I'm your Dad, bant!
Get off the internet and brush your teeth.
I'm your Dad, bant!
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my father is god american swine
no you are not
fuck off dad you're not my real mom
dad id get
Get off the internet, son.
Yes I am, you're grounded.
You're grounded for cursing.
You're grounded for lewd.
FUCK YOU DAD I'M NOT GOING TO BE GROUNDED REEEEEEEEE
daddy noo
I'm going to get the belt if you talk back to me, young man.
Not another word from you or else it's you'll get two weeks without internet
NOOOO THAATS NOT FAAAAIIIRRR
Did I just hear you wanted 3 weeks without internet?
You got it and I'll throw in a free Sunday school for the next three months. ;^)
NOOO YOU CANT DO THIS
you never do this to your other sons why do you hate me
I'M GONNA GO TO MOMS HOUSE YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD
I can and I will because I'm your daddy.
I just want what's best for you, baby boy. I love you so much and I don't want you to be a loser neet like your brother over here MOVE YOUR HAND, MOVE YOUR HAND, BOY.
*Hits you with a belt your ass*
YOU GO TO MAMA AND TELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE. GO CRY TO HER.
*Grabs the belt*
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE OLD MAN!
>y-you're grounded....
grounded for what, exactly? did i do something bad?
Rip based dad
Go ahead make my day. If you want to be a man, then I'll beat you like a man.
*Cracks knuckles*
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For talking back to your dad, which is me. I am your father.
*cracks his neck*
The future is now, old man.
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oki sorry daddy
*Plot twist*
I'm your mommy to bitch. That's right you kill your mom. Now go to jail.
*Hugs you back*
It's okay baby boy
aw fuck not again this is the 4th time this year
You're going to jail were they're going to pop your cherry, nigga.
aw shit nigga.
Jokes on you, my father never came back from the shop