Who wants to watch the amount of olives in this bottle get smaller

Holy shit i never realized that
Stick your hand in and tell me what the other dimension is like
Do you think the government will hunt me down and do tests on my special asshole :(

Yes. Exactly that. You weirdo fuck.

Oh no the olIVES ARE ESCAPIN- HHGGGNNN

It's an asshole of inter-dimensional assholes within the dimension of another asshole.
You're fucked, bro. RIP.

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Please oh god dont tell the government oh god oh fuck

So... You dont want any olives? Im literally an olive dispenser now i can get you olives

you'll get fined for illegally selling interdimensional anus olives

Thats why im real careful with my olives man
Dont tell the government okay

it's too late they're probably already reading this very thread

NO !!!!!!!!!!! DONT TAKE MY OLIVES

Post olive level or face accusations of being a fraud.

I gave up shortly after 2nd pic :( im manifesting bananas now

Weakling.

My asshole can only accommodate so much... :(

Real man has an anus made of steel. Stop this whining and accept humiliation.

Wait so i should pour molten steel in my asshole to increase its capacity? Is that what youre saying?

Real man finds a way.

sure :)))

Ok will report back when ive acquired steel

I didnt get much farther than the second uodate but i love the optimism thanks for coming

I buly the trader joe olive packs :P

Went to trader joes once and was still too expensive for me :( are they good?

yeh, and they are :.( like a buck each for the single packs
no pits, glass jars, or little weird bits inside tho :)
I want canned olives