Syrian refugee in the US

Hello Jow Forums.
I'm a Syrian refugee in the US. ask me anything you like.
Please don't me rude to me.

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was it hard to adjust to different climate and weather?

i hope you're not there to put a Jihad on them lol

yes. I live up North. it can be quite troublesome during winter. I mean I did experience snow in Syria, but just not as much as here.
on whom?

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what are your favorite things about america?

Why don’t you go back?

hmmmm hard to say. I guess the ability to say whatever you want.
Freedom of expiration is limited, especially now under Assad.
why don't you ask non-predictable questions?

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That must have been rough, Are you living in the countryside or the city and do the people there treat you kindly?

why do you hate me and my people?

are you going to rape anyone? (be honest now)

do you like the food here? what about the people?

I live in the suburbs.
>do the people there treat you kindly?
Yeah, thankfully.
I only have negative view on people who hate me.
I'm too fragile for such acts. And no. I would never do something like that even if it's possible for me.
Yeah I liked the food, It was weird at first but I liked them.
>what about the people?
They were nice. kind hearted people.

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Are you Pro or Anti Bashar?

is it pretty in the state you live in? america has some really beautiful scenery and national parks

Do you like assad? He is awesome

>Politics
Welp, looks like the thread won't be civil for long.
I do not support Assad or anyone in this conflict.
My problem with Assad is that he didn't handle the situation properly, which lead to this civil war.
Yeah. I love how greener the nature here compared to Syria.

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You can have a waifu if you're islamist?

I've always wondered, is there much of an anime culture in Syria?

larping sack of shit

Name of cute animu girl

yes
Yeah. We were exposed to it when we were kids.
I can speak Levantine dialect to prove it.
ump40
ump45
ump9
they are based on guns.

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you can tongue my ass to prove it
which state do you live in now, larping faggot?

مابديش احكي معاك يا اليل الادب

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>Freedom of expiration is limited
letting food spoil is illegal?

you can't even write in your "mother"tongue?

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>expiration
expression
Forgive me for such silly mistake.
It's translating Modern Standard Arabic, not Levantine dialect of Arabic.
Please don't talk about things you have no knowledge of.

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Is there anything you miss about Syria?

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Are gungirls your waifus?

Please stop larping.

Lost hard. Kek.

Hello, I hope you like it here! My family were refugees as well.

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Friends and family.
The streets I used to play with my friends.
I guess.
Again, you have no idea what you talk about.
I'll just wait for a mena flag to appear to confirm.
Thanks, user. I do like it here. Hope the best for you.

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Hold are you and which state do you live in.

Could you share any (preferably easy to make) Syrian recipes? I am going to the grocery to store tomorrow so I could try to make some!

Did your family emigrated as well? Do they like living there?

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Nevermind, posted before refreshing for few minutes

I am just a regular person with tragic past who lives in Ohio.
There isn't anything spacial.
hmmm I'd pick a moutabal
youtube.com/watch?v=Mvwov4thdZk
It's pretty simple and a delicious dip.
Well, I'm here thanks to my family. We took refugee in Jordan then my parents applied to the US.
I don't know the whole process since I was just sitting there doing what my parents asked me to do.

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Can you help me with a problem in Modern Standard Arabic?

So you're underage. Leave.

Oh wow thanks, I will certainly make this if they sell tahini at the supermarket. I have to eat a big bag of chips since my roommate already opened it and this dip looks amazing.

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>/>8426885
Go back to Vk

>buying into this larp
to FB with you

sure. Hope I can answer it.
Good luck.
why do you keep insisting i'm a larper?

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>non-answers
>completely devoid of personality answers
>weebshit
>no information at all
>statistically impossible considering ammount of refugees and size of r/banter
>WEEBSHIT
hmmm

kifak?

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I'm retarded. For statement 7 I confused السيارات with المستشفى and I was about to ask you what on earth that meant
Thanks for agreeing to help me though

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>non-answers
Explain and show me the posts which I stated that is considered a non-proper answer.
>>completely devoid of personality answers
Well, if you think I'm lying then please tell me how your post from isn't filed with misinformation.
>weebshit
omg! Weebs on Jow Forums????
>>no information at all
Exactly which information is considered lacking?
>>statistically impossible considering ammount of refugees and size of r/banter
You are just delusional if you think it's impossible.
>>WEEBSHIT
Again, what site do you think you are in?
mny7. kif 7alak ya akhi?
It says "the factory is a car factory."
Islam.

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>keeps on going with arrogant provocative passive-agressive bitchy bullshit he started in OP
yeah, yeah, as i said, tongue my ass
my take on you is you're going for some meme arts degree with linguistics as minor

>Well, if you think I'm lying then please tell me how your post from isn't filed with misinformation.
I don't see any misinformation I see a joke.

Appreciate it m8

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tmam, mabsoot b2mrika? :p

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You are frustrating person are you.
I don't do arts as much as I would love to be able to paint.
I'm just going to stop (you)ing you.
well, it's a bad one. Again I was speaking in dialect, not standard Arabic.
You are welcome.
ah, al 7ya whon mneai7a fa ana al hamdu lillahi zabet 2mory. sarat al 7rara whon 30C. menzaman ma 7syet bl 7rata

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I don't see why the fact that you were speaking in a dialect affects the joke, see the language he's "trying" to translate it from.

ohhh now I get it.

>7rata
bshoob

I killed the frog.... Nice :(

>Syrian refugee
> Comes to Jow Forums
> Please don't be rude to me.
No sense

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1. Are you a "real" refugee or just a political refugee?

2. What is your planned date of return to your homeland?

I was hopping for a more interesting questions to answer rather than getting hated as an individual over for absolutely no reason.
Well, I came here as a child with my parents. Does that give you an idea?

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I hate your religion and culture but not you. are you ok with that?

Just saying that Jow Forums isn't the most appropriate place

>for absolutely no reason.
being a shitty larper with shitty attitude is a pretty good reason

>I hate ypur religion
Blame Iran and the Saudis
>culture
Now that I don't understand. Please explain why?

You are weird. Even when you saw me communicating with a fellow Syrian you still think I'm a larper.
I know I shouldn't be giving you (you)s but now I wonder if you are being serious or just shitposting for your amusement.

>i can speak syrian therefore I am syrian
I guess then I'm american/swedish/french/and pretty much every slavic country since understanding runes is a slavblood perk.
Arabic minor college boi larper or an underage syrian. In both cases you should be out.

So I'm guessing either Jew York, Cuckifornia or Michigan?

Yeah like anyone wans to learn Syrian dialect instead of Spanish or German. You sure aren't bright, huh.
Wrong.

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Its still a higher chance of someone being 1 out of 400 refugees settled in Ohio who happens to be a weeb and posts on Jow Forums.

with culture I mean the language, burqa and mosque.

Just because chances are slim doesn't mean it's impossible. The war has been going for 9 years. So people like me are likely to post here.
I posts on boards such as Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /a/, and /m/. I just happeb to stumble here and lurked for a bit.
That's just preference. Don't care about it.

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you're statistically rarer than a unicorn and coming of jesus, chances are into 1/trillionth of not even lower, I won't believe until I see some solid proof

Don't you mind having an increased chance of getting shot

I suspect our country has snuck in more rapefugees than they admit, to keep americans ignorant and happy. I see WAY too many m*slims in Texas.

Join the rojavan freedom fighters

Are you of the Islamic faith

Lol

No.
Yes

I've talked to Syrian refugees before who told me first hand the bullshit both Assad and ISIS put the citizens through. I hope you and your family were affected less than most. Enjoy your stay here

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Are you a boy or girl

How hard was it to get refugee status?

tell your parents that the Lion of Syria has all but won the war and that Damascus has been safe for years now and you should go back and help rebuild Syria because that's what real Syrians would do.
He is waiting user.
He needs your help.

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Go back sandcuck

How do you know english so well?

Where?

In Ohio.

Whiter than u, mohammed.
And drop the outdated deathcult already like good mohammeds do when they assimilate into our superior american culture.

Boy
I don't think that's the difficult thing I think. It's applying to which country you take refuge in.
Nah. I will not help someone who started this mess.
No.
I owe it to my teachers who helped me to improve.

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kul arab biji yomo

I fear you have been lied to.
Bashar did not start the war, he merely kept Syria intact by doing what was needed. Without his actions all of Syria could be living under shariah law, regardless of what you think of Assad surely you can acknowledge that a free Syria under him is preferable to the rule of
ISIS or FSA.

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what hentai do u recommend

Do you know any Lebanese people and if so are they Maronites?

What is your opinion on refugees?

Hello OP, can we be frens?

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At first the Revolution started as a way to get rid of corruption, but later it got hijacked by Islamists so now they are as evil as the Assad regime. You see, alawies are 10% of the population of Syria yet they control most of the government and high positions. Majority of people's voices are unheard and ignored.
I don't remember the hentais I fap to
Yeah I have actually met 2 Lebanese Maronites at my school.
Nothing wrong with actual refugees.
Economic refugees however are lowest of the low.
Sure.

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Well, the war is over, and it's safe. So you can go back. Fuck off, we're full. Islam is not compatible with our Freedoms™. Real americans love pork.

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>go back to your wartorn country with regime that would prosecute you for having negative opinion on them.
That's like asking me to committee suicide.

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خدني لعندك وخلصني من هالميزري يللي عايش في
اي ويلعن روحو بالمعية

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lo iq bait, fucking leaf

when are you leaving?

You think you have freedom now just because you live here? Ask your parents what they'll do if you leave their deathcult. I bet they would kick you out of the house, and refuse to speak to you.