I'm your Dad, bant!

I'm your Dad, bant!
Get off the internet and brush your teeth.

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my father is god american swine

no you are not

fuck off dad you're not my real mom

dad id get

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Get off the internet, son.
Yes I am, you're grounded.
You're grounded for cursing.
You're grounded for lewd.

FUCK YOU DAD I'M NOT GOING TO BE GROUNDED REEEEEEEEE

daddy noo

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I'm going to get the belt if you talk back to me, young man.

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Not another word from you or else it's you'll get two weeks without internet

NOOOO THAATS NOT FAAAAIIIRRR

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Did I just hear you wanted 3 weeks without internet?
You got it and I'll throw in a free Sunday school for the next three months. ;^)

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NOOO YOU CANT DO THIS
you never do this to your other sons why do you hate me

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I'M GONNA GO TO MOMS HOUSE YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD

I can and I will because I'm your daddy.
I just want what's best for you, baby boy. I love you so much and I don't want you to be a loser neet like your brother over here MOVE YOUR HAND, MOVE YOUR HAND, BOY.
*Hits you with a belt your ass*
YOU GO TO MAMA AND TELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE. GO CRY TO HER.

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*Grabs the belt*
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE OLD MAN!

>y-you're grounded....
grounded for what, exactly? did i do something bad?

Rip based dad
Go ahead make my day. If you want to be a man, then I'll beat you like a man.
*Cracks knuckles*
youtube.com/watch?v=y9hh91-2iaA
For talking back to your dad, which is me. I am your father.

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*cracks his neck*
The future is now, old man.
youtu.be/GnXwhcOClbk

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oki sorry daddy

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*Plot twist*
I'm your mommy to bitch. That's right you kill your mom. Now go to jail.
*Hugs you back*
It's okay baby boy

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aw fuck not again this is the 4th time this year

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You're going to jail were they're going to pop your cherry, nigga.

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aw shit nigga.

Jokes on you, my father never came back from the shop