How do I get over a straight boy, Jow Forums?

i really like poop

Y e s, he is cute, and very nice, and he's just amazing desu. Buuuut... he's straight *crying sounds here.*

use these feelings wisely okay! you're not gonna experience such powerful feelings a lot of times in your life. use them now to achieve something you've always dreamt of!

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its funny how you are the exact copy of ritsu, just with a different flag and name, its almost like neither of you has a personality aside from being "nice" and gay

Ok! :>

actually i'm bi 8)

does this apply to me too

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lol
no you have hobbies outside of being a gay retard

You can't. Nobody can choose pr change their sexuality.

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i don't know, haven't seen many threads by you

You can choose your sexuality, just live a normal childhood and have a diet that isnt onions and you wont be infected with the manmade bioweapon known as faggotry

Try to fuck him so he will beat you half to death that’ll probably help

i'm sure they do too tho.

they're just not autistic enough to bring them up all the time, like i do

It's simply that nobody cares, e-drama thot.

I have interests, I just like my 'anonymity.'

I trust science, and science refutes all what you say. If you so convinced about it, show biological evidences.

kfc id, tho...

i like you just the way you are

*hug*

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i made a latin thread and a bantboi thread today.

take a look.

Hi again, user. Getting over someone isn't a conscious process. Just allow yourself to face reality, let yourself be sad, and the feeling will pass with time.

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It'll eat you up if you don't get your feelings out there but I dunno what you would tell someone in this situation

Hang yourself problem solved

>latin thread
thread with some real subject
12 posts

>boi thread
another generic gay thread
94 replies

i think i was wrong, i see why you are all doing this now. you aren't the problem, Jow Forums is

i used to have tons of threads with different topics and people would shit in them. your a exact copy of a peace of shit. your personality can be compared to the smell. you both disgust me

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Angry testosterone fueled Kalashni

yep. and hanner, one of the most notorious gay oposters, made a painting thread and a music thread today. neither of them got a lot of replies at all.

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Imagine your countries flag being a leaf

i thought he was a girl. but you are right. i thought Jow Forums didn't get any interesting shit because spammers/imptrash etc. but truth is, Jow Forums just doesn't want them

>I thought he was a girl

Boy you have big gays

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i haven't seen many of his threads

>How do I get over a straight boy, Jow Forums?
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP LUSTING FOR COCKS FIRST YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

god holy fuck you are all so generic
everyone itt needs to kill themselves

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No need to be so mean negro

I didn't mean to hurt anyone itt, including Ritsu. I was venting my frustration. Excuse me, all.

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kys

Leaf

i think its one of the romanian guys proxies, actually

nigger lover

go back to discord.

the anglos have won.

dude go spam the other thread okey.

stop being gay nigga

Cute.
Give me a proper motivation

no

which other thread

eh, fuck it don't bother

read in jacksepticeye voice

Gypsie

Try falling in love with a gay one, spending a whole week with him then not being able to see him again.

try to fall in love with someone who is also gay but doesnt love you but loves your bestfriend who also is gay and they secretly becomes bfs in secret behind your back.

Be thankful you've never been with that guy. It's way less painful.

whatever. i just posted this to make you see that its always someone who has it worse. having someone spit on you just because you suffer less isnt helping you little shit. if you experienced what i did your sanity would be on its edge like mine has

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OP is trolling. You don't have to "get over a straight boy", this is ridiculous.

well whatever. im leaving this thread.

Same goes for you btw. Bye.

You still with us kal?

how's life, Forest?

i made a music thread but no one replied, and i'm battling heat and mosquitos.

are you doing well?

i'm sure Jow Forums will give it a go.

i've been doing nice. moved to a new office today. everything is new, but quite good

new office huh? what do you work as?

i don't have a job yet unfortunately. i'm really scared to get one, but i'm gonna try when the winter comes around.

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hey, office is a really great place to be. it is a routine sometimes, but the people make up a nice collective if they aren't too many

all in all, it pretty enjoyable, give it a try!

Yeah, how does Kalashni 0w0 get over me?

alright I'm actually just gonna say this. you all spamming me annoys me, when I don't want it.
If it continues I'll leave the board :p

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Shouldnt have said that

*smooch*

If you leave I'm going to have 4 - 1 frens

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This has been enough convincing to stay please stay frens with me user.

meh

you're one of the best posters here tho.

also, every thread gets spammed. its not personal.

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I have 4 cute frens.

This.

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leave for good unhinged discord tranny retard

How's your mobility scooter fat ass

where are all these based irish posters coming from?

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Ireland is a pretty based country.

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Ireland is always based. They survived 400 years of *nglo scum occupation.

Oh Forest...

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the absolute state of d*scordniggers

oh hello karen. have you been working late again?

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Yeah, I'm home now but I'm off tomorrow. How are you today?
I've got something heavy for you to listen too.
youtu.be/tvSzG8AC7ok

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OH GOD WHAT IS THIS
if one was capable of having an epileptic seizure by hearing too many sounds, i'd be on the floor shacking right now.

nice to hear. i'm doing alright but my lower back has been feeling very stiff for some reason. so instead of doing my normal weightlifting and martial arts i've just been swimming.

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I'm sorry to hear that. Are you a good swimmer?
I'm meant to be going to the gym tomorrow but it's so hot.

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i know some basic technique but a genuinely good swimmer would laugh at me.

its been stupidly hot here too, but really really windy which made it better. i'm in the inlands now and can't wait to get back to tromso. its never too warm there.

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What's your diet like? I'm interested. Tell me what sort of food you eat and don't eat.
Some people think it's gay if a man diets and has self respect for himself.

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>r/banter
>talking about hobbies
nah, m8, its all gay shit and fawning over weebtrash

i've been vegan since i was 16, now i'm 20. since november last year i seem to have become a literal injury magnet. no matter what i did my body didn't seem to be working right. so about a week ago i started including dairy products into my diet again to see what would happen. if my body starts working better, i'm gonna go back to the 100% vegan diet and adjust it to include the substance that i was lacking.

most people are out of shape and condemn people who are better than them out of jealousy. i don't even tell people that i work out anymore if they ask. i just say "yeah bro, i do some yoga and jogging once in a while" or something like that.

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how fast are you, boi?

not fast at all. are you a good swimmer.

please be gentle with me

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>most people are out of shape and condemn people who are better than them out of jealousy. i don't even tell people that i work out anymore if they ask. i just say "yeah bro, i do some yoga and jogging once in a while" or something like that.
Just tell people you do work out to annoy the unfit ones. These people clearly don't cherish their lives and need to be taught a lesson.

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I'm going to bed now Forest, night night. :)

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good night

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Not that fast, I'm out of 1:20 on a hundred but thats still pretty slow, still learning proper posture/hand positions tho, so it will get faster with time. Too bad they closed good pool for """repairs""" and other one is shit so I don't go there rn. So how fast r u?

i have no idea okay. i've been learning how to swim correctly for about a week. i haven't tested my speed.

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ooh
well you have a lot of trial and error and frustration ahead of you, good luck and keep your elbows high and wide