Sex robots can NEVER replace real women

You loser incels should stop playing pretend and get a real woman.
Yes you can have sex with a sex robot whenever you want, and they can have loud orgasm synchronous with your own and bla bla bla, but they're still just machines.

Can a robot cook you dinner?

Can a robot clean your clothes?

Can a robot fake a headache?

Can a robot cut off your penis in a fit of jealousy and become a national hero for it?

Can a robot give you children that 20 years later you find out are not yours?

Can a robot take alimony and half your money?

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There’s NO WAY this is a slide/bait thread.

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Can you?

>Can a robot cook you dinner?
>Can a robot clean your clothes?
>Can a robot fake a headache?
>Can a robot cut off your penis in a fit of jealousy and become a national hero for it?
>Can a robot give you children that 20 years later you find out are not yours?
>Can a robot take alimony and half your money?
Jews will eventually subvert robots and make them think whites oppressed them in order to erradicated the handful of whites that will be left then.

This is so Jow Forums related.

not with that attitude they can't, give it 10-20 years.

Yes but sex robots will help betas get laid and hypergamy will die out when females realize that chad doesn’t want them.

Sex robots are coming, for better or worse. Helpfully, the 7s and below will realize they’ll never have a chance with chad and right their shitty behavior.

nope, nothing to see, anons

>Can a robot cook you dinner?
Stove, microwave, misc appliances, ect.
>Can a robot clean your clothes?
washing machine, drier

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Doesn't complain about shitty subjects.

Won't cheat on you with a chad.

Fuck everytime you want.

Won't get old, flacid, obese.

Fine by me.

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No microwave can replace the home cooked meals of a woman. There's a reason most of the top chefs in the world are female.

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And most importantly there's non of that "marital rape" nonsense.

Can a robot confiscate your porn collection?

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I for one welcome our automated easy bake oven AI overlords.

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Why am I limited to only one robot?, if we allow for more than one robot all things become possible.
>Can a robot cook you dinner?
Yes, forbes.com/sites/eustaciahuen/2016/10/31/the-worlds-first-home-robotic-chef-can-cook-over-100-meals
>Can a robot clean your clothes?
yes and fold the laundry
nytimes.com/2017/05/24/business/entrepreneurship-laundroid-self-folding-laundry-machine.html
>Can a robot fake a headache?
This is only a matter of software or malware.
>Can a robot cut off your penis in a fit of jealousy and become a national hero for it?
Elite Trans Hackers are probably already working on this. And the (((media))) would of course turn the sex bot into a hero. Heck, wasn't (((Natalie Portman's))) robot film already a glorification of sex robots standing up against the white male patriarchy.

>Can a robot give you children that 20 years later you find out are not yours?
Elite Alpha Chad Hackers will cuck you if leave your human incubator unprotected.

>Can a robot take alimony and half your money?

Feminist and beta cuck allies are probably already drafting the legislation required.

>2019
>women cooking, doing dishes
KEK

Can a modern woman?

Top accomplished chefs of the world are men, as it should be.

> Near future
Massive leaps in 3D printing designs have allowed for people to come up with downloading and fabricating their own sex bots.
>>Japanese for some reason send them into battle against one another while still dripping.

You ever see an animal get angry at an inanimate object like a remote control car? My dog hates it. She stalks it, acts aggressively towards it, even attacks it sometimes while I drive it around the yard. Women are doing the same thing with these dolls. They’re furious, they’re threatened. I don’t condone giving up women for a doll but it’s undeniable that at least for some men, these will replace them. I mean feminism has so warped the modern woman she adds nothing but a vagina to a man’s life. It comes down to a cost thing, the doll’s pussy isn’t as good, but you don’t have to hear it bitch and it’s way cheaper.

pwnd

Which is kinda stupid, because women can have male-shaped sex dolls as well who will keep giving them eternal pleasure and never tire out during sex and tell them that they'll always love them, even when they're old decrepit hags.

Women don't want or need sex. Only males do. Sex is just the price women are willing to pay for a relationship, which is what they really want. So they have absolutely no use for a male sex robot.

The sex bot can do that as well.

Sexbots should only be used as a stopgap until you find a good woman to marry. Since women from the current generation are FUBAR it'll take a few decades of pressure to be more than a glorified sexbot for the next generation of women to adjust and stop being whores.

Or there's gonna be sexbots for recreational purposes, and artificial wombs to spawn more biomales.

>women don't have a biological clock that urges them to make babies
women want sex just as much as men, only incels with 0 interaction with them don't know this

Roasties on suicide watch

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Ssshhhh! I'm watching the fall of the deep state and the rise of Trump's 2020 landslide!

How is this political

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It will change society a lot.

roasties are trying to force the government to ban sex robots

>w..w..wait, we were just LARPing feminism!!!

I doubt modern woman can or let alone is willing to do those things either.

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Spoken like a true virgin who knows nothing about female biology.

Sex is not important to women. They couldn't care less if they never see a single penis their who life. In fact they'd be much happier if every single one in the world turned rotten and fell off.

Considering sex important is an evolutionary disadvantage for females because it will lead them to have more sex which will cause unplanned pregnancies that lead to death of her or the offspring.

The whole idea of "female sexuality" is just a juvenile male sexual fantasy.

Women like dopamine as well. That's why there's dildos. Dildos for everyone.

>plebbit spacing
go back to your countainment site, fedora
>Considering sex important is an evolutionary disadvantage for females because it will lead them to have more sex which will cause unplanned pregnancies that lead to death of her or the offspring.
Yea explains why niggers in Africa have children by the boat-load

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Most women prefer their dopamine from kissing and cuddling, not from sex.

mfw no 10/10 sex robot gf to tongue my anus

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Now they can have dopamine from kissing, cuddling and clitoral sex.

I don't know if virgins get this but sex robots will be unsatisfactory from the very reason that they are robots and that they don't freely choose to love us. This is, ultimately, why robots can never replace us. There are some things that are meaningless if not done by a human.

Won't be real though.

>There's a reason most of the top chefs in the world are female.
That's blatantly untrue.
trulyexperiences.com/blog/decorated-michelin-star-chefs-still-business/

>Won't be real though.
it's right there existing in the same dimensions as you, moron
they're real as IRL

>they don't freely choose to love us
I just want a facsimile sex puppet that says that it loves me while I'm pounding its designated fleshhole when I'm in the mood for it as I return home, not some talkative thing that annoys me with facts that I'm not interested to hear about.

robot waifu won't intentionally cuck you either and make you pay for children that are not yours

>Won't be real though.
An android straight from a movie? Perhaps not.
Sex dolls with a voice generator, advanced personality simulator and some movement? Highly likely within the next devade.

Real women only do the last four things on your list.

Never say never. Sci-fiction is just a future reality in waiting.

>will cost north of $20,000 at minimum
>will require a $500/year subscription
>will require an always on internet connection for """updates""" which mostly consist of spyware
>always on connection also makes it vulnerable to hackers
>will record everything you say/do plus all of your kinks and then send it to some database somewhere
>which will also inevitably be hacked
>if you fall behind on your subscription it starts blaring ads at you

>they don't freely choose to love us
All I meed is a pair of fake tits to suffocate myself with and a tight warm hole. Good enough for me

>Only been a thing for about 5 minutes
>Already convincing in thumbnails

Tick tock ladies

>competition releases offline version that can be updated through SD cards
Checkmate

>will get reversed engineered by chinks and they'll make it run on Linux for 10th of the price as the original

>There's a reason most of the top chefs in the world are female.

ahahahha, you have no clue about cooking.

>>will cost north of $20,000 at minimum
you'll spend that through the course of your life buying drinks for chicks you'll never fuck so from an investment standpoint that is a reasonable price

Op is an incel that fucks robots and hates women false flagging

All Heil the free market!

And water is wet

A bong, but a wise one
Maybe a robot can give a nice feeling to your dick, but there is more about sex than just that. Fucking a prostitute doesn't give you the same satisfaction as fucking a woman that likes you, a robot will be even worse
>there are some things that are meaningless if not done by a human
Exactly, couldn't say it better
You have been jewed

Even the I highly doubt you’ll be paying 20k for a piece of robo-ass. More like 10-15k, plus I guarantee there will be robo-parlors everywhere that’ll run you 10-20 bucks per session

I hope so

Forgot about the trade war/tariffs did we?

True. I just think all the recent utopian talk about sexbots is a bit unrealistic.

we got a philosopher here, boys

>puppet
yep. not a replacement

even it is a perfect replica, it won't be real

you might think so but that will catch up with you

>Bong is a LARPing tranny that will never know what it feels like to have a dick inside that abomination he calls a pussy

No rubber sex robot can replace the warmth and great feeling of a woman teasing you, sitting in your lap and cuddling.

Making the woman you love almost explode from exctasy can never be replaced by a soulless rubber robot.

Do not fall for any of this fake robot shit, its for total losers.

Go out, talk to women, find a real one.

Sure, finding a GOOD woman is like swimming in an ocean of shit trying to find a bottle of ice cold Peroni, but its worth it, and you might even bone some other girls along the way.

Jow Forums is usually filled with sexless incels, but this sex-robot craze is just too much.

This weekend i will be "educating" an 18 year old girl on how to make handjobs.
She never saw a penis in her life before, and said its about time to learn how to do it and can spend the entire weekend trying to learn.

Im also talking regularly to a 14 year old girl thats quite literally the real life version of pic related.
A 150 cm girl with hair reaching all the way to her ankles.
Jesus Christ im diamond hard just thinking about her.

She's sending me non-nudes regularly, what a treasure this girl is.

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I remember people saying all that shit about the first iPhone...

>got a fuck doll on order in time for my birthday later this month
>feels good man

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>you might think so but that will catch up with you
With the cash I’ll be saving I can go south of the border and rent a girlfriend for less than 100 bucks for the entire night and get the ultimate girlfriend experience, and that’s only if I ever get lonely and feel like boning organic pussy

for love you need to believe first that love exists.
most chicks are soulless so that's a wrong reason

What is this thread sliding?

>She never saw a penis in her life before, and said its about time to learn how to do it and can spend the entire weekend trying to learn.
>Im also talking regularly to a 14 year old girl thats quite literally the real life version of pic related

Pic related is user in six months.

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>No rubber sex robot can replace the warmth and great feeling of a woman teasing you, sitting in your lap and cuddling.
>Making the woman you love almost explode from exctasy can never be replaced by a soulless rubber robot.
Be real, how many here can achieve this consistently? How many can even achieve this?
>Do not fall for any of this fake robot shit, its for total losers.
>total losers
yeah, that's okay

>Go out, talk to women, find a real one.
I pull mostly high mileage and/or bad model years who are looking for a rebuild
Don't have the time or money for that

>Pic related is user in six months.
You mean arrested for being a rowdy soccer fan?

>even it is a perfect replica, it won't be real
A lab grown burger will never replace real steak, but it is pretty damn close to the real deal and sometimes you have no choice

Fuck you Chad you're the reason we need sex robots.

That and the cucks who made rape a crime.

>This weekend i will be "educating" an 18 year old girl on how to make handjobs.
>She never saw a penis in her life before,
Seba, I am afraid we have bad news for you...

Dolls/gynoids are a valid Jow Forums topic, as they WILL have an effect on society and politics.

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Can you?

More like rowdy JB fan...

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for many guys this is the only way they'll experience having a woman and many of them would probably never reproduce anyway because they lost the genetic lottery and/or just arent successful enough to attract women they like.

yes to all, women are robots

>Forgot about the trade war/tariffs did we?
Trump will allow the free trade of affordable sex dolls and that will usher the world into a new era of prosperity and world peace. He will be hailed as a true God Emperor worldwide. Don't forget to vote for him in 2020, faggot.

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>Fuck you Chad you're the reason we need sex robots.

I'm not a Chad, senpai, you'd be fucking surprised how easy it is to pick up girls.
All you have to do is literally just talk to them.

Here's how i picked up a girl last weekend:
>in the mall
>looking for some clothes
>couldnt find House (the clothing store)
>oh hey, there's an isle with some aquariums or something, a pretty girl is working alone in it
>walk up to her
>hey! could you tell me where House it? i cant find it for shit, ive been walking for like an hour, god damn.
>**tee hee* *giggles* sure user, its right down the stairs on the left
>sweet! you're a life saver! say.... whatcha doin' after work?
>nothin' much...
>wanna go grab a coffee?
>sure! i finish at 19:00

ITS THAT FUCKING EASY, GUYS.

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I'm more of pillow waifu kind of MGTOW guy, myself.

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>us

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sick burn

fuckingmachines dot com would like a word with you sir

Meme flag didn't read.
Salie.

>No woman has ever owned a dildo or a vibrator

user, I said I can pull women but
>high mileage
>bad model year
>non-serviceble parts
>needs rebuild
>high maintenance
>no anti-theft system
Is what I usually get and I'm not touching that
I get called a relic of the past, wanting a long-term relationship from the get-go with low mileage

>t. Polish roastie looking to get a free ride in a better nation

>Never replace real women

He thinks we want copies of real women's personalities?

Op is a retard.

t.married with 2 kids, 140kpa job, desperate for a sex robot

interestingly enough they dont seem to need a man attached to the robot dick while men need the whole package

Install Gentoo

...what? i think you replied in a wrong thread.

really makes me think

its funny but this kind of rhetorci was sued against pornography as well.
you are on the lloosing side buddy

Hahahahaha, based jihad poster.
I have never met a woman who could outcook me.

>I get called a relic of the past, wanting a long-term relationship from the get-go with low mileage

friend, thats exactly what i am, im 30+. You can still get fantastic, younger women.
The youngest girl i managed to do "sex related stuff with" recently is 20, but a real-life friend of mine (also 30+) is dating a 17 year old 10/10 cutie for 2 years already.
And im jealous of her as hell, i cant even express how utterly, completely fucking hot and feminine she is.
I got lewd pics of her, managed to get em from her like a month ago, amazing fapping material.

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