i feel like fucking shit
I feel like fucking shit
stop drinking so much
fuck shit then!
Let me make you feel better with my cock bb
get warm milk and cookies user, thats what I do whenever I get upset
also do this
i'm not
if i was i wouldn't feel like shit atm
bad russia
Love me
stop being dependent on alcohol to not feel like shit
Might be bad for your penile health
christ it was 1 day
stop trying to get into my pants!
what is making you feel like shit than
Hope on my dick bb pls
existential dread and fear of aging, poverty and death
Let get in your pants
keep yourself busy to distract yourself from thinking about these things
Don't worry, user. We all have that strage fear of tomorrow one day or another. Just feel it through, experience this modd as if it were some kind of an underground japanese film and don't let anyone help you to pass this gloom.
Try meditation user! It's very helpful.
Just watch the Titanic, that movie does wonders
is your thingy big and impressive
thanks i'll take that on board
Yes now give me your boomer butt
no stay away from there
Come on bb let get in your sweet walls and leave my nut sack hanging out of you ass.AAAGAGAGAGAAAHAHAHAH
OKAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME YOU DO IT TO ME
>NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME YOU DO IT TO ME
you enjoy it? i got kinda hard
...................................................................I went too far with this..............................................................................................................................................................................................................look at this
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that video shouldn't exist
THIS IS BORING GO BACK TO HITTING ON ME PLS
you big gay
Shut up you love it
............I sorry if my sex flirting turned you on senpai......................................................................................................................................................
I thought if he got a taste on his own medicine it would have worked..................................it didn't
you didn't plan it out too good didja m8
that's funny though
Well I haven't gone to bed and I'm tired as fuck. So yeah I didn't plan it out too good
good job very smart
>Filename
I'm always open to cuddle
opened thread to post this
>russian sense of humor
newfag here what's a filename
fite it, cunt
years of KVN, fren!
don't cry am sorry
yikes
I stopped watching that shit when I was 12
I think I only watched it because others watched it
u hurt muh fel
I meant the school one. Used to be a regular participant there.
We never had that.
I was kidding you big smart and not gay
b-but I a...................
Idk, we had one or some reason. And that class mistress with her "Anooon, it was so fuuun las year! We should do it again!" and these lil kiddos of 1st-5th grade as an audience. The school KVNs had prepared me for bantposting way much better than English classes.
oh no what have I done
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IM OUT OF TOBACCO AND PRICES JUST WENT UP
FUUUUUUUCK NOW I HAVE TO QUIT THAT TOO
it's okay I still love you senpai
Quit pls
all of my bad habits are catching up to me man goddamn
arigatou friend
Be pure boy
Yeah now go to bed
do I have to
Yes it's late and you got school or study or something
but I just finished my summer class and I have august off
Okay baby boy you can stay up but so long as it doesn't mess with your sleep pattern though
alright thanks old man but I'm not a baby boy
it's already ruined anyways
I'm older than you and I'm going to call you baby boy, baby boy,
how do you know my age mr shitpost
YEAH LIKE A NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
bitch bitch bitch SWAG SW3AG SWAG
Because I'm your mom, nigga.
Also I'm 24, I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest one on right now.
only a few years older than me
you're probably right though most of us are pretty young
FUCKING TEENAGERS GET OFF MY LAWN
I was 13 when I came on to Jow Forums, now look at me. *internal yelling in Spanish*. I know a few anons on here that are older than me. . Don't end up like us, baby boy, crazy and sexually frustrated.
make me boomer
pendejo why were you on here so young
AND IM NOT A BABY BOY
Because a friend of mine showed me a funnie gif or a girl who was about to blowjob a banana.......then shovel popped out of nowhere and changed my life. I went on to look for the sauce and was on /b/ until 2017. The birth of bant.
You are a baby boy, baby boy. Unless baby boy means something else.
a true oldfag, were you around during WT Snacks era?
ok prove I'm a baby boy
Yeah but I barley remember desu. I spent most my 13-16 on /gif/ as well. . . . . . boobies.
>ok prove I'm a baby boy
You're 19 to 21 years old and innocent. You're a baby boy.
wasted on porn instead of shitposting
I'm 21 but not a boy you big homo
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>not a boy
I finally got you to say that, dum dum. This was my plan all along to get to say you're not a boy. Heh and it worked so perfectly, Chica.
>wasted on porn instead of shitposting
I've mastered the art of looking at porn while shitposting. Something that'll take a decade to master, Chica.
Heh heh heh yarde yarde daze
NOOOOO CHUPA MI VERGA
I lied I'm actually a very manly man and that's why I Berserk post
¡Qué bayunco!, You can't go back now or else you want my to go back to calling you baby boy, Chica.
YAMERO
you crafty little shit
So what's gonna be, buttercup?
Either you are a baby boy or a girl.
The truth will set you free.
since you're so wise I'll let you choose
Alright........Baby girl.
Jow Forums does that to you.
ok d****l that your final choice?
You said I can pick unless you want something else, baby girl?
How about baby tom?
NO how about anything except for that
is Kat not to your liking
Kat is meh and you need something glamour.
I got it!
Baby K.
Stand back ladies and gentlemen because here come the meanest lad in town. BABY K.
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you never give up do you d**nyboy
I never give up until a fail..FAIL... FAIL, Baby k. I failed so much all I can do now is succeed. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
no such thing as achieving success without experiencing failure too
I sleep now, goodnight shitposting overlord of Jow Forums
Nighto