Happy Day

*munch* *munch*
-oh! Hello anonemouse!
How are you squeaking today on this cheerful thursday?
Any plans for the upcoming weekend?
Be assured you can rest easy on this small niche of the banterer society~

Nice videos for today:
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nigger

Hiya!

hey oracle

hey

orccl yuukl helo have a nice evening

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Yuuka mouse

Yuuka mouse

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>gunza ID
Im sure this is a word somewhere!
Hey ho fast person!
Howdy and welcome!
Welcomed and checked!
Hello trips brit~
Howdy partdner! How is your cup today? half full or half empty?
Thankt Poly the bulgarian, how many days of trip you still have?
Yuuka mouse
More like
Yuuka Hamtaro

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hello brazil fren
how are you?
are you having a good Thursday?

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how are you doing today?

half empty

I died of cringe

AAAAAH

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I am doing very well!
Vacations are the best part of the year, fueled by snacks games and beer this is truly a joy to wake and sleep every day!
I am doing very very good!
Hardest decisions to take is to open or not open a bag of chips
I will probably do it very soon tho
Then pour some more orange juice in it and be happy buddy!
Speaking about juices, have you ever tried carrot juice? Its surprisingly tasty and healthy!
RIP Dr
Press F to pay respecc
How are you doing today, sharpening your knifes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa
Important poster passing by, everyone give him some space

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nope,i will do it tomorrow morning, nothing is better then english breakfest tea and smell of frest anglo blood

Oh my what a curious blend of liquids!
By the way, i've seen this quite a lot in many places, what is an "anglo"? I reckon it is related to anglo-saxons but the practical definition escapes me

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>be happy buddy
my brain won't let me
>have you ever tried carrot juice?
no

nice, things are doing good over here too, things are calm, kots are happy, and next conquest is being planned. which star system should we "visit" next?

good

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anglos are Canadians, Amerifarts, English men...
tl;dr. where people speak english

tommorow am going bacc, will be in polan on monday, I'll go visit Dracula's castle on my way there (I will becom vampir)

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Anglos have done nothing wrong

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Hi Oracle, going on an adventure for a bit, I'll be back a lil l8r.

Try some brain softener like beer!
It makes things easier to accept
But not overdose on alcohol because it then magnifies the bad decisions!
What are our options, Kotptain?
How about you?
How are things on your hemisphere of our dear oblate spheroid?
And why would you like their blood with tea?
Also how do you manage to get a steadly influx of those kind of people in your country?
!!!
So many titles
The Poly Bulgarian >romania vampir of many travels and duccs
Have safr trips and enjoy the last moments on your current flag!

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simple, take a look up and pick a star. I'd say the world is our oyster, but there are much grander scales at work

>drink alcohol
>still feel like shit

I'm nice, weather it's 18°C so is cool outside. Work is going hard, but I'll have time in the evening to watch some anime and browse Jow Forums.
How is the weather there?

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The patcho of knowledg
Thanks patcho
squeeeeeak
Understood!
Be back safe and sound pal!
The fourth one then!
Because why not!
>quote someone
>smirk and not feel alone on this world
Anime and chon!
What a arguably nice combo
Weather is quite sunny today but chill in br standards, 23º now but morning was about 15 which is low enough to chill all cats and make then infiltrate our beds in search for body heat

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the fourth one it is! 'tis conquest time.

When in doubt, remember the good and gold times of the past
Somewhere there lies the secret of not giving up
And standing straight
And going forward

Those are some long ways of reminding you
Of what you probably know by now~

ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵐᶦᶰᵈᵉʳ
youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
youtube.com/watch?v=MehLyaZIs-U
youtube.com/watch?v=_JIR_5-qwoQ
ᴵᵐᵖᵒʳᵗᵃᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
pastebin.com/MYwpDn8Z

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rembered!

You have cats? how many?
I will!

12!
We had some losses this year tho
But they are all fluffy, well treated and fat~

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Remberedd

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whoa, ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ ʸᵘᵘᵏᵃᵐᵒᵘˢᵉ
Aeiou Oracle!

I'm lonely.

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please kill me

Hello there. I am tired with life

well
i went to london
got trapped there
barely ate or drank and it was hot af
feel like shid
brain is shidded
body is shidded
but at least i have my passport so its okay, and all
is
ᵍᵒᵒᵈ

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rember~

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Hello there. I am tired of myself.
Hello there, I think we might have something mutual.
If that's you Cowby, I want to tell you that I went to the gym and felt like going through hell, with a great sense of no progression and overall few "why's" ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ᶫᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᶰʸ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ⋅
You said that you are disgusted by how weak you paint yourself in yar mind, but..
Have you ever tried going to the gym with a mindset just to unwind a bit, even if you feel rather tired mentally, rather than going there with hopes for better tomorrow? Not awaiting something non-stop makes it feel easier all the time. Today I also met some fat dude that went on a treadmill a few minutes after me and started with something around 11 km/h. I was fearing if he won't collapse or something but he kept going and kept going and did not stop for thirty minutes straight.
What the fuck are those people made of, I don't know, but dude must have heart of a horse.
Oh and if you aren't Cowboy then pardon my entire long-post.
Would an Internet conversation make you feel any better~?
If that's you Klems, then I guess I have already responded to this post ( ´ ▽ ` )b
How can you even get trapped in UK and how could it be hot and thirsty in an underwater city.
rmrbr

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yeah its me

well, i didnt account for our dogshit-tier transport system so i ended up being late for the train back to where i live
i needed to call everyone i know to get enough money transferred to get back without being in debt to a bank because travelling from one end of the uk to the middle of it is actually bery expensive
very dumb
thirsty because i spent most of today running around
in a
ᴺᴼᵀ ᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿᵂᴬᵀᴱᴿ
city
so uh yes

i managed to get my passport tho
which
is
noice

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Aeiou bizzy the busy business!
Such
d e t e r m i n a t i o n
even in failure
I will treasure this picture
thanks
Nay
>barely ate or drank and it was hot a
All is good
ALl will be great
DoNT wORrY

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>got late for a 300 dollar train
ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
Why u need a passport for? Or more importantly, why you needed to travel for that passport to the capital?

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Hope all of you have a good day...


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Danish citizenship. Need to travel to embassy of denmark in london to actually get the passport
only emergency passport for now because is short notice, but i'll get the big boy passport mailed to me soon as well


it is
oKaY!!
i have eaten
drank
and now i relax
heck ye

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Well, I.. don't really know what to say but - you know.
If you want something we are here (´・ω・`)
Do you have a free day from work tomorrow?

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Cringe

you too, hope you’re doing alright man

Remembered!

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Whaaat, you are going to be a citizen of two nations? How did you get Danish one, aren't there tests and criteria for that like in Germany?

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You too SHIT POST
m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdcd08XWRs

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rember

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Aeiou oracle

Aeiou Ireland o/
You doing well today?
Oila, good evening Gyate!

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Yeah I do have free time.
You know I think is going to be okay and I feel lighter. After last night. Now I need keep on moving forward and have high hopes. He will be a happy memory and live on forever in my memory.
Nice song

youtube.com/watch?v=b1cLi5gk4t4

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I'm doing alright, about to go to sleep soon though
Thanks shit post, I hope your day was good too

No one has to be in pain anymore. Stay safe, SHIT POST.
Same in maybe an hour.

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that’s a good way of thinking about it, you’ll always have those good memories with you

I don't know.
My cousins made a plan for a trip.
They invited everyone to it even their friends expect for me.
So now i'm alone with my boomer parents.

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When you're at your lowest point in your life and feel so numb. When you don't feel any emotions and stay awake at night starring blankly at the ceiling. You're not empty, devoid of emotions. Once you remember the pain of losing a love one, remember how it made you feel sad. It is that sadness you begin to remember the good times you had with them that you remember what happiness feels.


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I gotta go for now.
Have a good day and night.

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U2.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=l1IVZpk_rVo

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Have a good night and bless you, kind legend.

thanks, sleep well king

i want to have sudden diarrhea in my pants in a public area with a lot of people in the area and have the shit leak out of my pants and into my socks and onto the ground and have it stink so bad that the only way to contain the stink would be to eat it

unbased and jacksonpilled

>1 post by this ID.
Stupid way of doing a mark against ones character.. I can understand you hating them, but really?

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>8368032
>8368037
Provide secured trip.

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i saw pants shits and accused them of being jackson
what do i need a trip for

>8368076
Provide secured trip or you're full of shit.

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I am a bit late to the party but with my extremely high level deductive skills I have figured out I need to press F for the SP doggo

Are your parents disappointed because of that or is it all pain of not being accepted?
Because if both, then it shmucks.
Try to convert that feeling into a whip that will make you learn something positive - you seem to have some free time on your hands, unfortunately I cannot really recommend you any courses per say.
Remembered~
Cqt Belgium saves the day, good night Cqt Belgium o/

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Nah, it’s me, Elliot Rodger. It’s fine though.

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now what

>8368103
Nothing, that's not his trip you cut-rate no-skill failure.

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i dont understand what the fuck you are talking about
i saw a post about pants shits
i accused that person of being jackson
are you so dense that you cannot follow the events

>8368114
That person was also you and an impersonator. A character smear. Defend yourself. Will the real desu please stand up? With secured trip?

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incorrect
that person did not even mention jackson
i will not deny smearing jackson as i do enjoy doing so
not mentioning him when slurring him would be counter productive
the post i replied to is not one i can take credit for
but mention pants shits and i will call you yonkers
that is how it goes

He doesn't do that. You replied to a ghost.

you know what I really enjoy is some good old pants shits

both.
I just don't wanna be lonely.
My cousins were my only irl friends so now I feel extremely lonely.

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this isnt helping
what ghost

call me yonkers motherfucker

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wrong flag
pants shits
only 50 percent accurate

Just don't. You came to the guy who knows most people around here with this..

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do you come with an instruction manual
with this what

I will settle for semiyonkers but that is my final offer

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yonkers with a semi
awful
unbased and new york areapilled but probably in one of the more jewy regions

are you talking about the car or the dick rigidity status
or can we perhaps settle for both

Be nice. Easy enough. Let this board to become what it was meant to be. If he's gonna be b& for weird ass pron dumping then he will be. Just let the pieces fall as they may for a bit.

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is he even old enough to drive
he will punch holes in the window like his wall

You're seriously the most autistic person on r/banter twonkers

it isnt against the rules though
when a dog is bad you must put his face in it and tell him no

I still feel sorry for you

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Because my mum's danish, and i lived there for three years lul, i'm already a danish citizen i just needed a new passport cause i lost my old one

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if a macjin can make onhundred donuts and makes one hunderd machine ans donyts how kany donuts does it make wjen it ten mavhines make donura im 10 minuets?

what