Why havent you made out with a boy yet banter?

based

do not insult the Queen

Why tho?
All cool people go to hell
Seems way chiller
How do you kiss someone with a flag?
Sounds cumbersome

French kiss

Tongue to tongue

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Best type of kisses
Very deep and very passionate
10/10

I hope a cutie sticks her tongue down my throat one day.

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Well step one is to meet that cutie
I believe in you!

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based
remember to sage and hide

But girls are scary.

I had too many chances and I blew them all away.

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Girls are just people
Also remember, things never go as bad as you imagine it will

Why haven't you sucked on a horse's anal cavity yet?

I don't own a horse

There are plenty just out in fields doing nothing. Take your pick!

Everyone always tells me that.

My body tells me that person might like me but my head tells me it's too good to be true.
When the opportunity comes I open my mouth and no words come out.

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i dunno if this is super autistic of me, but i don't really see the appeal of making out

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Find some clubs that interest you
Start hanging out with people there
Eventually youll become socially competent
Plus you will have made friends and that leads to get-togethers and that might lead to you meeting a qt3.14
It feels good
Your whole body becomes all warm and you lose yourself in a sort of frenzy
Idk its hard to describe

Do you go red when it happens?

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When what happens?

Dilate

Kiss

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Oh according to my bf i blush all the way down to my shoulders

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i really wanna start dating since i've never done it before but its so hard when you live with your parents

i'm gonna work on getting a job and see if i can move out!

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Because the one with pretty hands isn't mine

You dont need pretty hands to make out
Yea!
What would you wanna work with?

but I need the one whom owns them

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But why?

i don't really know yet. i'm considering a daycare. i really like kids and people that know sami are always in demand, especially in daycare centers. so it will probably pay alright.

do you pay for your appartement entirely by yourself?

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I was considering daycare too
But i ended up becoming a cna
And yea i pay for my apartment by myself
Its pretty small...

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because I'm ugly and nobody would want to make out with me

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how small is your apparetment?

i can definitely do with a small appartment. this might sounds super weird and autistic but i sleep on the floor, so i won't need a bed; so extra space!

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kys tranny

I sleep on a sofa.

A rock hard sofa. It hurts. It's not even flat.
I bet your posture is great.
Sometimes I sleep without a pillow.

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Its 32 m2
One bedroom, a combined kitchen and living room + bathroom
imgur.com/a/so6MIWJ
This is what it looks like (ive gotten some more wall art since taking them tho)
Also if your looking to bring home dates you might wanna invest in a bed..
More like kiss tranny
Amirite?

I have, several times.
They are terrible at it

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get rid of the sofa and become a floorboi like me!

and yes, i'm really concious about every part of my body. as a martial artist, i can't risk putting my back in danger in any way.

it looks comfy and nice as hell! thank you for so many pictures.

i can't wait to become a big boi and become independent from my parents!

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