Hi, I am a nurse, you can talk all your problems to me

My dick is too big

>I lack a girl on my dick. Please help.
find some lole
lurk more
less oil probably
electric current will help you
cut it

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Too late, I already ate it.
I tried it this time and it actually helped, thanks Mrs. Wise.

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how to regain innocence

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How do I stop being so horny

have sex

i'm thirsty

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I want a girlfriend.

i must pee. it seems we can fulfill our problems together

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no go away put your trousers back on

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Considering that I am a doctor, I will tell you this - Ritsu es infrahumanae

And now you will be sent to the gas chamber.
Cold water, not drink.

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It doesn't work like that

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*pees towards you*
drink it
idk what that means also im being gassed? wut
well chad-kun told me that
are you also thirsty?

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No because i had a bottle of juice however i do need to pee...

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My pp small.

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oke go pee then

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Thanks i owe you one.

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i have to poo...and you owe me one

Here's the keys to the bathroom.
Knock yourself out.

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Wow based

i really have to poo now. *pulls down pants*

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Anyone who is called Chad-kun is a virgin

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based

i lost my virginity to chad-kun
him again

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Learn latin, nordic faggot.

i dont wanna bother with it dumb rusky

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of fucking shite.
This this trinity of assholes destroys my thread shitsu, slugposter and retard from 3baltia

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lole trinity of assholes

uhhh

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you should hurry im gonna poo myself soon... its not gonna be much i didnt eat much this mornin. pleaaase

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No one cares?

Yeah, piss and scat was taking it too far.

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Who are the other 2

?
geniuses loved scat. proof?

Well, I wish you good night
But first shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.[5]
-mozart

I'm just gonna grab you and yeet you to the bathroom then it isn't that far

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I have a Priapism.

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*stomach makes noise*
oh... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRRRRRRRFT BPPFFFFTTTTTTTT... im sorry user :(
0///0

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The fuck...

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im just in a shitposty mood today

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is this the face of disapointment, disgust or shame? or is it the face of pleasure, curiosity or affection?

The face of contempt.

boops the bepper into your booper making you feel it good in the pooper

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*splits ritsu head with an axe*
No.

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discord thread

Why are you telling me that you lost virginity to a chad kun, why do you mention it

because i did 100 % true

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I have ocd and its affecting my life

hello Nurse!

I am in love with condom sex, but I can't afford a GF. I have nervous breakdown. Everyone knows, I just don't do it in front of them. Condom sex with my giant 7" penis, with the 5.5" girth. It's the kind that they need bigger Trojans for. Too round. Too meaty. Very solid.

I'm sorry, death waits for me.

DH o'R

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>my giant 7" penis, with the 5.5" girth
In metric system "please"

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Forgot picture:

Also forgot if I used a trip. Please send more information I'm very sexual. For anus women. I want a 30 year old relationship when I'm 75. I want to raise children.

183 cm tall.

The penis is for the scales. Pardon my planet!! Dom. Mama. Danke.

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rememberedd my name!

I like sex & keeping distracted
>:o

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My brain sometimes refuses to work. It simply stops and takes a break without a care for what happens to me.

Thank you nurse I died

homouš of bant