>Try to build the trap for the bobkot.
>dad calls me to help him fix the water pump so we had to buy a new one.
>finish fixing it with my dad.
>go back to work on my bobkot trap.
>friends invite me to eat at a Japanese restaurant.
wtf is going on????
It's like the universe is trying to stop me building that damn trap for the bobkot.
Try to build the trap for the bobkot
Sebastian Brown
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Jordan Baker
I feel bad for the chickens
Landon Cook
WTF WHY WHORE HAS COMPUTER?
Samuel Perez
you are going up against forces beyond your comprehension
cease now, or you'll suffer consequences infinitely greater then just a few dead chickens
Josiah Phillips
(((he))) will not allow you to capture him
Jaxson Young
The chicken coop is secured.
I even put metal under the chicken coop to prevent foxes from making burrows.
I hate you.
Aaron Martinez
bobkot is playin you like a fiddle bobkot sees all
Jordan Martinez
Say... uhh... how does this trap work? Where are you planning on putting it?
Nathaniel Lee
definitely not a cage wire cage floor trap that uses bait.
And it's definitely not near the chicken coop.
Easton Lee
when you catch him teach him to read and put a sign up that says don’t harm the chickens then let him go again
he’ll never harm the chickens after that
Nicholas Evans
checked
that's good. I hope it works well.
Kevin White
Kot
Isaac Sullivan
They say to catch a bobkot you must think like one.
Isaiah Scott
or maybe skin him and sell his skin for shekels.
Henry King
I don't think he'd like that very much
Andrew Kelly
Sometimes i feel the same way. Like right when you’re doing something Here comes the Universe.
Asher Wilson
Well, the chickens didn't like to be eaten. And he ate 3 of them.
How to stop the universe????
Christian Clark
Once again even the universe wants OP to nut the fuck up and shoot a bobkot otherwise based bobkot is gonna keep flexin.
Nathaniel Williams
how do you know it's a he? maybe it's just a mother desperately trying to feed her young
how can you blame an animal for simply wanting to survive?
Luis Young
I did warn you. Maybe the universe is trying to keep you alive. Call animal control.
Justin Moore
huh, now that I think about it it's a female bobkot because of its size, since male bobkots are a pit larger than the female bobkots
This will not stop me.
I'll try doing it tomorrow.
Ethan Reed
What are you going to do with it when you catch it?
Kevin Adams
>Almost got a Seubi ID
Parker Rivera
Honestly, I don't know. I just wanna catch it. My dad would probably kill it tho.
Ryder Flores
>My dad would probably kill it tho
Because he knows what needs to be done unlike you. You're weak and the bobkot knows that.
James Bailey
I HATE YOU!!!!!!
Tyler Collins
It's because you know I'm right you little pole smoker! Deep down in your heart you know the bobkot will torment you more and more until one of you breaks. The bobkot will not think twice if you confront him or if cornered. He is a ravenous beast ready to eviscerate you if given the chance while you're a soft hearted cuck of a fuck boi.
The bobkot and your father know what is real and you are stuck in a fantasy. You can't run or trap your problems user and the bobkot is a great metaphor for life. Sometimes you just have to pull the trigger.
Now nut the fuck up and shoot A. DAMN. BOB. FUCKING. KOT.
Noah Wilson
screw you, psycho. problem is that bobkots are endangered in Ohio. I wanna achieve capturing it.
I don't to use guns as my problem solver.
It would provide me experience since this would be my first ever home-made trap.
Julian Murphy
Oh no! My parents are dragging me to go with them in a trip for two days.
Looks like I won't be continue to build the trap tomorrow.
Henry Watson
who will take care of the chickens while you're gone?
Samuel Adams
by themselves. We are going to put food and water that would sustain the chickens for 2 days.
Carson King
Your friends and family are all bobkot shapeshifters
Aaron Gomez
¥bobkot coming over after hearing the news from his lurker agents
Also inb4 Normie shows up with a 50 cal only to end up like Muldoon in Jurassic Park: "Clever kot..." x_X
Adam Perez
what if the bobkot is actually some kind of Native American spirit?
Oliver Morris
Why would your dad kill it if they are locally endangered? If you have spent the time and effort to catch bobkot alive, can't your dad put in the effort to relocate it?
Ethan Peterson
How am I supposed to catch a spirit?
So that the bobkot won't annoy him by killing the chickens that he bought. H doesn't want to go to the trouble of relocating it.
Gavin Morgan
spoiler: OP is a bobkot
Ryder Wood
grrrrrrrrrrrr
Hudson Lee
why don't you ask the bobkot nicely to go away?
Juan Davis
he has to pay the price for eating my chickens first.
Easton Nelson
did you ever ask him to not eat your chickens?
how would he know that they're yours?
Joseph Garcia
first, it was in my property.
secondly, they were in a chicken coop. They weren't in the wild.
thirdly, the chicken coop is near the house. So anyone can see the chickens were a property of someone.
Cooper Miller
if the bobkot was able to get into the coop from the wild, so could the chickens!
you can not ensure the bobkot was acting malevolently without talking to it!
Parker Green
BOBKOTS RISE UP
Josiah Watson
why do you have friends?
Zachary Long
the chickens were bought from a framer.
the bobkot killed the chickens using small holes and gaps which the chickens couldn't fit.
why don't you.
Lincoln Perry
i ask first
Cooper Thomas
I'm not denying that they're yours
rather that the bobkot could have had reason to believe they might not be yours
anyway I slep, night
Samuel Garcia
They were more like my relatives.
I barely have friends outside of my family.
Josiah Long
cozy. we in same boat fren.
Luke Murphy
>property
maybe he doesn't believe in property?
Zachary Jenkins
clearly the universe's way of telling you not to mess with the bobcat, you should do it anyways just to see what happens
Kevin Brown
We don't know why you have a computer, sir fagalot the stupid
Liam Rodriguez
Welp, off to my trip with my boomer family.
Worst part is that no one in my family members at my age will come with us.
Michael Hughes
Hope you packed lots of monster sips
Xavier Gutierrez
Are you cute, OP?
I'd love a boi like you.
Nathan Jones
this new american is way better then ade
go rope die
Jeremiah Walker
Rude
Lincoln Wood
Reached my destination.
Lmao. My boomer relative offered me a monster on the road.
Go away gayboi
Jackson Kelly
you should shoot >/>8318035 at point blank with with your dad's gun, chop up his remains into little pieces, and uses them as bait for the trap.
Gabriel Howard
Tl;dr, OP is a retarded pussy and the universe hates OP
Brayden Collins
i cri
Jason Hill
discord bumpcult thread
Justin Jackson
Then shoot the fucking bobkot, and your troubles will be over.
Ayden Evans
yeah I wish it was that easy.
it hunts at late at night or early in the morning.
I won't wait till it appears.
and dad still didn't give me permission to do it.
John Lopez
>dad still didn't give me permission to do it.
>My dad would probably kill it tho.
Levi Cooper
he would kill it if he had the opportunity, but he won't let me do it.
Bentley Hill
youtube.com
That is because he has come to terms that he may well die. Why else would he want to spend one last weekend with his beloved family... he knows it could be his last. How could any father let their son walk into the gaping maw of death?
Adam Rivera
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ayden Cooper
Kill it, fuck da rulez.
Jose Cruz
Saving that image, thanks.
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epic
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Tyler Roberts
kek
Benjamin Myers
blessed