Someone called me "the queen of bant"
But its pretty easy being the queen when youre the only grill on the board
Someone called me "the queen of bant"
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have a good day, queen
queer
>girl
>only grill on the board
wrong!
I forgot that im the alpha male of bant
Soz
>alpha
Keep telling yourself that, mate.
Check out these guns
even my arms are bigger than yours
Is that bad?
Reeee
open bob
>Unzips boob
me on the right funding a coup d'etat with dogecoin
a lot of people have called ritsu the king of Jow Forums. i wonder when someone is gonna call me the *something* of Jow Forums
are the *something* of Jow Forums
show pussy
and you're not the only grill on this board you dummy!
i had a really good conversation about books yesterday with a grill, and a few days before that i spoke to a grill who posted tiddies which was nice.
i am king of Jow Forums ! and if i just need to look like a girl to win this then easy win
My nether regions are not to be shown
What if there is a King and Queen of Jow Forums?
then you're useless
he’s a dude he doesn’t have one
>King and Queen of Jow Forums
RITSU OG HANNER SITTER I ET TRE
no there is only one true leader! its me! the shogun! the tsar! the empress! the princess dictator of Jow Forums !!!!!
Nothing under the belt!
OMG NOOOOOO!
hmph your post history says otherwise
No it doesnt
ritsu be gentle with hanner.
the lewdest thing she has posted so far is nipps, but since shes a boy and boys nipples can't be lewd i doesn't count.
Can you guys just fuck and marry already?
din dumme lille homo!!!!!! *slår deg på rompa*
umm yes it counts. nipples are erogene zones for both genders. so hmph
do a handstand then post dick
sorry i am in a threeway marrige with God and destiny
Ew no
Handstands are gross
HANNER YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED TO ANY OF MY POSTS
I WANT ATTENTION
u what?
you think a queen who doesnt respond to the cries of a peasant deserves to be royalty? i am true high king of Jow Forums
I didn't wanna dignify your shipping posts
So what will you do with the trannie. Will you have the Ice Cream Maid send her to the Guillotine?
*him
Made a typo
*big hug*
i knew you were the most righteous leader of Jow Forums!
hanner wants to redistribute the wealth but doesn't want to redistribute the (you)s.
no. i will send the tranner into my torture chamber. there i will tickle tranner until it asks for forgivenes
yes this!!!!!
Hahahaha you unconsciously think of me as a girl~
What a looser
Well I didn't vote for you
That's how monarchies work
Pretty sure tickles are against the Geneva convention
h-hanner post voice
your just a pretender im the real king. *scratches you*
so who do I serve and worship? who is the true monarch?
to bad. im not feeling very humane at the moment
i think there is going to be a civil war. since i'm a capitalist piggie i'm gonna be a private contractor uwu
I thought we were an autonomous collective
vocaroo.com
My voice is shit and im still training it...
we need a strong leader at the top of the food chain, but who is it? who's the queen of r/banter?
We have to have a civil war for it
woah you sound sooo shy. i'm really shy too so its alright.
*pats head*
*pat pat*
my voice is shit too but hey dont worry about it. im sure you become better one day too
post feet with timestamp has my namefag
>ritsu being nice to hanner
cute
No, you not Mrs Norime been here for day one and if all way watching. She juat not an attention whore like you and this thread
You’re not Swedish.
You want to have a civil war for the crown or do you just want to marry this trannie and you both will be the King and Queen of Jow Forums
Im pretty sure im swedish
>You’re not Swedish.
us nords are really good at english. trust me.
everyone keeps saying that
i dont wanna kill the tranner and civil war might just be bad for the economy. i dont know
want to paint hanners toes while she sits on her bant throne
Id like them orange thank you very much
ew
>orange
ew bad taste. also
>coloring nails
gaeeeeeeeeeee
You don’t sound like it.
I see
Alright, then the only other option is to marry it and you both rule as the king and queen.
we should let fate decide! let's throw a coin or some shit, we need an answer right fucking now!!
Thanks i guess
>marries
>have my special ops ninja units kill her
>claim that the murder was from one of the nobles leading a oppisistion towards me
yes of course lets marry hanner!
i got declared the village idiot by some serb
I thought you said you didn’t want to kill Tranner. Well you do you man.
i thought monarchs rule by divine right and stuff?
we need to democraticali elect a god of Jow Forums who can then choose the king of bint
make a strawpoll and include all prominent regulars. we will decide this once and for all.
i upgrade you to royal jester
make king ritsu giggle
i hereby give you the honorable title of court jester
(thats only a lie)
ok! you're the god now! so who's the righteous ruler?
lmao. u posted it before i did.
no that's gay and your gay
Well have fun being King and having the Ice Cream maid.
i will
i will come to earth in human form and rule over the bantoids
those who reject my message of love and peace will be slaughtered mercilessly and burn for eternity
we accept you as the true deity, how do we worship your majesty?
you are no girl
justr a gay dude
There is only one girl on the internet.
a hole is a hole amirite *stares at your butt*
ritualistic helicopter duels in a gladiatorial arena
now that's a god I can worship