic. I cant enjoy that game.

oh i don't enjoy it either, yet is still occasionally play it
mostly as a greytiderwhich is the quintessential "burned out" role

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Jesus, has it really been an hour since my last post? the ethanol must be fucking with my perception of time
reminder that i exist and will continue to for years to come and there's fuckall you can do about it

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my germany bro

I don't remember you
who are you?

i'm drunk as well!!
did you have a night out and just got home?
allow me to waifupost as well.

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i had a lot of beers at a fucking craft beer place tonight and it was like 5.50 for one beer
fucking gay if you ask me...
now im having some meat.

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>did you have a night out and just got home?
good one mate
of course not, i got drunk alone in my room for the explicit purpose of posting on Jow Forums

well hey you know what they say...
net gmault isch globt gunag
so drinking alone cant be that bad

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It's me
Tiger Sinclaire from Saskatoon!

that name doesn't ring any bells
sorry