ALERT IT'S HAPPENING NEW SUPERVOLCANO FORMING UNDER CHINA LAKE BASE

I work at he USGS headquarters as one of the main data analysts. We have been coordinating with other agencies around the world to censor information and not cause a panic. I was flown out with a team of gelosist to Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake to
map the area and see what's down there. Unfortunately we found there is a huge chamber of magma far far larger than even Yellowstone. We have now confirmed its a new supervolcano forming. The magma chamber is very active but it is not yet rising to the surface. We fear that another major quake may cause large fracture enabling the magma to shoot to the surface. FEMA, the national guard and other agencies have been alerted and are on standby to evacuate key VIP's. You may see blackhawks arriving in LA picking up people evacuating them aswell as other major cities. we've been censoring and removing fault lines and earthquakes from the live feeds as the faults have expanded. There will be no mention of this anywhere so leave now as the fireworks are ready to start.

If you want a simple run down watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=tl7hkASlD5g&t=171s
The guy is pretty good but he doesn't have access to the data we have.

Good luck to everyone out there !

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please end this clown world already, BLOW UP

sauce or sage larper

neck yourself

can't yet as i'm in the data centre peopl running around like crazy, heavy work load might get spotted.

Never used this site before, also was in a rush to type out as people watching.

Key VIP : Kanye and Kim Kardashian

He's real guys, he's telling the truth. I'm leaving as we speak

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snap a pic of your shoes
that proves you operate in a professional capacity
you dont have to drop info to be legit

>never used this site before
>hasn't same fagged
>has a happening image

stahp, you ruining the moment

proof or gtfo
Jesus I'm so tired of these shitty larps

I want the supervolcano to explode as much as the next doomer, but it isn't happening yet

>"There will be no mention of this anywhere . . "

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Pornstar here, can confirm, they are running against time to get cuties on the midwest and sending us to safety to do some BLACKED in them safely

Confirmed.
Son of Turkish diplomats here. We are packing up. I don’t know why because from what I understand it’s literally the end.

These niggas gonna create a super volcano to distract from Epstein.

The US fault lines are working here on the website for me.

You iz corny, nigga.

clever stealth post feet

>forming
So what, we've only got 3 million years to prepare?

Checked! Rolling for mother natures scorched earth policy!

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Wait one second, this man is correct. Post your fucking shoes op, we need to send to larp to maximum capacity.

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Show us the fuckjng shoes OP

You've been rumbled by (pun intentional) m8. Cease your larping immediately.

This. Fuck paul posters constantly doing this shit now.

>samefag
>meme flag
>I work at X trust me
>'happening'

Sage

Let me guess youre that indian guy who works at the gas station whose sick of niggers

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i concur. show us your Jordans, Jamal

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12 minutes into linked video "could be a super volcano if harmonic convergence on Tau Volantis , but that's not happening and I don't think the brethren moons are aware yet."
SAGE SAGE SAGE

>team of gelosist
>Memeflag
>Dubs

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Who's this ? What's he been saying ?

Oh fuck off OP u fucking faggot.

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He said traps are in fact not gay.

BULLSHIT THREE RING CIRCUSSSS

post feet I am diamonds

he said your days of an easy computer job are coming to an end and that you are going to have to do backbreaking factory work into your 70s

Checked. Based and Lava pilled

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>never used site
>used happening meme

Good riddance.
Hopefully all the people in california die soon.

>memeflag
seems legit

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"never used this site before""
>posts Its happening meme

Relax.. Take your medication and stay off the internet for a few days.

ALERT IT'S HAPPENING NEW SUPERVOLCANO FORMING UNDER MY PANTIES

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have sex

>We have been coordinating with other agencies around the world to censor information and not cause a panic.
then why are you even posting this you dick?

Total destruction of the west coast?

No California-boom anymore? ;.;

Death to Cali.

>Happening
Sage grows in all fields.

LARP

>I work at he USGS headquarters
No, you don't.

Show us your shoes

Anything is possible with enough sustained output from a DEW

I was talking about this the other day ago. I was the OP asking about it.

The USGS says u lie & ur a faggot.

What the hell is a "gelosist"?

There's magma below any part of the earth, based fearpornographer!

But they are having typical earthquakes for that area and still for some reason evacuated all of those motherfuckers. That is suspect.

> main data analysts
> team of gelosist

Dig deeper into this subject, fearporner

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>Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake
anyone familiar w/ this place and know why it has such a shit reputation? i was working on a contract w/ some navy guys and when we all met one of them said "i was stationed in china lake" and all the other navy guys were like "damn im sorry that sucks". so what's so bad about it?

...

Wasn't this a movie back in the 90s? The la Brea tarr pits exploded too or some dumb shit

Hot steamy smelly boy volcano, nice

>Never used this site before, also was in a rush to type out as people watching.
literally copy pasta faggot kill urself.

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Can confirm. Super Volcano just flew over my house.

worst fucking larp ever

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the pedo logo?

You the same faggot that larps UFO happening shit?

roll for all of the americas to explode

>Volcano opens up under California

Could've sworn this was from a movie from 20 years ago.

SHOES, SHOES, SHOW US SHOES
IS OP LEGIT, OR LARP FAKE NEWS?
LEFT AND RIGHT, GAS THE JEWS
BUT PLEASE OP, SHOW US SHOES

ARE YOU ASLEEP, DID YOU SNOOZE?
WAKE UP NIGGER AND SHOW YOUR SHOES
YOU SAY THESE THINGS AND GIVE US CLUES
BUT STILL YOU DO NOT SHOW THE SHOES

SHOES WE NEED, SHOES DON'T LOSE
REMEMBER WE MUST GAS ALL JEWS
PUNCH A KIKE AND GIVE HIM BRUISE
OP IS FAG WITHOUT THE SHOES

I swear it's been the same story again and again. "I word at [x] and [y] is really about to happen guys"

Shoes or gtfo

Fucking hell, didn't even notice, copied the image from the image search!

I won't settle for anything less than giant circumcised cock.

Seems like the watermark from that dreamstime stock photos .... weird choosing of the logo...

Youtube souce kek

LEARN TO SWIM

s t o p
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someone please tell me why the stock photo user posted is from a company called dreamstime
THE BOY LOVER PEDO SYMBOL IS THEIR LOGO

LOOK AT THE CEOS PHOTOS BELOW IN THE POOL AND BY THE MONKEYS ON HIS PROFILE

OP POST FEET

the asteroid larper is back with another of his stories. Must be boring pushing the graveyard shift as a rent-a-cop.

a super volcano under china? Good, fuck china.

THIS (>>>)
STOCK PHOTO COMPANYS LOGO IS BOYLOVER PEDO SYMBOL

>Uses meme flag

LARP CONFIRMED

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The Asteroid LARPer was more educated than OP.

look at this

I know what it is. and I can't tell you anything about it.

Just mind your own business civilian
Nothing you need to know

/thread

FAKE AND GAY AS FUCK

Pretty sure Iran tested a nuke earlier

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>and other agencies have been alerted and are on standby to evacuate key VIP's. You may see blackhawks arriving in LA picking up people evacuating them aswell as other major cities.

Wait.

Arrests?

Damn is that my screencap getting around? Nice.

Neg its my own

until it explodes and you all die I am not believing it

Good work user.

I work at Nintendo, and can confirm this.

>Memeflag
>No shows
Sage and abandon thread

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