If the official language of your country isn't named after it you're a cuck

A dialect isn't a language. Is on the same level as raising your wifes son.

all you did was change "trainers" to "sneakers" and spell colour wrong

Literally why we speak American.

>be german
>speak deutsche

Based thread. So Canada is double cucked?

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>be brazilian
>speak portuguese
thanks

>be israeli
>speak hebrew

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>be finnish
>speak swedish
We're the bättre folk. It's the mongoloids who are cucked.

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Only fairies add u's that don't belong. We call trucks trucks, not lorries. We call them cops not constables. We say grilled cheese, not cheese Toasties. And we also say nigger instead of wife's boyfriend.

more like 1.5x time cucked since they talk french canadian and it includes their countries name plus frances name

krauts seething

This.

>Be englishman
>speak:
>somali
>hindu
>Polish

>be german
>speak arabic
based

kek

Sunscreen mother fucker

not bad

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>be british
>speak english

>be american
>speak spanish

You know that England is a part of the UK right mutt?

oh my god, he might not know that. Never underestimate their astonishing stupidity.

1776'd

But now you are better than both cucked empires.

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Based & redpilled thread

>american education

You forgot Romanian.
>Be hungarian from Transilvania
>Speak Romanian

We stole a language and created a country from dirt and wild beast. Your little ant country fits inside Texas. Violence is the one true language.

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>created a country
stole a country, FTFY. That's the thing you do the best, stealing stuff.

>be austrian speak german
>speak german
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We speak a more efficient version of German with less syllables, more sophisticated sounds and clever words. You can't even understand us. Meanwhile you all talk like you have a huge stick in your ass.

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>be swiss
>speak swiss german
I guess I will settle for half cucked

>seething össi

That's like saying American English. Switzerland is a gangbang between Italian/French/German.

>Meanwhile you all talk like you have a huge stick in your ass

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No you're right, we stole a country from wild beast and put them in the dirt.

Österreich > Deutschland

>sweden calls someone cuck

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tfw the americas was a thing b4 the english settled... so who cucked who?

Still you desu

i can feel the seethe

wut?
Speak human language.

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>be belgian speak french
You're not really German, are you?

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add u's ........ nigger you mean you took them out , they were originally there, and you altered the language, in order to help make your "dialect" nigger friendly.

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see

>be german speak arabic

>united kingdom
>speak english
shit

GTFO anschluss cuck

FPBP

america doesn't have an official language

>be belarusian
>speak russian

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Says the guatemalan

> be Canadian
> get you ass handed to you by the Language Police for speaking English in Quebec
> tabarnak
> tfw

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Thats not a good thing

beats having an official language named after the country that the majority of the inhabitants can't speak

>hurr durr guatemelan
And that's the best response you can come up with? No wonder you are being replaced in your own country by people who are smarter than you.

Some Americans say we speak Mexican, so.

>implying I speak your gypsy beggar language
késforgató normálféreg

Based

I suppose it could always be worse yes
>Wales
yikes

You literally betrayed us and formed your own shitty nation that's now flooding ours lmao

>be american
>speak american just as Jesus did

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sorry senpai, I'm a Slav expat living here, can't relate

What did you forget here?

$$$

What would have been a better response to a guatemalan who says
>americans are best at stealing things
Than pointing out the glaring glass house you live in? We aren't being replaced by people who are smarter than us.

Bummer. But consider this, both Texas and Guatemala betrayed us, yet one became successful and the other one became Guatemala.

>implying German is named after Germany and not the other way around

Bingo

If we had the stones we would be speaking Latin today.

>Be Croatian
>Speak in a faggoty dialect of Serbian

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Oh supplying mutts with cocaine
Good good, keep it up

but you are. The entire history of your nation is a sequence of successful thefts of lands and resources.
>We aren't being replaced by people who are smarter than us.
Oh really? So you are not being replaced, huh? Why your President wants to build this wall so much then? To protect your society against cost-effective capable labour force, which capitalism loves.

Wrong angle, Seppl. Instead focus on the fact that the Piefke has abandoned his Saxon roots and Plattdeutsch to speak Neuhochdeutsch, which is from the Southern region

>be a panchito
>speak spanish
I hate amerindians

Panchito
1. Derogatory term used mostly by people from Spain to reffer to any non-white south american.
2. Derogatory term meaning any spanish dialect outside Spain

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fucking kek ameritards on suicide watch
burgerland is literally the scum of our world.

No, calling it Swiss German is essential because Germans themselves have a hard time understanding us. Americans and the English have no problem in comparison. Also I speak no French or Italien, it's normal for German Swiss.

Somehow I speak "panchito" but I'm not one. Spain being retarded as always. Can't even decide on who they hate. They just know they hate a boogeyman.

You can't steal land that was never owned.
We are being replaced, but the people who are replacing us are low-iq, like yourself.

it was owned by the British Empire, France, Mexico and local Indian tribes, you dumbass.
>like yourself
hmmm, I keep doing numbers on you, and the only response I get is "no u". Who has low IQ in this conversation?

You can't steal from savages you retarded nigger-slav.

I'd assumed that you were referring to colonialism. How can you think that mexican immigrants are higher iq than white americans and not have downs?

You can't call yourself high IQ if you're getting replaced by Plumber Pedro Cherrypicker Chacho. I like high IQ people who don't get replaced.

Oh no what did you do? Now America will Nuke UK and call themselves England

>You can't steal land that was never owned.
you know, you sound exactly like local commie indios. For your information, invasions of private property and squatting are fairly popular in some parts of Guatemala. And when the owner of the occupied property tries to get them out of there, they mention this exact same phrase, "the land belongs to no one", "It belongs only to God" or something like that. You are no better than them.

>be Denmark
>speak Dutch

>be Greek
>Speak Ancient Greek

The jews have been running things long before I got here.

How's italy doing, retard?
youtube.com/watch?v=VUoD5NAO4hM

But Israelis speak Hebrew shlomo?

Call us when you learn to spell shop

based

Are you retarded? It's danish.