I am the Dylan

I am the Dylan
It ain't spelled Dillon
I ain't no villain
I'm making a killin'

put that on soundcloud and it goes straight to #1

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Dylan Dylan Dylan

hello dylan

Dylan the best
Rides the wave until it crests
Makes all the ladies swoon
Howls at the full moon
Straight as an arrow
Drinks whiskey from the barrel

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your voice is cute

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Hey what do you have there, billy?
Billy:Oh this? It's the latest and greatest thing to cum out! It's Dylan's Dyldo!
WOW, How much did you get it for?
Billy: Only ten easy payment of $99.99.
HOOOLY MOOLY TEN EASY PAYMENTS OF $99.99. SIGN ME UP!
Billy:That's right, order now and get a second one free of charge!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Billy:buy your Dylan's Dyldo today!

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hi ru

b a s e d a s f u g

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thnx

1800-DYLANS-DYLDOS

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Did it work

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now i'm just confused

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