Don't comment unless you watch the whole video

wric.com/news/local-news/chesterfield-family-fends-off-naked-intruder-who-claimed-to-be-the-devil/

Seriously, this is not possible. It's entirely made up.

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this is textbook angeldust. There are some great videos on youtube of people high on PCP, they are almost always naked and insanely strong with no real sense of pain.

How can someone miss what looks to be 16+ shots from his pistol in a row? Not to mention, what brought her down was a little kid stabbing her in the neck with a non-sharp object,

NOT POSSIBLE.

Lewis’ 12-year-old son Logan, shoved a wrench into her neck

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It's definitely weird, its strange that her name and race aren't published in the article.

>father shot at the nude woman invader 39 times
>misses all the shots

what? how fucking embarrassing. why did they even let her in? what a failure of a family, they should all kill each other

based Logan

Guess I'm not commenting then

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Just posting ITT to say I didn't watch the video at all.

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hahahahahahahaha

It's not even possible. He would have had to mag dump and reload during all of this, and still miss all shots. Fucking BS!!!

well on second though, maybe not the family, or the son at least since he ended up stopping her but absolutely the father, what the fuck man 30 shots thats LAPD/NYPD tier levels of incompetence, even worse desu

this is what his kid used to take the lady down. absolute mad lad

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buy a fucking VPN faggot they are stupid cheap

Thos, someone post a better link

VPN

This posting is why I come to Jow Forums

Sam and Dean Winchester are already on the case. Don't worry about it. It's likely a demon anyway.

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Anyone's ending digits their birth year?

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#PCPCHALLENGE

Really sounds like the father was trying everything to cover his ass to not make himself look like a failure of a father. One of his main roles in the house is the provide security for the family and he fucked that one up bad.

This. Looks like her sperged out and just blindly fired thinking he had hip fire perk from COD.

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>blue pony tail
>implying the devil would possess a triggered sack of cellulite

sloppy job, mossad

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39 warning shots? dad's a fucking retard. he ran out bullets and the mad lad son had to neckwrench the demon.

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i'm sorry I guess you all should have protested against the EU meme laws before they came in.

I bet it has a nice chunky rachet handle and the bit and socket fell off after he hit her.

its a tranny? name is "Ryan Doss" but has jawline/build of a woman

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The EU is a bunch of fags.

Use a VPN.

Nah, it's almost always a ghost.

youtube.com/watch?v=SYfJuW282_I

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Could be some ftm.

Yikes, bad post user. You were too lazy and poor to buy a VPN and check if 350million people could see your shitty link. Also, a memeflag, double-yikes.

Where is the video?

Where is the bloody gaping neck wound?

Back of the neck?

Fucking this

I use a VPN, others who can't see the link do not. You Fag.

Imagine firing 12 rounds point blank and not hitting once

Yea...........

Or it healed because literally a demon

>a little kid stabbing her in the neck with a non-sharp object

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recommend one please, burgerbro

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If someone on PCP comes into your house you better hit them with at least one of the twelve bullets you fire.

lmao it was actually 39 rounds? and not a single hit? jesus man have the wife handle the gun

As soon as I heard blue ponytail, I knew it was a troubled person, obviously on some fucked up drugs.

I'm disgusted and impressed. Pussy cuck dad had to be relieved of his manhood by his 12 year old son

indeed

In Germany subscribing to a VPN or enrypting can be considered 'probable cause' for a police raid.

>She wasnt shot
kek what the fuck is this and if this cucks wife can hold her down and beat her than she most certainly didnt have the strength of 4 men unless if his wife has the strength of 5 men

Jesus fuck.

39 shots to "try and scare" her.
This dad is a complete failure!!
If after 2 shots she ain't running away scared, you start aiming to wound & kill!
This guy put his entire family at risk because he simply wouldn't shot at the woman directly.

In a perfect and just world he should get to fuck his mom and sister(s) if he has any. And the dad has to watch as punishment for being such a cuck.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who practices with firearms to use targets resembling the human figure instead to help with this mental block when the situation arises.

I would shoot to wound but in this case you'd need to headshot, seems she/he was pretty high. family are lucky she/he wasn't armed

>watch this video
>no direct link to video
>blocked
>just buy a VPN
not my problem and this is why we need to leave the EU

Demonic speed. Never shoot at the blur. You have to think like they do, embrace Satan within your heart, and aim at where they're going to be rather than where they were.

>>Fired 39 rounds
Did he reload three times or five times?

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>use opera not jewgle chrome or fagzilla
>new private window
>enable vpn

Sauce?

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He didn't run this time.

I used to live in the area, not at all surprised.

>birth year
>54
Boomer detected.

>first night in the new house; everyone is asleep, except the father who is downstairs
ok
>a kerfuffle starts downstairs
tell me more...
>between the father - and a naked women
OK, I'm listening now!
>she was crazy
I hear you, I had an ex-girlfriend like that
>she attacked me and started smashing shit
maybe this IS my ex-gf
>father fires 39 shots misses EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. despite her being in the same fucking room
lolwut?
>little boy "stops" the demon by touching a socket wrench to her neck
LOLWUT?
>mother says "She ruined our family"
odd choice of words - not "our lives", but "our family", the structure that binds us as a family

Yeah, thinking this is an affair or a hooker.

It's over for you. Your government is burning all the books. Soon you won't even know what is happening on the outside.

ΝordVPN is hyped these days

but if you're a poorfag like me, install the opera browser, find the "VPN" icon on the bar, and choose a location within the US.

it's not really a VPN, only a proxy, but works.
(Cannot post on the chenz tho)

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54 would be Generaton X (1960-1975), not Boomer(1945-1960)

>poorfags unite
thanks based bifteki bro, will do

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and completely dilated pupils, so black eyes.

So OSX and Windows 10 Pro are banned in Germany?

Boomer is '46-'65
Gen X is '66-'80
Gen Y '81-'94
Gen Z '95-'04

>Her name is Ryan

If you use Opera it has a VPN one click function integrated even on mobile. Still no posting, but works for things like this.

Also, user assumes that was the post with the digits revealing birth year, and also assumes it was my own I spoke of.

you just assumed xirs gender

3 pistol reloads and no hit...wtf lol

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Maybe there was already a bullet holes in his neck

16 shoots, no dead

It is Kyle Odom all over again

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The only way I believe this shit is if it happened in Florida.

>"she had the strength of four grown men!" said they "man" with an obvious smoker's voice.
smoker = can't even handle a woman, can't shoot for shit either.

>I would shoot to wound

Results in a massive prison sentence in Burgerland.

If you have enough time to make carefully aimed "wounding shots" then it's argued that you were neither fearing immediate danger to your life, nor were in a state of serious panic, meaning it can be argued that your use of a firearm in the first place was unwarranted and therefore illegal.

"Shooting to wound", "warning shots", etc. have no basis in US legal code. Self-defense/Concealed Carry classes will tell you to unload every single bullet in the magazine into their center mass, even in cases where you know they're dead/down after 1-2 shots. If you do anything else you open yourself up to life-ruining criminal and civil prosecution.

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So, this must have actually been a demon. Who can miss 39 shots at close range? Who could dodge 39 shots at close range?

There are a number of things quite out of place about this story. One: County is mentioned but not city. Why? If this had actually happened, wouldn't the other residents of this town want to know about it? Why omit that in the report?

The man says she "charged with superhuman strength". Interesting choice of words. Makes no mention of a struggle or any physical contact whatsoever. How did he gauge this "strength"? Also, 39 shots. So he reloaded his weapon over and over, all while keeping a safe distance and no one getting shot for an extended period of time? If this woman displayed strength why the fuck didn't she grab that dude or his gun and how the fuck did he fire off that many rounds in the process?

Also the wife's account seemed real but the man's voice dubbed in on a mic with no video was weird.

There's a lot of fake stories like this going around with a few grains of truth in them. Usually the true ones aren't light on the details like this one.

Still, crazy story.

>dad fired dozen of rounds
>but even that didn't stop her
yeah because you have aim you fucking monkey

this might be a candidate for a dubious news story general

Douglas Coupland wrote Generation X about him and his peers. He coined the term Generation X.
He was born in 1961 and obviously has to be included as part of Generation X, therefore Generation X starts in 1960 or 1961.

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It all makes sense when you realize he was afraid to actually hit her so just magdumped into the air trying to scare her off.

The story is light on details because the son taking matters into his own hands is humiliating, and it explains the woman being hysterical saying she's afraid to go into a room alone. Yea, now she knows her husband can't and *won't* protect them even with a gun.

Epic browser - built in proxies
Tor or brave with tor
faggpt

Checked. So far this makes the most sense and explains missing the shots.

If you had a family in your home, would you mag dump 39 rounds to scare off a single woman intruder?

Think logically now....