Let's compose an email lads. Reply with anything you'd like to add to the email...

Let's compose an email lads. Reply with anything you'd like to add to the email. Reply with an email address to make that email address a recipient of our message. I'll post a screenshot of me sending it when I feel that it's complete.

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Let me explain.

You are meant to fetishize the entire body of a woman, and appreciate the subtleties of her form. Feet however are by far the most complex part geometrically, with the most intricate shapes, very sensitive and connected in the brain to sensuality. Also, since they are usually covered they are naturally erotic (just ask the victorians), especially with their phermononic odor.

It's a musty, damp smell, fleshy and a bit salty
Smells like wet textiles or used leather if she was in her shoes for a long time, and usually you can smell the pheromones. The usual variation is between a sharper, sourish or a rougher, earthy/grainy variation to the above.

Female foot odor is different than male foot odor, female foor odor is rife with "good" sexual pheromones which drives a male wild. If she gets into him and he pauses ever so slighly, she is going to mind control him. Not only will he be servicing her vagina with his mouth and penis if she desires both, those same feet that were supposed to be gross are going to be licked clean. The unwashed female scent can mindcontrol males, but usually not the other way around.

Done right, feet aren't "just" a fetish.

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Don't forget to give me some email addresses, lads. We can't just formulate a noble message without anybody to send it to!

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]
[email protected]

whitehouse.gov/contact/

include pic related as an attachment
and also this message in the body. including this part

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Dear jews, please stop raping and eating white children. As a token of good will we can offer you nigger and spic kids, they stink anyway.

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This is how our email is looking so far. We do need a subject line, however. But once we have that, do we need anything extra, or are we good to go?

Didn't include this message in the paste at but will include in the final product.

Nigger

Let's keep it short and sweet. How about "Alien transmission incoming..." for a subject line?

Hello Mr. CEO money stealing capitalist pig
Eat shit and die
Oh and also please send me money

This part of the email is directed toward Dr. Stallman:
Hello Richard. How does it feel knowing that your operating system is the best for watching anime?

rms apparently replies to every single email he receives, so as long as it isn't filtered out and he doesn't delete it when he sees the racial slurs, he will probably respond. and because he's going to read this part -- please respond. p.s. what do you think of the konata lewds?
include the entire text of this post, including this part

Show bobs and vegane if yu woman.

Bobkot attac and protec. His legend lives on.

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this part is directed toward the white house:

please pass this message along to the donald: im a liberal and the only common ground you and i have is "fuck china". the only thing i have liked so far out of your presidency is when you raised the tariffs on china. if you could bump them up another 10 or 20 percentage points that would be very nice.

Yeah, fuck pingpongs. Hale Hortler!

Good idea. Final product should be looking something like this:
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Is there anything else that needs to be added to the message, or are we all set?

Looks good

Yup, it's nice. We're set.

SHIT WE FORGOT TO ADD GAY PORN FOR TIM COOK

Okay, the message has been sent. As was stated in the only person I'd expect to reply would be rms, and even that's a long shot. Regardless though, Jow Forums has sent a message.

Oh and if you think they didn't get it, the entire email is pasted at so feel free to send it yourself, if you want to.

Eh, don't worry. I'm sure Cook has enough saved on his hard drive anyways.

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Absolutely based

epic, may bobkot live forever in Bill Gates' email

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