Rare Picture of my Femboy Normie in Bunny Lingerie

I was just giving you a compliment.
That's all.

Looks like more people are posting that image I post all the time.

Maybe, he sleeps with his wife in the bed so it fits two people.
Making a embassy/train thread and wondering why you're trying to be lewdish with a leaf! *grumpy face*
like drunk?

It took me a while but here it is

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*pins normie to the bed via his wrists*

You made a Rule 63 edit?

Why doe?
>wondering why you're trying to be lewdish with a leaf
>*grumpy face*
*confused face*
Wh-why does it matter?
best post.
*pushes you off and kisses your neck*
I'm a power bottom leafy~

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bit more detail

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Well, I am, why shouldn't he?

Well of course

oh i know your bottom has power, baby.

*squeezes your rear and gives that earlobe a nibble~*

Drunk already shelby? Stalking me or the mrs? u3u
*moans lightly*
fwuh~ @w@
I've been needing this leaf daddy~
*bites down hard on your neck and softly rub that bulge owo*

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>Wh-why does it matter?
Well i've always been suspicious of this Leaf...
>mf
Hey unrelated note could I send you a friend request on steam?
Hmm, well why are you drunk?

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*emits a low groan as my bulge grows steadily in your more than capable hands, softly licking along the nape of your neck.*

mmh. that's it normie. Show your daddy what he likes.

Why?
Why are you gay ERPing?

Why are you fapping while watching through the window?

>i've always been suspicious of this Leaf
Leafman may make me feel shitty sometimes but at least he's nice enough to show undying devotion to me and admire my body. He makes me feel attractive which I haven't felt in a long time...
>could I send you a friend request on steam?
Sure.
*I move down your strong muscular chest licking every sweet crevice with my tiny boi tongue making my way to your ever growing bulge*
mmmmmmmmmm~ u3u
Leafy grab my butte and make it move~
Why aren't you?
*lewds your beeper*

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Nigga what?
This is uncomfortable and degenerate.

didn't want to feel gay

I see. If you wanted those things you could have gotten someone like me to do show you care, and you're a plenty attractive person. like the pictures you've shown of yourself with your beard make you look soooo handsome!
>sure.
Okie dokie. we could play some games this weekend if you want like tonight or tomorrow.

sorry if i seemed rude to you today... hope i haven't caused you trouble recently.

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fuck off he does not look like a fucking cosplaying trap.
he is just a boring neet irl

Alright then. I’m still going to post the non-edited version.

jeez bumstead fine, if you don't trust me, I shall abscond.

no no i'm sorry, maybe i'm just misjudging you.

*I look you in the eyes lustfully and run my hand up your leg*
Maybe you just need something....slower....
>If you wanted those things you could have gotten someone like me to do show you care
There's a few people I'd like to show me this care but they won't. It's okay bumstead you need to save that for S.
>you're a plenty attractive person. like the pictures you've shown of yourself with your beard make you look soooo handsome!
p...please no.....
>sorry if i seemed rude to you today... hope i haven't caused you trouble recently.
No bumstead you're fine. You've been keeping the Mrs. company and helping her.
With a great fucking boi butte :3

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>taking a picture of your ass
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>There's a few people I'd like to show me this care but they won't. It's okay bumstead you need to save that
You know i have more care and affection then i can handle, so i'd be happy to make you feel cared for.
>p...please no.....
What, don't believe me? You genuinely look great from pictures you've sent. You can definitely look very handsome.
>No bumstead you're fine. You've been keeping the Mrs. company and helping her.
That's good, I hope I can keep company for you and help you as well.
>butte
being lewd with a butte! :3

thicc

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>taking pictures of trap you
OH YES YES YES YES YES YES IS YES
>You know i have more care and affection then i can handle, so i'd be happy to make you feel cared for.
It's not you bumstead. I'd feel terrible if you did those things for me because of S.
>What, don't believe me?
No I don't. I'm gross.
>being lewd with a butte!
Lewd. Butte.
I do a lot of running and as a result I have a fucking great ass.

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I’m out of here, this shits fucked up.

Good get the fuck out. You couldn't have cut it in old Jow Forums newfaggot.

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Looks bro I’m sorry, but I’m just uncomfortable.

Get out while you can kEk ID, he thinks you're me.

>It's not you bumstead. I'd feel terrible if you did those things for me because of S.
I'm confused now. I can show you affection and care for you, I try my best to make sure you're happy any time we talk.
>No I don't. I'm gross.
Those are just lies because of that one bant picture. You look super good in other pictures and can look like quite the hunk from time to time.
>lewd butte
very lewd!
also how'd you make yourself look more feminine? What's the trick? o.o

If this is Kitchen then yeah I could see why and I'm sorry you had to see this. If you're anyone else you can hump my curvaceous boi butte weak newfaggot.

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Discord thread
Irony post
How is everyone?

He’s not kitchen, he’s Elliot Rodger.

Well tonight.. Hbu Remi?
>Inb4 GO TO BED

Doing fine. Had an interesting day and hopefully I’ve beaten the nausea that’s been plaguing me most of the day.
GO TO BED

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GNS, and bless everyone in this thread, I'm out.

See you around Kitchen.

How did train thread go?

Why do you continue to try to talk to me?
>I'm confused now. I can show you affection and care for you
Yes but you have a boi you need to show affection to and care for. You have many bois that need that. You shouldn't try so hard to please me....I'm not worth it...
>I try my best to make sure you're happy any time we talk.
And you do a very good job at it \^-^/
>ou look super good in other pictures and can look like quite the hunk from time to time.
Lies. I look like a homeless man in Tehran.
>ow'd you make yourself look more feminine? What's the trick? o.o
A keen eye for how your body works, tighter fitting clothes, knowledge of different clothing cuts and patterns and working out a lot. I'm a waist down femmyboi. Gotta be thicc and curvy where it counts.
Discord nigger.
Terrible leaf ran out on me again. What else is new doe right?

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I was having a fun few days, but I'm always watching

Oh, who knows!

NO U DOSCORDFAGGAY!1!1!1!!1
It sucks when blueballing happens without even a note.
You gonna have to knock some sense into him. It takes maybe 30 seconds to say he’s leaving for X reason.

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What were you doing the last few days? Oh I don't know if Mrs. told you but she got me into Bowie and we've agreed I'm Major Tom. I thought you would get that out of everyone since you liken yourself to the thin white duke.
youtube.com/watch?v=1uuorcrtmNY
>They got a message from the Action Man
>"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
>I've loved all I've needed, love
>Sordid details following"
>The shrieking of nothing is killing, just
>Pictures of Jap girls in synthesis and I
>Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
>But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing
>Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
>We know Major Tom's a junkie
>Strung out in heaven's high
>Hitting an all-time low

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Well could have had more but over all not bad. Maybe should have done it earlier but i had a semi busy day.
>Yes but you have a boi you need to show affection to and care for. You have many bois that need that.
exactly so you'd be lumped in with that second group. I will show you care and affection damn it!
>You shouldn't try so hard to please me....I'm not worth it...
Boi i'm about the shoot the sadness of your face. You are worth it and you saying things like that shows I need to try harder.
>Lies. I look like a homeless man in Tehran.
Then you look like a homeless man who does well for himself and can smooth talk his way into my folks's arms.
>A keen eye for how your body works, tighter fitting clothes, knowledge of different clothing cuts and patterns and working out a lot. I'm a waist down femmyboi. Gotta be thicc and curvy where it counts.
Noted. I did test out some femmine cut pants yesterday and they looked good.
>Terrible leaf ran out on me again.
*kisses your cheek*
now i can advance on you! >:3
Sherly not I.

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What were you up to all day? More melon growing?

*looks at you ebily*
Nu longa a dicksword nigger fagoo >:D
Were is ur gad nao!
>You gonna have to knock some sense into him. It takes maybe 30 seconds to say he’s leaving for X reason.
I'm just going to come to terms with the fact he just does this to mess with me and make me feel shitty. He never really wanted me. It was just pretend for him.
It's really just all the same song just a different dance with different people but I gotta keep the music playing.
>exactly so you'd be lumped in with that second group. I will show you care and affection damn it!
I don't want you to bum. It would be a waste. Not because of you but because of me.
>You are worth it and you saying things like that shows I need to try harder.
No you don't. You do just fine bum. I'm just messed up is all.
>Then you look like a homeless man who does well for himself and can smooth talk his way into my folks's arms.
This sounds like the essence of sleaze.....
>*kisses your cheek*
>now i can advance on you! >:3
*tears up*
*leans down and kisses your forehead*
Thank you bumstead but in all honesty.....there's only one person I want to do that with. Thank you for your attempt though. You really are a good fren.
*pats your head*

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went over the grandfathers to help move washer and dryer tho i could have helped more, moved some books, picked up dry cleaning, picked up medicine, ate a massive lunch, (6 tacos and 2 burritos) did cat litter, relaxed fro a bit and watched anime with fren, then started the thread.
>I don't want you to bum. It would be a waste. Not because of you but because of me.
Oh not at all, you're no not a waste at all, the more you look down on yourself the more i want to make you smile.
>No you don't. You do just fine bum. I'm just messed up is all.
Could I do better though? if so count me in and i'll be trying my best!
>This sounds like the essence of sleaze.....
Hm maybe i'm not the best with words. You're a goo looking guy, great personalty, personable, can talk to anyone, smart, creative. Really a whole package!
>there's only one person I want to do that with. Thank you for your attempt though. You really are a good fren.
*hugs you tightly and rests my head on your chest*
hmm. I'm glad I can be your fren You're a great friend and i'm super glad i've met you, you've taught em a bunch and helped me work towards becoming a better person. I owe you man.
*hugs again and kisses your cheeks*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why keep the music playing then if all you get is shit in the end? Smash some things! Make some noise! Fuck shit up and show everyone you’re not to be fucked with!

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Ah yes I remember that trip
What kind of books?
Medicine for your mother?
>6 tacos 2 burritos
Wew you skip breakfast or something?
Also nice and comfy rest of the day~

My head hurts

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Go to sleep

>What kind of books?
Encyclopedias
>Medicine for your mother?
Yes we went to a quack shack after grandfathers to see if she had a sinus infection. so then we picked up the meds to feel better.
>Wew you skip breakfast or something?
Yes and i couldn't resist! so much food~
>Also nice and comfy rest of the day~
Minus the cat litter and heat which has made me feel warm and this weird feeling I've felt all day where my face is stiff and my throat is tight, yeah comfy day.

drink watterre

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why do grown men post pictures of their ass cheeks on imageboards with a high underage concentration

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Because it's a plus 18 website

Normie is still a boy.
Also being underage doesn't make you some mentally weak bitch who can't handle seeing a butt.

Sounds like you need rest.
Because they’re not supposed to be here in the first place.

Y?

>this weird feeling I've felt all day where my face is stiff and my throat is tight, yeah comfy day
Or maybe just dehydration.

trips!
oh no am I dying??????????

wow look at this funy gay porn intro video LOL!
youtube.com/watch?v=cJMEhzv8cQw

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wow look at this funy gay porn video game LOL!
propane-tank-games.itch.io/gay-game

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YES, YIU ARE HARDENING AND YOULL BECOME A STATUE

mental illness

>Could I do better though?
No need bum. I wouldn't want you to be anything than what you are right now. You're perfect just the way you are whenever you are.
>Hm maybe i'm not the best with words. You're a goo looking guy, great personalty, personable, can talk to anyone, smart, creative. Really a whole package!
.....no u. >.>
>i'm super glad i've met you, you've taught em a bunch and helped me work towards becoming a better person. I owe you man.
*hugs you back*
You too bumstead. I love being your fren and playing games with you. Your outlook on life and the way you present yourself really inspires me to be a better man myself. You teach me lots about myself as well.
YES NIGGER FAGGOT AND I RAN AWAY WITH ALL THE SENSITIVE INTEL TOO :DDDDDDDDDDD
>Why keep the music playing then if all you get is shit in the end?
Because people want to dance and I want to dance too but nobody will dance with me so I supply the music. Some things we do because we want to and others we do because we have to.
>Smash some things! Make some noise! Fuck shit up and show everyone you’re not to be fucked with!
To what end? To look like a child throwing a fit? I'll play my part as long as they play theirs. I'll keep playing music as long as they keep dancing. Every now and again someone wants to dance next to me but they'll find someone to dance with. Nobody wants to be the DJ.
youtu.be/xkFZn4oPMqE
Smoke more weed?
I'm around all my friends on an 18+ website. If underage banned niggers see some man ass that's their fault for looking.

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only correct answer

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo. Will i at least be a water fountain?
>No need bum. I wouldn't want you to be anything than what you are right now. You're perfect just the way you are whenever you are.
Okay but if i needed to change you'd tell me right?
>.....no u. >.>
No no you're a real package. You're tall, handsome, great with people, have many skills, intelligent, caring, and supportive, that's a package! I'm not many of the things i've said so i'm just a letter.
>You too bumstead. I love being your fren and playing games with you. Your outlook on life and the way you present yourself really inspires me to be a better man myself. You teach me lots about myself as well.
Glad we both feel the same :)
You're a great freind to hang with and i'd love chilling with you while you drink someday. Just rember fren we can always improve but that doesn't mean we are the worst version of ourselves.

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Welp, my mission is a failure
>Because people want to dance and I want to dance too but nobody will dance with me so I supply the music. Some things we do because we want to and others we do because we have to.
>To what end? To look like a child throwing a fit? I'll play my part as long as they play theirs. I'll keep playing music as long as they keep dancing. Every now and again someone wants to dance next to me but they'll find someone to dance with. Nobody wants to be the DJ.
I see. I wish I had words of inspiration for this but am not creative.
So instead I’ll just hug you!
*hugs*
Only wrong answer.

Yes, and people will throw money at you~

only right answer

ooo money! Will i get many money?

t. Underage on 18+ site
If this was the 60s or earlier, it would’ve been a lot of money. Now spare change is becoming worthless:

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>if i needed to change you'd tell me right?
Of course I would. If you were being mean to yourself or on a destructive path I'd let you know to try to save you. I would never let you become a bad boi or a mean boi or a rood boi or a cruel dood. You'll be a nice good boi 5eber.
>I'm not many of the things i've said so i'm just a letter.
STAHP too much >.<
I can't handle all this please....
Yes it is. You're fucked boi you completely comped and I've got hard copy of most of your deepest secret *le ebil face* and I'll treasure them forever >:)
>So instead I’ll just hug you!
*wrap my arms around your head and pull you in close to my chest*
I have something to tell you but I need you to be a big boi about it k?

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it would be nice sometimes to become a fountain
uncaring
unthinking
merely observing the world around you as water cascades down your porcelain sides

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Sill a lot of money in my book.
>Of course I would. If you were being mean to yourself or on a destructive path I'd let you know to try to save you. I would never let you become a bad boi or a mean boi or a rood boi or a cruel dood.
What if I became a "badboi" like the pop collar, leaning on the wall with one foot on the wall, bubblegum chewing bad boi? :3
>You'll be a nice good boi 5eber.
I hope so. I didn't like it when i was r00d.
>STAHP too much >.I can't handle all this please....
(JOKE INCOMING)
You know what else you can't handle? DIS DICK!
ayy gottem!
time to run before you smack me.
it would, though i'd only want it sometimes. It's more that the idea of being alone sometimes and being able to look at the world and notice everything sounds nice.

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Normie, what’s going on big guy? You are literally balding

>What if I became a "badboi" like the pop collar, leaning on the wall with one foot on the wall, bubblegum chewing bad boi? :3
.....bumstead it's so adorable to have that mental image. I imagine going up to you and you're like "*blows bubble and pops it abruptly* sup dood want to go hassle the establishment?" and I'd just lose it right there XDXDXD
I'd probably lean up against the wall around the corner and light up a cigarette to show you how shady is supposed to look....and in the process someone would probably try to buy weed from me (and I'd sell it to them u_u).
>I didn't like it when i was r00d.
Me either. Bumstead is not a rood dood.
>Can't handle being told how caring and supportive you can be to total strangers when they really need a hand?
Okay you got me bumstead I totally do this. I have a huge amount of compassion for complete strangers and just people in general. I don't want them to hurt alone. At least let me try to help you man.
>You know what else you can't handle? DIS DICK!
XDXDXDXD
GOTTEM *dabs*

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>trips of truth
Anything to say for yourself?

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Ok.
Sorry had to take care of some stuff, it was a simple thing that took 20x longer then it should’ve.

>Normie, what’s going on big guy?
These homos are literally tearing me to shreds ABIB. I just hope they take my other eye next so I don't have to watch it all anymore.
>You are literally balding
I know but I've come to terms with that. Besides they make really cute wigs that aren't too expensive and I could have cute boi hair in case my mom goes through chemo. If she does I'm cutting of my dreadlocks and shaving my head in solidarity with her.....

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>I imagine going up to you and you're like "*blows bubble and pops it abruptly* sup dood want to go hassle the establishment?" and I'd just lose it right there XDXDXD
What you saying seeing me with slicked back hair, a Letterman jacket wouldn't make me a rad dude? Maybe if i wore a black leather jacket and wore an black shirt with an anarchist symbol and black pants, would that make a badboi? the type of the dude all the dad's hate because i'm rocking out too hard?
>I'd probably lean up against the wall around the corner and light up a cigarette to show you how shady is supposed to look....and in the process someone would probably try to buy weed from me (and I'd sell it to them u_u).
Defiantly more of a badboy then me.
>Me either. Bumstead is not a rood dood.
I used to be a rude dood! I still kinda am sometimes :(
>Okay you got me bumstead I totally do this. I have a huge amount of compassion for complete strangers and just people in general. I don't want them to hurt alone. At least let me try to help you man.
See you're a good person that's something even i have trouble with and ain't the best at but you do it way better then me. There is real good in you I know it, maybe even a happy softy deep in there.
>XDXDXDXD GOTTEM *dabs*
get R E K T nerd! A real chad like me dunked on you. Can't handle my raw manliness

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I want a cute Greek boi to lewd me!~ OwO
How does that sound?
*my tail reveals and wraps around your torso*
*breathe deeply*
Okay...if you ever get into something you can't handle I'll come running to help you out of it. If you ever feel unsafe in your life or need somewhere to go I want you to know I'll always be right here. No matter what you get yourself into I'll bail you out. Even if it meant having to get you out of Buttfuckistan and having to go full operator for a month I'd do it for you. Even if you showed up on my doorstep I'd give you a home and a loving environment. Don't ever say that you don't have someone looking out for you and have nowhere to go because you do and always will. We both know you hurt me but I don't care Cute™. When you love someone they will hurt you but it doesn't stop you from loving them. Just please understand that you will always have someone watching your back ready to exfiltrate you at a moments notice if you're in dire need.
I wanted to make this clear with all of the recent events.
youtu.be/hFVmlp60oJ0
>the type of the dude all the dad's hate because i'm rocking out too hard?
God bumstead please stop I'm dying over here. You would make the worst bad boi. I swear boi you need jesus. I'd tussle your hair and throw away your jacket. If you weren't bum I'd do a couple other things to show you what a real bad boi is. Like blow smoke in your face and put a cigarette out on you then tell you to go get me a beer because I love you bitch. That's peak sleaze.
>There is real good in you I know it, maybe even a happy softy deep in there.
>softy
..y-yeah u_u
I feel too much too intensely and it gets me in troubles...
> A real chad like me dunked on you. Can't handle my raw manliness
Bumstead such a manly chad boi dunking like an MVP on poor beta bois D:

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Thank you
>I wanted to make this clear with all of the recent events.
Talking about the Iranian war drums, the collapsing economy, the transition to multipolar world order entering its most dangerous phase, the ticking time bomb in American threatening to blow up within the next few years, and the fact that 2020 is closing in on us?

Thank you, I’ve actually been somewhat nervous about SHTF before I get out of CO (inb4 this plan I have ain’t meant to be) leaving me stranded here.
In a SHTF scenario, you’ll be the very first person I look up to either help me defend or exfiltrate all from a situation that’s too hot.
Unless Internet is the very first thing that goes down >_>

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>God bumstead please stop I'm dying over here. You would make the worst bad boi.
pff nah! I'd make a great one. Like i sometimes dress up like a "jock" for parties, but like a 50's jock. Red Letterman, fitted blue jeans, college polo shirt, maybe pull out my boots if i'm feeling it. Total chad.
>I swear boi you need jesus.
I don't really go to church :P and the one behind my house are jerks!
>I'd tussle your hair and throw away your jacket. If you weren't bum I'd do a couple other things to show you what a real bad boi is. Like blow smoke in your face and put a cigarette out on you then tell you to go get me a beer because I love you bitch. That's peak sleaze.
big sleaze, but i know you wou;dn't do that to me because A that's rude! and B you like me :3
>..y-yeah u_u
>I feel too much too intensely and it gets me in troubles...
Dude same! I care so much about people and it always hurts me so much when like a fren says bye or someone isn't doing well, when that happens i want to do everything and help them in any way possible. Would give every cent i had away if it'd help a fren.
>Bumstead such a manly chad boi dunking like an MVP on poor beta bois D:
The chad bloomer vs the virgin doomer.

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discord raid

>this plan I have ain’t meant to be) leaving me stranded here
I fear this very much so as well. Your mum might not take kindly to you crawling back either but that is neither here nor there. I said what needed to be said and you understand.
>In a SHTF scenario, you’ll be the very first person I look up to either help me defend or exfiltrate all from a situation that’s too hot.
>be you
>can't charge lifeline device
>drop it
>breaks
>big sad
>useless in SHTF
>Normie sneaks up on you
>pushes you over
you're a bitch
The bloomer is so you bumstead. It's almost scary.
>Like i sometimes dress up like a "jock" for parties, but like a 50's jock. Red Letterman, fitted blue jeans, college polo shirt, maybe pull out my boots if i'm feeling it. Total chad.
It's messed up that your comfort with this is really chad. Fuck me bumstead you might actually be the most chad of everyone.
>Would give every cent i had away if it'd help a fren.
>tfw I would too

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