I have once lied to my mother that i have womens clothing in my wardrobe and they're embarrassing so she won't open the...

i have once lied to my mother that i have womens clothing in my wardrobe and they're embarrassing so she won't open the wardrobe and find the 50 grams of wet speed paste i forgot that i put them there to dry. it's been 3 years now and she still doesn't know of my drug abuse and also still believes i crossdress and it's painful to know that her imai have once lied to my mother that i have womens clothing in my wardrobe and they're embarrassing so she won't open the wardrobe and find the 50 grams of wet speed paste i forgot that i put them there to dry. it's been 3 years now and she still doesn't know of my drug abuse and also still believes i crossdress.

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fuck what happened with the formatting

do u really crossdress tho

why not put a few pairs of panties in your wardrobe?
also you should wear them sometimes.

but how can we be sure you're not lying to us now to cover up the fact that you're a crossdressing ninny

no i may sometimes act like it but i never wore womens clothing only accessoires like hats, bracelets or gloves
nah i'd rather not
i have pink boxershorts for that
you can lie in the internet?

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you can lie on the internet but only once
you may hear sirens in the distance pretty soon

but i don't have lied i can show the police my cocaine as proof

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oh yeah that's a solid plan
maybe you should just report to the police station yourself
they will be humbled by your honesty and might even give you a reward

cool

also i'm sorry for my english is really bad i haven't slept for the last 16 hours after sleeping 12 hours after staying awake for 44 hours

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stay milkdrated

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nothing wrong with crossdressing they just clothes

doesn't make any sense because they won't fit but really who cares its not even hot to do

Post wardrobe

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it's just the thought of her thinking wrongly about me.
for example, when i shaved off my beard for a photo she said "that fits you more!" and i don't know how she meant that but still don't want to ask weirdly.

>for example, when i shaved off my beard for a photo she said "that fits you more!"
anonymous maybe you look better shaved i don't think your mother's trying to trannify you

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i hope
but i think i look better with beard, it hides my face

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ok that was a lie about hiding my face, i have had a time where i was extreme narcissistic and made millions of selfies and always looked into the mirror. it's hard alone. on drugs. you only have yourself you know, and when porn doesn't fill your needs anymore...

>and also still believes i crossdress
she isn't wrong

also why is it stuck again wtf

wearing bracelets, gloves and hats designed for women is technically crossdressing but if they look unisex it doesn't matter

keep telling yourself that while you're cutting off your dick inbetween of sessions of spreading commie propaganda you dumb tranny

beards look like shit imo

unbased
bluepilled

t. tranny orbiter

t. DINGDING

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they make me look 5 years older, first "beard" i grew was when i was 16 and vendors didn't ask for my ID for hard alcohol anymore. without one i even got asked for my ID for a beer when 17-18, which was allowed at 16.

>wanting to look older
why are zoomers like this

to be able to fuck girls of the same age
pic unrelated

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don't worry lad once you're pushing 30 you'll start enjoying looking younger

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oh god i hope i'm dead until THAT happens

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Yeah haha getting stares from barely 18 yo girls surely is the worst I'm totally ready to kms

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you got me there actually, i just don't get to meet 16-17 yo girls anywhere tbqh, i hate any kind of social media and don't use it as a matter of principle. and in clubs there are 19yos clothed like 25yo sluts with tons of make up. and anyways, atleast i'm not a virgin. i'll try to get a real gf and not die overdosing before i get 30yo.

... or the hundreds of other health complications i could have in the future..

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Don't go planning the social aspects of your life too far ahead lad. It's good to plan ahead on certain things but as far as the social stuff goes it's just too unpredictable. Things can take sudden and surprising turns for the better if you keep your options open and just deal with what life throws at you one day at a time. Take it from me, wasting your early adulthood on drugs and other seedy shit is bad, but it's not a death sentence.

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jp discord niggers

i'm such a not discord nigger (i don't know what the jp stands for) i can proof it by picture above (see skin) + picture related. colour scheme matches top one too. i use #F5DD02, also known as gadsen flag yellow.
get fucked niggy

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planned to reply with pic related to you

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also i didn't wanna make a r9k thread out of this so i'm saging now and stopping to acting like an edgy teen.

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soon the pain of reading my own sentences will be reason enough to commit suicide

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if only you knew how interesting things are about to become

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