FOREST on the left

FOREST on the left

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me about to rush at the sodomites with my double barreled shotgun

Femdom is totally fucking gay.

Are you talking about your dick?

That's disgusting

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why am i being manhandled by a woman

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Because you're a sissy boy.

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I wish I that was me on the left

NO i'm not you DUMMY. what makes this even worse is that i had half blonde hair just like that about two years ago

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Keep lying to yourself lil sissy pants.


You'd love that chest pressed against your face.

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hehe i bet this is just your way of coping because secretly you wanna get blasted by a big stronk martial autist boi

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No I don't

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okay well thanks for making a thread about me at least, fren!

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I didnt want to tell you this but


Me on the right

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AAAAAAAAAA

so this is what it feels like to be ritsu

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Devilish.png

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so how has your day been

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I got a sunburn today.


Also been chilling on Jow Forums.
Check the pinned thread on Jow Forums

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i'm looking at the pinned thread right now. what am i supposed to be seeing?

The one with 1k replies.

of course it has 1000 replies, its pinned!

are you already pretty Jow Forums or are you just starting out?

I was twinky fit 2 months ago.
Now I'm just slightly skinny fat.

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But the upside down cross is Christian, this stupid demon is killing herself

stop being that or I'll gloat at you for losing pretty much perfect body to a couple of icecreams

what program are you running fren? you might be bulking too hard there.

i don't have visible abs anymore either but at least my tummy is flat and i look good in a shirt

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My workout is staying in my room 24/7.


I have no life anymore.
Since college finished I lost everything.

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I can't even look at old pictures of myself without feeling sad.

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poor guy! you need a hobby or something! if you're looking to improve your physique i'd definitely look into doing stronglifts 5x5 until you reach 1/2/3/4!

i just finished highschool and am not going to uni so i kinda have the same feel, except i have a lot of hobbies so life is still really meaningful.

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dude, wtf? just go to gym lmao

My only hobbie is gym.


But there is no gym near by.
Im too lazy to work out at home because I don't get the kick.
Im a chaser. I chase that great feeling you get while pumping iron.

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how are you gonna make progress if only chasing a pump?
anways, may i suggest a revolutionary new lifestyle:
/fitlit/

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I've already given up.
Im already dead.

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nooo don't give up!
go and get yourself a gf or a bf! having someone to love brings lots of meaning and happiness to your life

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I live in the middle of nowhere.
I'm already dead.

I also learned something. Don't complain when you have something because one day it will all be gone.
Its all gone. I'm all alone.

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don't kill yourself or anything okay? if its really that bad i'm available to talk to.

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You can't kill yourself when you're already dead.


I'll get better in 2 months when college reopens but I'm going to have to start from the bottom.

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what are you studying? tell me all about those cute boys and girls that you crush on in your class

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Software dev.


My class only have 10 people left.
In 2 months I bet 4 of them will drop out.
1 boy has a crush on me tho. I can't figure him out.
1 Asian girl in my class is ghei. She's really nice, she'd always say hello to me and we both would smile at each other awkwardly.

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this thread is really gay please delete

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why are people dropping out? it doesn't seem too difficult to me
do you have to be good at math for it?

People are immature.

Everyone is always stressed out and nobody puts any work in to begin with.

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if you like him you should definitely talk to him.
also the asian girl sounds really sweet. as a loner i love people like that, because they always try their best to include you and talk to you when no one else will

its really good that you are getting a degree. you're probably gonna make lots of money when you graduate

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>as a loner
come on now
>i love people like that, because they always try their best to include you and talk to you when no one else will
I hate people like that why can't they realize ithat some people want to be left alone

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i'm shy okay and want to someone to talk to too sometimes. its really nice when someone acknowledge your existance

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I like him as a friend.
But he doesn't seem kind, he's more like ill fuck you and dumb you on the street. His energy level is way too high.

The Asian girl I hard to talk to. I can talk to her for max 5 minutes. We usually run out of things to say and say bye to each other.

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so as long as you dedicate a lot of time to studying it isn't very hard? I want to be a software dev but I'm a bit stupid

>and want to someone to talk to too sometimes. its really nice when someone acknowledge your existance
I kinda feel that way sometimes but I realize literally everyone I know of will ever know is human garbage not worth the air in their lungs

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>but I realize literally everyone I know of will ever know is human garbage not worth the air in their lungs
Oof, the edge, you Jow Forumstards are hillarious!

College here is dumb.

First to third year they teach us simple worthless shit.
Only when you get to 4th year they will teach up something hard.

Its not hard. You just gotta remember patterns. Once it clicks in its simple.
Im also dumb. First year in maths I got 40%.
Second year in maths I got 70%.

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>Jow Forums
haven't been there for what feels like years

loud people are scary for sure. he sounds like a scary chad instead of a nice shy cuteboi.

>but I'm a bit stupid
i feel ya there friend

woah why do you have such a negative attitude towards other people?

>woah why do you have such a negative attitude towards other people?
Why not?

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the first 2 years here is worthless stuff, I've had to take criminal justice classes and other shit I'll never need to know
I'm getting like a low 70% in my current math course and it's one of the easier ones but if you can do it maybe I can too
that's unfortunate, being dumb is hard

die russian bot

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u wot m8?

I have 1 kind Chad Fren tho.
Dudes so nice.

Dude took me in when I had nobody.

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>chad
>nice
literally every Chad I have met has been a dick

you've met passive agressive beta who are afraid to lose their social status
actual chads don't care cause they are natural at being soical

My Chad is self aware enough to tell me I need to talk to more people, he always gives me the talk and makes me tear up.


Dude makes me feel so pathetic. He tells me things I tell myself. He tells me the felling I can't express.

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a lot of chads are genuinely nice people. i think a lot of insecure guys just assume successful people are dicks because they're jealous deep down.

one of my childhood friends become a megachad and he is one of the only people who has been willing to look past my quirks and care for me for who i am.

your chad sounds like an angel desu

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>literally almost every male in my family is a Chad
>they all pick on me because I'm a virgin, nerd, ugly, ect
Chad's are assholes by there vary nature

the Chad's I know always call me names and and always tell me how much better they are then me
>a lot of chads are genuinely nice people
no they are not
>i think a lot of insecure guys just assume successful people are dicks
that's because they are

>literally almost every male in my family is a Chad
t. southern bydlo redneck straight outta a single mom household
I can see why you think they are chads lol.

You're bone bloody idle. Do something FFS, even if it's in your house. How can you say your only hobby is the gym when you don't even work out? Not even at home. You eat shit food too, never go outside, probably got pasty skin with bags under your eyes from lack of vitamin D.
If I was near to you I'd drag you out of bed and force you to take a cold shower, do some sit ups or go for a jog! I'd bully you into eating porridge every morning, and fruit and veg throughout the day. Then id buy you some nice clothes as a reward.
But, YOU have to help yourself.

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>single mom
my mom was actually very neglectful I have a better relationship with my dad
>I can see why you think they are chads lol.
they are they have slept with hundreds of women and have good jobs and have a air self importance around them

>do some sit ups or go for a jog!
gay useless memes, if you gonna bully something at least make them do something good

I'm sorry

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wow karen, feeling fierce today?
imagine how fun it would be if we could work out together

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Well, he's not the type to lift weights so there is nothing else to suggest.

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*someone
your mom gay and your perception is skewed

>I can see why you think they are chads lol.
that's a pretty homosexual thing to say

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>your perception is skewed
I see very clearly the way of the world

even fucking planks are better than sit-ups and sit-ups are a complete meme
jogging ruins your knees as much as running so if you actually opt for running then do everyone a favor and go for sprints since they are just a 4x faster way to lose same amount of cals and actually overload your muscles

pale tired looking boys are cute

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i'm definitely not chad by any stretch. i'm an alright martial artist and all but deep inside i'm still a little boy scared to death of the big world

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>I see very clearly the way of the world
top kek

I want to help you. I want you to look sexy. Just try taking a cold shower. It's horrible at first, but when you get out you'll feel amazing, trust me.
It takes some guts, and that's why it will do you some good. Keep it up every day and you'll begin to feel proud of yourself, more relaxed and think clearer. It boosts your oxygen to the brain. It's very good for your skin and hair too.
You can do it handsome!
Sure, I'd love to.

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>but deep inside i'm still a little boy scared to death of the big world
pic related
perhaps it is you who can't see

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I'm sorry

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a thread about me got lots and lots of replies. i'm very honored!

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yes you are sorry a sorry sack of Irish shit

karate? jiu-jitsu? or something else?

So now this is the new couple here?

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I feel so happy for you

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modern wushu. with emphesis on sanda and changquan.

changquan is basically just acrobatics, while sanda is actual fighting

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hm never heard of either until now, there's a traditional martial arts place near me that focuses on karate and jiu-jitsu and I'm interested in taking classes

thank you very much cowboy. you're a bit scary but i'm sure you're nice!

b-BAKA. just because we flirt doesn't mean we're a couple

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Please, just try it...

youtu.be/79e_cIE3Za4

Cold showers and the gym are the best natural antidepressant.

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fuck yeah! martial arts are a lot of fun. as long as its kyokushin or another type of full contact karate that would be a great idea. you'll build a good physique and lots of confidence for sure

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>you're a bit scary but i'm sure you're nice!
I don't like being nice it makes me feel weak but regardless I try to keep my moods under control but being bipolar that's not very easy

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>fuck yeah! martial arts are a lot of fun
I have thought of taking boxing but that's just because I want to hurt people who are mean to me

yeah it'd be nice to do something fun that gets me in good shape and possibly make some friends
I'm worried I'll be the only girl in the class though, that's really the only thing holding me back

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You're so cute, but you've got to make some changes =)

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>girl
I didn't know I was in the process of the fairer sex

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hi cowboy, yeah there's like three or four of us here at least

poor cowboy! you should take boxing classes for sure. if you get good at boxing and learn how to defend against takedowns and kicks you could really F some people up.

and become a good and strong boxer will probably help you a lot if you feel weak. being kind while also strong and powerful is the highest point of virtue achievable.

don't worry about being the only girl. once you get used to the atmosphere of the class this won't be a problem anymore. karate + jiujitsu would make you D E A D L Y

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I'm not cute anymore

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Now you two are bf, goodluck

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would I learn how to take on opponents bigger than me? that'd be pretty cool