Today the bobkot ate 4 of my chickens.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought the chicken coop was secured.
Guess I'll be busy all day working on the trap.
Bobkot ate my chickens again
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fuck chickens
Legal in Canada
how did he get in
this is what happens when liberals take their guns
they get eaten
4 chickens? holy shit how much can that thing eat?
you are probably going to have to shoot it op
>4 KIA
>hurr durr imma make a trap which will take me weeks
You know damn well what needs to be done in order for your property to be safe.
Do it faggot. Do I need to come up there to show you how to be a man?
Shoot the fucking bobkot.
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from this part. my dad covered it in the morning.
crime scene 1
crime scene 2.
crime scene 3
based bobkot
Brutal
the bodies.
You both need to stop and nut up.
I'm being dead ass serious right now.
Why are you spending days building a complex trap when you can rig a shotshell tripwire trap with some simple bait? He's a fucking bobkot not a mad genius.
(you) should be the mad genius
Look you want a trap to remove moral responsibility and try to skirt the law? Fine but KEEP IT SIMPLE STOOPID.
=Game ender bobkot trap=
1 chicken
1 cage
1 mouse trap
assorted screws
PVC pipe
fishing line
Pliers
Screwdriver
Hot glue gun
Chicken wire or cheese cloth
Preferred shotgun shells (12g birdshot would be best)
>Assemble pic related
>dig a short 1 foot deep by 1 foot wide by 5 feet long trench on your property
>place chicken in cage
>put the cage at the end of the trench
>install either chicken wire or cheese cloth (for best effect) around the opening of the cage
>rig the entire trench with your traps
>you can embed them in the walls of the trench for maximum low profile survivalist feel
>place last trap just outside of chicken wire perimeter facing direction bobkot will come
>open cage door to fool bobkot
>bobkot comes and sees chicken in trench
>can't get him from the top
>or the sides
>or the back because trench
>gotta go in through the trench
>bobkot follows trench or tries to kitty climb from the top (you could put a trap there too tree limb rope traps are very easily concealed)
>one of the tripwires is in his way
>bobkot is too dumb to know
>paints the trench
>premade grave for bobkot
Why are you making this more complicated than it needs to be spending more money?
NOOOOOO
where the criminal struck.
Bobkot attacked the victims in their neck.
(my uncle holding the dead chicken.)
Good luck?
jesus...
you must leave meat and milk at the door of the henhouse every night to satisfy bobkot and protect your family, when you have children transmit this tradition or your family will be eaten by hungry bobkot
.-°praise bobkot°-.
How do you know it wasn't a fox?
This though.
Just fucking do it OP or else the kot gods' punishment will continue.
>8372345
Because I've seen the bobkot.
also, I'm not (you)ing furry degenerates such as yourself
just nuke the fucker
make exploding chickin
explode bobkot
Make a ritual to open a portal to summon a chicken spirit for protection, but the bobkot maybe was a Native American spirit monster girl all along and transforms in her humanoid form back and will fight anime battle against chicken
bobkot deserves punishment. kill it. they took something you love and desecrated your coop. find where bobkot lives, kill every. single. one. this is your destiny now.
It will continue. Bobkot god is probably too smart for them to keep plugging up holes and dodging the issue. He's a metaphor for how weak and disconnected they are from reality.
They're so dumb they can't even into basic animal trapping. God help them if they had to be survivalists in a SHTF scenario.
For The Glory Of Bobkot! Let the hunt commence!
Poor chickens.
bobkot: 5
h*man : 0
Yeah. Just think about it, anons will tell tales of the terrifying bobkot and how OP was a hero for destroying the menacing beast with his superior human intellect
alright so I completed the trap.
I really hope it will work smoothly.
the trap that I built doesn't really need more than 1 or 2 days to complete.
I was just depressed and and busy to complete it.
Post pic of it?
>The Bobcat is a medium sized cat with a ruff of fur around the sides of the face. They weigh between 13-30 pounds, stand 21 inches high and are 30-50 inches long
>bigcatrescue.org
This is not a strong or terrifying creature either. Notice that it's happening to the most beta bitch boy on bant too. If this was happening to me that bobkot would've been properly ventilated and I'd be posting its corpse with me eating its heart and cooking its young.
>1 or 2 day
Bitch I could've had that bobkot dead in 1 to 2 HOURS. This is pathetic. Even a simple snare or pitfall trap should take only a couple hours. By the next morning you should be eating that fucker.
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God bless the bobkot.
I'll do it once I catch it.
well tough boi. I ill not look around for some big kot. I have no way of tracking it and hunt it down.
Nah trust me, this is no ordinary bobkot. This is one that has chosen a fight with a Jow Forumsicoot and it must be put down.
The sooner this happens, the sooner we can praise him for keeping the bobkot away from our chickens too.
Alright keep us posted. This is gonna be a great story for the r/banter library.
also, for some reason my doggo went alone to the small forest and kept digging under this tree for no reason.
Alright, will do.
aww cute puppy
very cool.
This summer I will put an end to the bobkot.
>This is one that has chosen a fight with a Jow Forumsicoot and it must be put down.
I have said it before and I'll say it again. The bobkot is a wild animal that would show no mercy if it were to attack user or his family and they should show it no mercy in return as it has already shown that it is willing and able to take a life most precious to the family. Their retribution should be swift and unforgiving.
>well tough boi.
Yeh I am pussy boi.
>I have no way of tracking it in spite of my ancestors who were literal small brained retards incapable of comprehending modern tracking methods
>I can't do something people have been doing for thousands of years
You might as well just say you're fucking retarded. Here fuccboi.
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Track that fucker.
Shoot him in his bitch face.
Cut out his heart and eat it to gain his power.
blessed blogposting normoid overcompensating again
I'll be waiting for the sequel then
btw since you know a lot of this stuff, I wanna ask you.
my dog went to the small forest that is near the house and kept on digging under this fallen tree.
do you know any reason why?
>since you know a lot of this stuff
Yeh. Doggo has found something or is trying to tell your retard ass something and knows you're a retard. Flip the log over. Inspect the log. Try to figure out what he's seeing that's so important to him. If it's recent behavior he's found something in relation to your bobkot escapades and wants to help like a goo boi but again knows you're retarded.
He could have found a dead birb or a piece of one of your chickens that bobkot left there.
If it's old behavior he does a lot then he likes a smell on the log or in the soil. If he's digging then it might mean there's grubs or something under it he wants to get at but can't flip it over so he digs.
He a smart boi watch him and think like him den you know what he wants.
Lmao I tried and I can't.
The log is like 24 feet
and heres the ritual itself
If he's been doing it a long time then there's probably grubs in that log or bugs under it he wants to get at. There's something under it he likes or he likes the feel of the soil to dig in.
Dogs are complex.
Again if it's recent behavior since your bobkot attacks he's trying to tell you something.
It's recent.
are you ready to play borderlands, friend
nobody cares about your bobkot
Wrong! I care!
Yeah, you and your circklejerk. Why can't you let the ID just die for once?
wrong
Goodboi found something and you need to start carefully inspecting the area and letting him lead you to bobkot. Dogs will do things like this when their owners are in distress. Some of them call fall back on instinct to track and hunt prey. In fact he's probably better at tracking than you are. To track bobkot you just need to read the earth to recognize a fresh activity from old activity (very hippy of you Normie). A fresh track will still have a small amount of dirt around it from the splash he created when he went through. Older tracks will have obvious wear and be faded. Tree branches are another thing to follow when tracks get sparse in areas with things like heavy undergrowth. Fresh bends and breaks will have some moisture left in them which means they can be anywhere from 1-5 hours old. Older breaks and bends will be obviously dying in the broken parts and are over 24 hours old. Lastly feces is very useful if the trail starts to get cold. Bobkot might have had to grunt one out while ducking you. Learn to identify tracks and feces. His diet will change and have lots of feathers in it. If you can go out innawoods you could track him based on his feces alone or at least get a sense of his usual location. Potentially catch him with his pants down on a game trail.
Either way doggo is a good boi and you should let him help you. He's pissed at bobkot too.
go back to your self-made containment board, ralsei
off yourself kotfag
whenever you say ralsei i think of you insulting the actual goat boy
never say that again
>he thinks bobkot is about kot id
this is like that time he thought
>imagine the smell
was created just for him
I care
Don't make me piss on you again y*nkers
kill yourself (((Ralsei)))
The postal dude sounding guy. I remember you.
I can't be pissed on, though.
I am not suicidal. :)
Fuck off already (((((((((jewsriel))))))))))) and stop shitting up the bobkot thread.
This is a fun story that's blessed Jow Forums for awhile, can't you sit down and have a little fun here for once? If you can't do that, at least put your name back on so we can properly filter you.
>ashleyfag
oh no no no no no
But seriously, I'm immune to piss, bitch! I'm a fucking feline god for crying out loud! How the fuck do you still manage to seethe over me, ashleyfag?
holy shit you are ugly af
>f-f-fuck off and stop s-shitting up the bobkot thread
i'm doing gods work and that is to stop this thread from existing
>duhhhh a stupid autistic id is a fun story and blessed
it's not a fun story because it's being shilled by fags like (you)
>put your name back on so we can filter you
no but I can however filter your tripcode to see how you like it
dude you literally got pissed on epic style, you literally cant get more btfoed than that
i never got btfo'd. little did y'all know, that i was immune.... to everything that stands in my way.
I would love to never get any responses from you, real talk.
Do you have any tools you can use to pull it along, like log tongs or something?
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Seriously you fucks. I do not come to Jow Forums all day everyday just to encounter this bad luck bullshit.
It's just like a broken record. The. Same. Fucking. Treatment. I. Get.
You need to stop being obsessive over me already, for god's sake.
It's hurting your brain. It's hurting yourself. Imagine how your family would feel if they were to ever find out you do this shit to one user that literally did nothing to you?
ok seether
gigajeff
the only thing this image is missing is le dank forced face
I really really really like this image
lmao
ugly
i can't say it to your face because i don't want to meet a neet like (you). hell, even my cat gods (like myself) agree with me haha
>The. Same. Fucking. Treatment. I. Get
Have you tried not pissing on everyone else's fun and being a general attentionwhore? I hear the board quality goes up tenfold and you're, dare I say it, able to have FUN here.
i don't want to have fun over an autistic id.
>Have you tried not pissing on everyone else's fun and being a general attentionwhore?
pissing on someone's fun? i wish. i just gotta meet someone like (you) and piss on 'em.
attention whoring? no such thing. i do not (in no way) act like one.
the bobkot is going to eat you
you’re pretty fat so you won’t taste the greatest but you’ll nourish him for weeks
>do this shit
pants shits
You don't want to meet me because I'd punch your fucking face in you mentally deranged child
it's not an ID thread you autistic dildo
>over an autistic ID
You clearly haven't read a single post in this thread outside the ones replying to you.
>pissing on someone's fun? i wish
You're doing that right now.
>attention whoring? no such thing.
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If that's not a cry for attention and (You)s then I don't know what is, jackson from yonkers.
wtf that's him?
what a creep.
>the bobkot is going to eat you
i can't be eaten! i'm made of plush, ice cream and strongness......
Nah you won't. You're like the other fags. You threaten all the time, and it never happens or affects them.
you mean kitty god
Man, I love the taste of someone seething while hidden.
Yes but he deletes the posts immediately so the mods don't ban him like they used to.
No, I only delete them so nobody (AND I MEAN NOBODY) else can find it immediately
He has clear mental problems but won't admit to them. It's best just to ignore him but he always attempts to fight back despite how disgusting and defective of a person that he is. Wish he kept his name so I could filter him again
Haha, in all honesty you kids are fuckin' hilariously awful. Just like this thread.
so leave the thread
also you forgot to bump, yonkers
dude, you are disgusting.
a subhuman.
i'll leave the thread once it hits 300 replies.
i don't bump threads worshipping proclaimed culture autism like (((bobkot)))
>a subhuman
>disgusting
Not really. I don't have a subscribing fetish.
I wouldn't want to waste all my time trying to subscribe to the whole community on (yoou)tube.