How do I stop having gay thoughts?

How do I stop having gay thoughts?

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get gf

but how

great question that I do not have any answer to
also boy ID

Stop being gay

The best you can hope for is pretty much accepting that you're gay but controlling yourself and not acting on those thoughts.
Or look at these fat anime tiddies. How can flat chested men compete?

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>boY ID
Way I see it, three choices:
- accept those gay thoughts as a part of you and simply don’t act on them IRL
- conversion therapy
- accept and act on those gay thoughts

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Alright, chum, here’s what you gotta do.
>take a pipe cleaner
>bend it until it’s brain shapes
>put one end in your left ear and push it in
>eventually the other end will pop out of your other ear
>pull the pipe cleaner back and forth, effectively flossing your brain

if you want them to stop then you're obviously not gay
go and get laid you prison faggot

Why are you trying to convince people to pop their eardrums?

Hanging yourself should do the trick

>he actually believes in eardrums
Sorry pal, but you mustn’t have taken an anatomy class. Eardrums are a lie made by faggots to prevent a good flossing.

where can i find girl with penus?

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kys

They don’t exist. No, tr*Nnies don’t count.

CYANIDE GAS

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i will continue to have gay thoughts

boY

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A guy messaged me on a dating site. He first viewed my profile, I checked his, and he was from a different town so I didn't bother, next he messaged me and then I checked his profile again and saw him change his town to be same as mine. Then I googled his pic because it was plain obvious that its a fake one, and told him about that. He denied allegations so I literally linked him the pic and only then he admitted to lying. Then he said he wants to fuck me.
What the fuck do I make out of it?
Your gay thoughts are blessed by your ID.

also P0t ID

are you actually russian
if so is it one of those things where they get you to go to a place then they tie you up in a bathtub and beat you and piss on you for hours

I'm thinking on how to spin it in my favor. Maybe I should play along and try to get real pics out of him?

ask him if he wants to come over and trade yugiohs

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What if he says yes?! I don't have any yugiohs to trade, lying would be rude.

why don't you have any yugiohs?

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Avoid. Guy is shady as fuck and he’ll probably leave you with something that doesn’t go away.

black people game

I'm not stupid enough to meet him, I just want to somehow use the situation.
This.

I dunno, have him send you money for a meetup and then ghost him.

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...

okay i didn't like you guys anyway

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This is actually a good idea, just needs some thought put into it to make it sound real enough. Hmm...

Lying slag.

card games are for teenagers

Glad to help

nuh uh
ur mean and u bulli me
not like
shutup

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WTF LIKE ME NOW OR ELSE

take hrt to become a girl then your def straight everytime you have gay thoughts

aa stop shouting
russians are scary

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Ok, I'm about to invade Korea right now.

okay

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make me!

Okay what?

okay just stand still for a sec
okay r*tard?

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wut're u going to do with that, bicc boi

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i haven't thought that far ahead yet but it will be something shocking and agresiv that will make you reconsider your opinion

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cringe discord thread

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cut down on anime