Serious question

Will anyone from Jow Forums be participating?

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i'll let you in on something, area 51 is secretly run entirely by us based romanians and the americunts don't know a thing. this is just another opportunity to pwn 544k am*rican dogs

Why would I want to go back there? OH SHI~

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this place is a huge fucking lie you know they got people trapped there and doing sick shit and cover it up like its secret tech

you know only like 20 shizoids are actually gona show up and get themselves killed lole

50 years ahead in technology my ass where's the fucking saucers? ROSWELL was 19 4 fucking 7 WHERE THE FUCKING SAUCERS?

it's about time you niggers actually storm something other than a 7-11

I believe the whites with power actually take small children and do things to them cause that's an American thing fucking rapist

that would imply setting foot on american soil which is against everything I stand for

People are going to get shot over a concept testing military base. The real aliens are in area 52

Jow Forums is American based.

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>you browse the internet with your feet
genius level american education

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why do 544k people want to break into my house

they want that boipukki

Your lucky I like your chocolates nigga

I'm sure all of those people will actually be going

wait until you hear what we make them from

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why haven't you told us yet

the answer may surprise you

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Your mom ate them

Are you saying most of them will pussy out?

Bet my ass half of those are schizophrenic inbred dixie neckbeards posting on Jow Forums but i guess their deaths won't be a big loss

I would if I lived in the west coast. Midwest fag in flyover state feels bad.