i wanna get out of canada but i have no car or no job because i suck at interveiws and my criminal record (just drug possession but they were psychedelics). So im broke and jobless almost homeless and i want to be in the great old U S of A whats the easiest and cheapest way to get there?
I wanna get out of canada but i have no car or no job because i suck at interveiws and my criminal record (just drug...
Benjamin Turner
Adrian Baker
Canoe.
Liam Ross
Canoe.
Brandon Lopez
Canoe.
Cameron Gomez
i cant aford a canoe and i dont live near a river that connects to the states
Colton Richardson
Canoe with wheels.
Ayden Garcia
also i made lots of enemies and i think i might meet one via hitchhiking
Logan Richardson
still cant afford it
Nolan Morris
Where do you live as of now?
Ethan Richardson
a small town in northern ontario
Jacob Cook
swim
Caleb Carter
Hitch a ride with some mexicans going over the border.
Sebastian Kelly
most snow mexicans dont like the states so there wont be that many escapes
Landon Evans
Sorry, but I don't know.
You're too far north. Besides that, you'd have it harder in the US.
Try applying for NEETbux since that's your best hope.
Asher Evans
Oh oh oh oh I got an idea. Why don't you stay in your own country and find a way to make it work instead of trying to come shit up mine with your problems?
Doesn't that sound wild?
Ethan Garcia
Be a black muslim
John Gonzalez
nobody owns a country. the country owns them. and "my" country is shit
Isaac Williams
Stay in your own country shitbag. We're fucking full and you're just trying to import your problem children to our country in hopes we can make them better. We can but you don't deserve it if you can't make it there in the first place. You're not our problem lad and you need to stay where you're at.
Brandon Ward
I think travelling by bus is the cheapest. But if you get here, you'd be better than homeless, but still stuck as a poorfag without a visa, and only able to do manual labor jobs for cash like the illegals do.
I don't know. Isn't Canada's economy always weaker than the US'?
Colton Nguyen
just hike dude
Levi Allen
Come to us to Russia.
Luis Parker
What about me? I have a university degree and a trade ticket. Can I live there?
Eli Ramirez
>university degree
>trade ticket
Acceptable. At least you tried and succeeded. That degree proves you can at least take orders and fill out paperwork. That's really important with living in the US.
Ian Rivera
I'm a skilled electrician with 12 years in the trade and you guys have a shortage of electricians. Put in a good word for me. Thanks.
Henry Richardson
IBEW join up bro. Unions a best for electricians. I'll see you in the breaker room sparky.
Anthony Lopez
I'm already a brother. See you there, Normie.
Dylan Phillips
ITT: OP wants to canoe down the niagara falls to become fatter in america
Zachary Long
i am skin and bones at this point because i can barely afford food. i cant afford wi-fi at my apartment so i have to use mcdonalds wi-fi. im not blaming anyone in specific that im at this point but i know its not the best right now
Jayden Cooper
hmm... free health care tho
Jaxon Jackson
i barely go to the hospital and even if i do its for a mild checkup that i get once every 3 years
Elijah Gonzalez
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Robert Adams
by walking
Eli Fisher
i meant to tag these posts