Do you have a comfy bed user? if so can i sleep in it?

do you have a comfy bed user? if so can i sleep in it?

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you can sleep with the fishes, discordnigger

yes
no

but water is gae!
:(

Mine its pretty big, you can

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My bed is for my own use only
It is a single bed so you couldn't fit anyways

woah is it king sized? thankyu so much!
oke fine i can sleep in spains bed

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Yes.
No.

everyone keeps saying that

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then try "swimming" in a tar pit, maybe that'll work out in the end

But you can share a single bed together too.
Just lay on top of each other.

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BECAUSE ONLY BF GETS TO SHARE BED

Tha's gaye thoe

anone your being mean!
this!
well lets be friends.since we are both boys then we are boyfriends

you mean *you're, you illiterate fucktard

your a dummie. u canty even spell right

I have a comfy noose for your wittle neck!

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NO
*SMASHES COKE BOTTLE ON YOUR HEAD*

trying to compensate for your illiteracy by making lots of intentional mistakes, i see

my neck is big and stronk. try me
AHHHHHHHH owie!
i did? where are the mistakes?

right in front of me, and it bears the n*rwegian flag and carries a green tinted ID, suitable for all the vomit that's been spilled due to its grotesque appearance

>Peru
oke 3 world.

>n*rway
okay c󠛡uck world

no and it's fucking awful. I hate it so much.

awee :(
well i hope u get a better bed one day

Only if shit post is in my bed

i can shit in your bed but it wouldnt be shitpost. do u still accept?

gave up so easily, c󠛡uck?

Ew no >:(

im not a cuck. fuck me daddy

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owo

how about you go fuck yourself as it's the only chance you'll have, no right man or woman would touch the creature that is you

no, you fuck me

This is SHIT POST’s true form
Do you accept?

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If you looked like that then yes, but you don’t look like that so no.

>do you have a comfy bed user
No:(

No
That's not him because that's a meme. My shit post isn't that ugly, he's very cute.

no but i can fuck you
no fuck me!
REEEEEEEEEEEE God give me the form of astolfo so i can sleep in a comfy bed
i will pray to kami sama for you

i guess the BWRC claims all...

Disprove my post.

dumb
the heck is BWRC?

If you did you would lay on my bed with me and my ice cream wife which unfortunately doesn’t exist but let’s say she does in this world. And you can lay with a little blanket on you.

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My bed isn't really comfy but i'm ok with it.
But why not use your own bed?

you couldn't even fuck your own dick if you tried, you wimp

Lol.

that would sound nice. but ice cream girl probably would make me horny lole
i wanna see if other anons beds are comfier if so i wanna sleep in that bed
ok nerd

>MMF
H-hot

That sounds nice. Now I want to check out your bed as well. Can I?

Reverse image is a thing.
No ur dumb for pooping in my bed

nerd? at least i've got half a wit on me then, unlike you illiterate moron

no my room is off limits its too embarresing to let anyone but me get in there

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BPRRRRFTTTTTTTT sowwy user
ok

Please Satan, I promise I will not judge.

It’s got cutesy anime stuff everywhere doesn’t it?
Dammit.

you agree you're an illiterate moron then

i wont show my room but yes i have anime stuff in there and i love plushies uwu

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What crawled up your butt and died?

You touch her inappropriately, and you’re getting put down, along if you touch any of my 3 daughters or my mother.
How come?

>my mother
lole. i wont do anything. but i might get uncomfy from having a boner

better question would be, what crawled up yours, considering the fact this "guy"'s got his stick way up your shitter, and between you and me, let's just say "he"'s already something of a corpse

Just don’t think about sex and you’ll be good.

*rubs wiener in secret*

Well have fun being a family pet. You’ll still receive human food though because we don’t want to abuse you that much.

dont castrate me!!!!!

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he's underage, pedo elliot

I would never cheat on my waifu for that gay whore

*sleeps on top of you*
uwu u caught the big gae

Two guys, one woman, all doing things to each other.

No and no and no

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dew it!

no

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We are not cutting your balls off.

ja
thank god. give me another pet. a cute one. i need to get off uwu

I’ll see what I can do. Anyways I’m going to sleep.

you're really dragging this all the way through, aren't you?

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Why are you so obsessed with me Fagmark?

oke see u

why do you want the underage in bed with you?

I wish I had a cute boy to sleep with.. Queen size bed should be big enough

does that make it extra gay?

I suppose so yes. Now get over here and cuddle with me

Don’t take the bait.

why

hmm, i suppose cuddles aren't gay as long as they're done in a non lewd way
ok then

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Okay then, goodnight fags

No u
Goodnight.

If you are this hot chick from pic, hell yeah

Only cute cis women can sleep on my bed apart me.

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