Be me

>be me
>big pp
>be you
>small pp

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>be me
>never get laid
>be you
>also never get laid
whats the point

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so are your gonna dick me or are you just gonna flail it aimlessly?
oof

I want sex

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canadians have notoriously small dicks

m-my peepee big u wanna see proofs!?

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MODS THIS TARD IS UNDERAGE AND HIM POSTING LEWDS IS LITERALLY CP

>xes
maybe sooner or later?

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ahhhhhhhhhh im older then 30 also no i dont have CPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Factually incorrect.

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ur bepper is like a smol cute peanut

mmmm peanut butter

Incorrect. My penor is like big majestic sausage being set free from the packaging.

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peanut butter...

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sounds good
also eww no doubt u got a smol baby peener

I hab compatriots who have seen but a fraction of its glory to corroborate my assertion that I have a big pp and you have to use tweezers to jerk off.

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no! mine is big! also i make all the womins wet and horny like beast! im the true chad here

Stop peeing on girls, you freak!

its not pee its semen :(

NO

Also incorrect. I learned from the true masters of manliness at eastern european mens school. Your pp cannot be as big as mine and it is more like the button on a blazer.
youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso

u got peepee that goes inside. my peepee is bigger then both of my other arms

>be amerimutt 56%er
>56% bigger dick because lol not white
>eurotrash btfo

My pp is the size of my leg and I have to stuff it into my sock to keep from printing unlike your pp which is concave :3

Lmao

fine fine! smol peepee or whatever. im gonna find a nice bf

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Hah! You said you hab smol pp XDXDXD
You should just go be with Forest big dum.

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well forest and i dont suit each other romantically i would say. he is a nice boy.

Aren't you like 14??? Please Ritsu you're too innocent for this....

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im not that young! anyway doesnt matter i wanna be fucked by men at 15 almost 14 too so whatevs

anyways because of ADHD i should have the mental age of a 13 yearold fack

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>i wanna be fucked by men at 15 almost 14 too so whatevs
Ritsu plox don't do this bro. If you're not even 18 please don't post here. Just wait bro. There's nothing for you here and you'll just make some nigga go to jail.
You make me worry for the future generations Ritsu.

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i am legal in norway. and you shouldnt worry. also there are much worse people outh there then me

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>ageofconsent.net/world/norway
>The Age of Consent in Norway is 16 years old
Busted underage faggot! GET BANNED!
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

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>called the mayor of every city in France
for what purpose?

Thoroughness

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desu. if im legal in norway that means 16+
not 16 lole

Shut up boomer nobody wants yo old man pp.

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I dunno, I think its kinda nice, would suck tbqh.

.....I d-don't believe you....I'll b-bet you have gross f-foreskin....

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old men dicks arent that bad. as long as they arent super old. you can look at it on the skin. its weirde

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>seething cutfags berrating glorious foreskin
KIKED

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ahahaha lole thats tiny. is there even a dick there?

there is but its very smol and slightly compressed by the wrapping

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>thinking your gross turtle neck on your dignified lad looks good
Bet it looks like a worn out sock.

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how gross
im not pure anymore desu. well i should stop talking about stuff like that. for some time before i just wanted to be a slut. but now i want to have a bf to dedicate myself to. it would be much better.

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>Ritsu just wants to ride old man dick with his underage boi pucci
WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD WHY GOD

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>glorifying dick mutilation that renders your peepee sensetivity to pretty much zero
good goy!

stop saying that omg! its not my fault i like dick. i prefer young dick dammit omg. shut it!

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i feel bad for them. my peepee head is so sensitive it almost hurts when i touch the head.

calm down boomer normie

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>le sensitivity myth
Cope. It's all stretched out isn't it? Ewww gross you probably have hella smegma buildup too XDXD
>i wanna be fucked by men
I quoteth (you). What the fuck do you even consider old?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHY?!
No fuck you.

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why are you humiliating meeeeeee! fine! i like men dick to. but i like boy dick more! but like my age and a bit older the most!

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How old is too old?
Pic semi related. Pls say yes to Sean Connery to cause Normie to go full Chernobyl.

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You gotta hit him with the fact it’s a Jewish practice for real effectiveness.

no.also i dont wanna answer your question...

>a bit older
THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH WHEN WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW OLD YOU ARE!
You want MAN DICK. You clearly distinguish MAN DICK as different from boi dick and that you're a boi.
Y-you're a fucking d-d-degenerate old man lover Ritsu!
*slap*
NO
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>le sensitivity myth
This is the true cope lole, cutfags will never know how good it feels :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> It's all stretched out isn't it?
I can stretch it all the way so it looks silky smooth and nice unlike your cut scar all over your dicke.
>Ewww gross you probably have hella smegma buildup too XDXD
I follow "clean your room" man's advice and wash my benis every time.

ur saying that like i like ugly bastard. heck no! please stop... this is embarresing

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I know Connery.
I'll give him Ritsus number.

you guys are crazy...

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>This is the true cope lole, cutfags will never know how good it feels
I'm good. I've been with dudes that are uncut and it's gross. You're gross with your pp.
>I can stretch it all the way
STAHP STRETCHING IT D:
You're gonna give it that tube sock at the tip and that's gross! Your PP GROSS!
I WOULD NEVER YOUR GROSS RUSSHIT DUM BOOMER PP!
NO U! FESS UP RIGHT NOW RITSU WHAT'S YOUR CUTOFF AGE?! HOW FUCKING DEGENERATE ARE YOU?!
I SWEAR ON ME FUCKIN MUM

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Pls answer.
NO U
*SLAP*
Is that loss?
Yes and?
Cool.

notoriously false

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... its a lose lose situation. if i tell i will be BTFO

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I'm gonna stretch it right now and there is nothing you can do to stop it. And my dick isn't gross, its nice, lots of people said that to me before.

Inb4 49

why do you care who he is into anyway, lol.
lets change the subject.
so... uhh... basketball.

what does Norwegian boy cock taste like

no eww. def not over 40

He is 16 or 17 if he had his birthday already.

idk i have never tasted cock. i wanna find a bf who i can do that with =w=

NO IT'S
*SLAP*
NO
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??!!
If you don't tell you're btfo. Now fess up homo boi. Otherwise I'm going to start pushing you're into 50+ men :3
>inb4 40-50 year old men
Your dad doesn't count gay russhit. Your pp is heckin gross and you can't prove me otherwise without being a gross big gae.

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Good age range then. Not too old.
My cutoff for guys is 39, but for women it’s 45, depending on how sexy she is.
M I L F
F T W

Well what does your Norwegian pussy taste like?

nooooooo!
phew thanks. anyway i rather have someone close to my age if possible.
like the taste when you accidentally puke in your own mouth

I'm not gonna send you dick pics over dicksword, your **** will **** you if I do so.

NO ITS WHST?
*SLAP*
I DO THIS FOR FUN

>not over 40
>my cutoff is 39

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What if the guy is fit af and looks like ultimate chad in his 45s?

is it bad if i know a 30 yearold guy. but he is so nice and sweet? i dont live near him at all though

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There are always exceptions but tbdesu his body’s gonna start showing age soon.
No ofc not.
NO U MR NOT EVEN 30

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I don't think so but it really depends on who you ask.
If you're ok with it then I think that is all that really matters.

Nah *** would just call you ***. Jesus fucking christ you're such a slut boomer russhit. If it wasn't for that you'd be sending me near everything fuck.....you're such a good slut bby u3u
NO
*SLAP*
STAHP IS ROOD DOOD
YES
IT
IS
WHAT THE ACTUAL ???
D-does that get you off??????

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well i felt bad because he was much older then me and i didnt wanna make him look bad. he is always so nice to me and one of the few who has kept being with me this long

no the age doesnt. but he is a lovely person

NO
*SLAP*
NO
How would he have looked bad tho?
Inb4 peeps in Norway are as autistic as age as Americans

autistic about age*

because "omg he is so much younger your taking advantage of him" or something retarded like that. i hate it

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Dead before 40 though. Might as well be 60. Plus aging like a pumpkin.
Shut up dummy.
>the age doesn't
Okay that's okay. It's best that you are around him because you enjoy his company not his age. Nobody wants to be used for just 1 thing.

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>underage
>guy twice his age talks to him on discord being super nice
gee I wonder
Dump and ignore immidiately.

Yep that counts as “autistic about age”
Y ded before 40?
Inb4 an hero

There’s also this tbdesu

yeah. well its ironic since i fell in love with a guy my age but he rejected me. but atleast the guy took care of me and comforted me.
mean
yeah

Unironically this. It's pretty fucked up but Norway is a whole other country. Can't really judge him too harshly.
I mean you're pretty much that dude here you 30 year old boomer.

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Not mean at all. He is taking advantage of you and you don't even recognize this because >underage and easy to manipulate.

>Y
an hero of course :DD
It just gets worse :DD
BUT you KEEP SMILING to bury the pain :DD
That's called a rebound guy Ritsu. He's taking care of you in hopes to get at your boi pucci. Facts. He smarter than you. Facts.

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dont judge him like that. i have known him for long. like a year and we have almost talked everyday for that whole year. while i met other underage faggots like myself all they did was reject me.
you dont know him like i do

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