Im going to flipland for a week or so maybe. i read somewhere that tourists can be kidnapped there...

stop being gross and also nice 1488 digits
i dont like phillipines its dirty and blegh and super warm. atleast i can have some delicious spagetthi from jollibee.

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Just tell them that you’re the King of Jow Forums and that you have an Ice Cream Maid and a small Ice Cream assistant to help her.

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atleast im not going to muslim infested south phillipines. there they would kidnap me and use me to get moneys then stone me. dumb terrorists. if terrorists kidnapps me i will become like the farcry 3 protaginist uwu

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But why the Philippines of all places?

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Well saying you’re the King of Jow Forums will make them protect you and anyone who serves you.

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because im half flip half Norwegian. im visiting my flip family
true! being a king really does feel great =w=

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Yeah it does, and you get this nice maid and her little chibi assistant to help you.

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That honestly sounds pretty amazing, hope you'll have fun.

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cute! sounds nice
its good and all but im actually very nervous. im very scared of going to airports

Anyways you looking for some nice Filipino hookers to fuck?

im not interested in STDs and i dont like how filipinos look like to be honest

But why even be scared when it comes to airports, aren't you excited?

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Alright then. So where you staying? Is it your relatives house or a hotel?

well the airports feel stressfull and my pass hasnt gone out of date yet but i got really long hair now. i dont wanna look like im faking :(
at their house

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airports REALLY suck and so does flying.
its just a horrible experience in many cases.
so many people
so many lines
so crowded
so much bullshit to deal with
crowded plane
tiny seats
no legroom
long waits before/after landing
UGH

Be aware of ferries.
wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Doña_Paz

THE BABIES. THE HELLISH BABIES. WHY DO PEOPLE BRING BABIES

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oh god no

You need your maid’s small assistant to be with you?

that would be nice

Alright then. Well have fun on your trip there.

thanks. it might happen that we wont travel for other reasons. but if we do it will probably be this saturday. i hope it goes well

when are you leaving?

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as i said it might not happen but it will probably be this saturday.

just look behind you at all times and don't go outside too late, even if you see people doing so, you'll be fine

im just gonna be at my flip senpaitachi home and neet all day. sleep maybe eat then hope that the nigthmares will be over soon

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what the heck. i meant familis home

Do you speak Tagalog? Ak buh bong muck ak ak AK AKAK

lole not really. but i know some few flip words because my mom speaks one of the flip dialects

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Ritsu deposes Rodrigo Duterte

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ritsu is the best leader. nobody is better then ritsu!

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how long are you gonna stay in flipland btw?

for a week or something close to that. i have to be back before 20th august tho since school