I caught the the shit who was eating my chickens

newfag.

This is not a bobkot it's a raccoon.

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Hm.
I wonder what a raccoon couldve been doing in the area

eating chicken

Lel. Oh well.

it was this little guy killing your chickens all along?

It hunt at night.
but this is probably the criminal who ate 4 chickens yesterday since it was able to get inside a small opening in the chicken coop.

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i'm not sure now.
I remember seeing a bobkot around the area and saw it next to the chicken coop 2 weeks ago.
it probably was both.

then i guess its time to put that fucker down

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shut up

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what if it wasn't?
you don't want to kill an innocent animal!

are you going to kill the raccoon? seems way easier to trap than a bobkot

No. I’ve seen the damage to the chickens. Raccoons aren’t capable of that damage.

you never know though, if a raccoon is hungry enough it can devastate chicken populations.

Crucify the racoon

My dad shot and killed it.

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He did not deserve a peaceful death

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raccoon's sacrifice for bobkot will not be forgotten

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Inb4 chickens keep dyijg

now post pics with your dick in it

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Fuck that raccoon, your dad is based

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rip little criminal.

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hopefully its not in vain

sad

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trips for the fallen
hopefully no more chickens die

this was the trap I used.
The whole chicken coop was a trap.

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Are you going to feast on it or something? M
That Mousetrap Monday guy likes to eat wild animals like this

Good job man
We need laws against wild animals trespassing on human propriety

Free him

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Too late for that lol

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It's pretty simple trap 2bh.

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His soul was already freed from his body

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Are you gonna eat it?

no, why would I eat what the raccoon killed?

the racoon not chicken

no, that's disgusting.

Well if that’s all I’ll be adding the archive of this thread to my list and going to bed.
Goodnight OP, may your chickens sleep in peace as well

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many souls in pain behind that grids

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your waifu deserved it

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shite. this is the end. and also a raccoon.

No, like I said there is a bobkot around. I saw him too. It isn't something unusual since there are a lot of wild animals here.

Up

And where did you put the other chickens?

So cuuute

Poor raccoon. Why did your dad end his live?

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Goodbye jojo

I need an epilogue

The raccoon was the real villain in this history?

The bobkot was planning all of this in the mail shadows?

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they lost the chikins
redneck need to eat something

murderer

F furry mcthievy hands
you fought the good fight but lost against the most primitive of mammals
the american

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We put them inside the house thaymt is inside the chicken coop and locked the door. Observe the chicken coop and you'll see.
Cuz it probably was the one that killed 4 chickens after yesterday.
We aren't redbecks.

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>probably
You and your dad should've took the raccoon to another location to roam freely. May he rest in peace, make a grave for that raccoon.

That's what I said but my dad just put it inside a box and throw it away in the small forest near us. He told me so that other animals would eat it.

A raccoon is 100% capable of doing this. Much more likely than a bobkot because raccons are bolder. I suspected a raccon from the start, but I wanted to believe bobkot had graced this world
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welp, since no animal bothered to eat the raccoon, my father just dug a hole and put the raccoon in it and burned it.

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Haha :)))

waste of bullets

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I do believe it was a bobkot at the start.
since raccoons are nocturnal and hunt at night.
I had chickens getting eaten in the morning. I even saw a bobkot near the chicken coop. when it saw me it ran.

Oh shit, right, didn't you make a post about you almost catching a bobkot but your sister left the gate open?

yeah but it wasn't at the gate.
it was at the backyard and I had it cornered. behind the bobkot was a backdoor. She opened the door and startled the bobkot and made a run for it.

vengeance has been served...

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faggot

Now are you going to eat him?
You can't just kill something and not eat it. That would be a waste.

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why would I eat a raccoon?

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Sacrifice

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So, are you going to shoot the bobcat now?

cursed thread delet

Kill it and use its body as bait for the bobkot

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you should take the corpse to a taxidermist and have it preserved as a trophy

funny enough my dad thought the same thing.
but he didn't want to ruin the chicken coop with the raccoon corps. besides we still have 3 chickens left.
That won't be much of a trophy.
there is nothing amusing about a raccoon trophy.

>besides we still have 3 chickens left.
damn
lucky they're so expendable
did you have them for very long?

youtu.be/ltAxoW7ltok
"HOW MANY WASTED LIVES?
HOW MANY DREAMS DID FADE AWAY?
BROKEN PROMISES
THEY WON'T BE COMING HOME

OH MOTHER WIPE YOUR TEARS
YOUR SON WILL REST A MILLION YEARS
FOUND HIS PEACE AT LAST
AS FOE TURN TO FRIEND AND FORGIVE

AND THEY KNEW THEY WOULD DIE

G A L L I P O L I !

LEFT THEIR LETTERS IN THE SAND

SUCH WASTE OF LIFE

G A L L I P O L I !"

>there is nothing amusing about a raccoon trophy
There is absolutely everything amusing about a raccoon trophy. A trophy is meant to represent a great achievement, so the idea of a relatively pathetic creature's death being heralded as a mighty trophy would be seen as amusing due to its absurdity.
It is also funnier when someone explains it in detail, as are all jokes.

say that to my dead cockroach trophy

we had them like month ago.
we are planning on getting a roster.
We are talking about an animal that you can find it in your local trash can. I don't see why would I waste money on such animal into a trophy.

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Are you buying more?

Why are his lights still on?

youtu.be/IOLZgGpievs
"Here i am standing...
Darkness all around...
Taking my last breath...
The air is cold as ice...

No one close to hear my voice...
Did not leave me with a choice...
Heaven will you wat for me...?"

"WILL I FIND A WAY?
WILL I FIND A PLACE?
WILL YOU LET ME GO IN PEACE?
WILL I FIND A WAY to the other side...?"

"Sad are memories from the life i lived
Cannot go on...
Cannot go further...
It has to end right here...

For the things that i have done...
All the girls i lost and won...
Let me rest in peace at last..."

"WILL I FIND A WAY?
WILL I FIND A PLACE?
WILL YOU LET ME GO IN PEACE?
LEAVE BEHIND THOSE DARK DAYS

NOW I ASK AGAIN
WILL YOU HEAR MY CRIES?
THEN YOU REALISE WHY OH WHY
I MUST FIND A WAY to the other side..."

They forgot to take the tail out

Fuck the raccoon. Nevertheless, the Legend of Bobkot was born...

But you could put him in a funny pose, like picking his nose.

I would love to.

Or him fingering his ass