Hitting the casino Jow Forums wish me luck. I'll keep you posted

Hitting the casino Jow Forums wish me luck. I'll keep you posted.

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GL

Good luck Normie, don’t lose too much

Ty senpai
I won't. I have money to play with that is very disposable. It's just good fun.

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>5 hours later
>"what the fuck where did all my money go, i'm sure i will win next time"
good luck sheep

Good luck, imma hit the shower.
Have a dream bonus - I want the Mrs to read it since she likes dreams.

>be me
>in a forest full of giant mushrooms - seriously they’re taller than the redwood trees of California
>purple haze everywhere
>be me
>on top of cap
>somehow I’m in a LoTR video game in this setting
>got the Fellowship there, fighting orcs on other shrooms, even have the video game targeting animations and shiet
>be me
>make my way to the top of the forest
>it ends in a room
The transition is trippy btw
>I climb into a half-room. As in, it’s a small living room with just three walls, the “fourth” wall is a divider with openings on both sides to allow entrance
>dirty cracked concrete walls and floor with wood trim in the corners
>I look back, and the mushrooms no longer look giant, they’re slowly shrinking until they’re the size of normal mushrooms
>purple haze is still everywhere on that side of the divider, and that side of the room is now dark af
>I turn forward
>a single light overhead that’s bright in the center of the room, not so bright elsewhere
>a single old-style trashyish chair
>two doorframes with pitch black darkness beyond them - one to my front (my back is to the forest), and one to my right
>wake up

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Fuck you namefag i hope you lose everything and end up being forced into prostitution to pay off your gambling debts

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Here we are. An casina in natural habitat.

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Bars are a trap. If you sit at a machine you can get free drinks. The bartender hates me anyway. He's a fuck anyway. Butt mad because I don't order often.

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Ahh a nice comfy machine to play solo single deck blackjack. Checkmate casina. Insert dollarydoo now. Only one dollar at a time at min bet of 25 cents. Here we go.

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It took me longer to make this post than it did to get 100% returns. Boom. Cash out time. Returns like this are rare.

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2 American dollarydoos in a couple minutes. Time to get monee.

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okay lets recap bant. I came in with $4 and am leaving with $5. In less than 5 minutes.
You NEET's make me sick.

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>not gambling on crypto instead
do you even gamble?

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Round 2. Get lit.
$1

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Lol get fucked casina! 6 times.

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I bet you would love to help him pay off the gambling debts

I think Imma stick around for a few hours. I've "spent" $2 and came with $4. I already have $9.
I Literally can't even imagine how you fags can't have money.

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>I think I’m gonna stick around for a few hours
You have fallen for their snare, normie. Get out with your winnings while you still have them

all on red

You're going to lose

Inb4 Normie loses all his money and his butthole.

ONE DOLLAH

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thats the point of this thread
beard and those glasses make you look homeless

I am pretty sure Normie wants to leave the casino still being able to poop.

What if he secretely wants to get into situation where he's gonna take a pozed nigger load up his ass?

Lost a dollar but moved machines and made it to $10 from my $4. One dollar at a time. You just gotta rob em.

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Free drink and was at $10 when taken. Now at $9. Machine change.

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Alright. Got a five in my pocket and this is the same amount I came in with. This is what I gamble with. The 5 stays.

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Thank you dollar. Imma fuck this casina up. Imma get kicked out lol
>sir you can't just dollar your way to $1000
>watch me

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seem like you dream if first i know that you have been think about me at lest seeing that it kind of my flat with how much i talk to you about that world. but that you went too deep got lost in a dream woke up and now you have two door and light and dark one you move to the light one but it small. but at he same time it all unknown and you have to pick you. You fighting along side every one mean at one time you felt like the grop people by you fight fight and them you was alone on top of the frost that you made you self alone and you put you self on top and act like you was better then it all and now your are in the dark and now in front of chose that well lead who know were and the frost that you have place your self in behind you
look like everything done i just got out of the shower i save you some food when you get home.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEERRRRR

>seem like you dream if first i know that you have been think about me at lest seeing that it kind of my flat with how much i talk to you about that world.
This was from my childhood. I should’ve made that clear.
Still an interesting analysis though. But I wonder what effect this being a childhood dream would have on that analysis.

lol forgot to change the name but this dream fit you life right now could be why you thinking about it

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Your writing is improving, I mistook you for him for a moment until I read more.
Been thinking about a lot of dreams I had when I was younger. Check you know where, I dumped a lot of them there.

Alright bant we out. I went from $10 to $6 and I wouldn't lose that last dollar. May this be a lesson. Your luck can run out quick if you get greedy. You should make a dignified exit before you start to lose.
I invested essentially $1 from the $4 I came in with and came out with $6.
No loss and still got gains. I'll come back tomorrow after doing some things to make a couple more bucks.

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Normie, I'm hopefully buying a new car tomorrow.

>I invested
you will come back lol

Ya, you told me and lot more about you then you think, and i remember all of or most of it. I know i been trying and some time it better then other. and it help not being one a phone

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congrats, always good when you leave with more than you came in with :)

Alright I'm back. I had a lot of fun. I pretty much got paid to sit and play a shitty bideo game.
I don't think I'll go back tomorrow. I'll probably wait until I feel it again. You guys made me nervous and when I got nervous I stopped having fun. Once I stopped having fun I started to lose.
Probably better for me to go when I'm good and lit just to have fun like I started.
I will now give (you)'s.

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I’m flattered you remember most of it~
You have made massive strides, sometimes I didn’t even recognize you as user.
Lemme guess, autocorrect bones you? Or just small keyboard?

Internet money is not real money.
I know right? ^-^
I dunno what I'm going to do with this money but I'll figure something. Next time I'll do a little moe money and use the winnings to buy someone on Jow Forums a vidya ($10 or less).

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Like it?

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Yeet. That care face looks like he's excited yet mischievous. Honestly looks pretty lit bro.

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HR girl wont be able to resist me

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She already can't resist you because you're a handsome, charming and successful lad. A car isn't gonna change that. Just go get her already bro. Sometimes you gotta roll the dice.

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that's very generous of you :0
best of luck next time

Lol I as joking with that. I was chatting with her the other day though.

Checkin dem trips.
I just want to make someone else happy while I'm happy. user has done it for me.
How did it go? You any step closer to the white picket fence?
>inb4 dad

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We just chatted about regular stuff. We'll see if it goes anywhere in time. Anyway, I need to sleep, gotta get up early.

You'll always find a way to lose your money.

The Casino will always get the better of you.

If you go in with a dollar 6 times and lose it 6 times, you've lost your 6 dollars.

I should've cashed out at $10 to get nice returns but I didn't. Oh well. I got cocky. Next time.
All in all $2 over is still $2 more than I had before.
You sound very ass mad straya.

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> Palace Station
hahahahaha
I was going to ask where you were. I havent been there in years.

he looks like an alternate reality Kyrie Irving

I remember going to the Desert Inn and the Riviera when they were still standing. I like all the old style casinos that feel sleazy and scummy. I like bars with the same feel.
I remember being a young lad walking with my dad in a small boi suit holding his hand through the Stardust before it got imploded. He showed me where Sinatra use to play and I met a bunch of nice engineers my dad knew from working with the union. The stage where Frankie use to play was inspiring.
What did you like in vegas?

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It's not because you got "cocky", it's because you can't win.

If you do win, it is always at the expense of others.

retard

he did win tho

Are you being retarded on purpose? If you slip with $4 in your hand and suddenly you have $6 how is that not winning. I smell one of those liberal trump small loan arguments here.

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>I remember going to the Desert Inn and the Riviera when they were still standing. I like all the old style casinos that feel sleazy and scummy. I like bars with the same feel.
And Palace Station probably has $5 blackjack tht pays 3:2. I was in Vegas last month and I can't believe how much they keep jacking up the minimum bet on games. And turning bj payouts into 6:5. smfh tbqh familam

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You've lost considerably more over time than you just won, guaranteed.

Their algorithms are designed to fool and rob you.

playing around with $10 isn't really high stakes life ruining shit tbqh

You’re mad because you lost big at a casino didn’t you?

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>Whining about payout odds on tables
Yeah nah senpai single deck on a machine pays 2:1 and your odds are better as it's a single deck. Tables are for rich whale assholes and dude bros with daddies money. Both are just there to flaunt and flex on the "poorfags" on machines. Tbdesufam I walked up to a machine that had just paid out $5k on blackjack.
>I was in vegas last month
U WOT M8? If you ever see my ugly mug at least come hollar at me bro. We'll get a beer and have some bants.
>I lost at a casino because I have no self control and am innately greedy so I'm going to shit on people who get returns
This. It really is just having fun and getting small returns for some extra pocket money. I need cigarettes.

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>The stage where Frankie use to play was inspiring.
Where is (was) it?

>What did you like in vegas?
Ive been to Sams town quite a bit cause my parents went a few times when I was a kid. I still like those of the strip places a lot. 4 Queens IIRC. Also the Orleans is really fun. My dad and I went there once and he had a huge streak playing craps, but mostly huge for some let-it-ride betters on the other end of the table.

And really the only crazy club Ive been to ever was probably to see DeadMau5 play at Excess.

Lotta love for muh Vegas

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>Yeah nah senpai single deck on a machine pays 2:1 and your odds are better as it's a single deck.
> 2:1
[X] I played some vidya poker. The absolute best deal is to sit at the vidya poker bar and get free drinks. they dont pay 2:1 though

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>>I was in vegas last month
>U WOT M8? If you ever see my ugly mug at least come hollar at me bro. We'll get a beer and have some bants.
m...mug? I could use some good bants, not enough people anymore got good bants on the market

I...idk if I could hangout and drink beers with you though...you seem kind of cute. Might lead to lewd thoughts.

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It was the stage they used for every other show in the back of the players floor near where the diner was. but I got to stand on it. Just knowing the Rat Pack once stood in the same spot was so much. To think it's gone now is just heartbreaking. My spot was the Riviera because everyone knew me and my dad. We use to go into the skunk works right through the employee only doors to the service elevators into the A/V shop to hob knob with engineers. When I was in my early 20's I would go there for vacation and do the same thing without him. I could go anywhere (even the skybox) without having to be bothered. Now it's gone because Wynn wants everything. Fucking asshole is ruining vegas.
>Lotta love for muh Vegas
Bro a few places to checkout: Battlefield Vegas, The Axehole on Fremont and The Sapphire Club (you know what I mean :D).
I'm going to see Angels and Airwaves in October at the House of Blues.
Wins on my 25 cent hands payout 50 cents. It expressly says on the cheap machine that it's 2:1. You might just be bad at vegas because you're not a local exposed to the machines constantly to notice.
>m...mug?
Of course it's the only way to go. I'm much more comfortable on Fremont and we could hit up one of my local spots. Eddie the bartender at The Griffin is a mad fucking cunt that will spot me some drinks if I can get a girl to whip out her titties (which is 80% of the time). Last time I did it was with my afro goth reddit work mistress. Shit is lit and if we need a change of scene we can hit the Corduroy to play on 2 person retro arcade machine.
Bro we can tear it up for a weekend and be mad cunts if you wanna.
Nothing gay though.

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I know (you) are still here.
>r-right?
>mfw
youtu.be/jitrRuECHyY

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Im gonna slip aren’t I?

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And by slip I mean screw up.

I don't know are you? Seems like you're a little worried there m8.

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are u ok bud?

>but I got to stand on it. Just knowing the Rat Pack once stood in the same spot was so much.
:(

>hob knob with engineers
Huh?

>Wynn wants everything.
> yfwynn their club is unironically called excess

>I'm going to see Angels and Airwaves in October at the House of Blues.
Awesome! I miss Blink a lot. A&A would be fun.

>Wins on my 25 cent hands payout 50 cents. It expressly says on the cheap machine that it's 2:1. You might just be bad at vegas because you're not a local exposed to the machines constantly to notice
I think you mean they payout 25c or 1:1 but we're saying the same thing. Specifically at physical tables though you would earn $15 if you got a BJ and had $10 bet out. 3:2.

>Of course it's the only way to go. I'm much more comfortable on Fremont and we could hit up one of my local spots.
Fremont is OG. You actually carry a might you refill with booze around? Post it for justice :p

>Last time I did it was with my afro goth reddit work mistress.
I'm going to run out of euphemisms for "what?"

>Bro we can tear it up for a weekend and be mad cunts if you wanna.
>Nothing gay though
Ya just two cute guys tearing up cunts and all, nothin gay

Srsly though don't tempt me, I actually would go. I'm a sucker for Vegas and for doing modestly crazy shit on a whim.

I am, yeah. Too soon; don’t wanna crash and burn, again.

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Sup sweet thang.

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>You actually carry a might you refill with booze around? Post it for justice :p

> Might
Mug
I was supposed to go to sleep 3 hours ago now I'm phone posting on /cunt/ forgive me auto correct

Yes, just need to pace myself. Thanks for the concern though.

Lots here I'll hit this in a moment.
>Srsly though don't tempt me
Oh boi you already fucked up. Lemme get these other (you)'s out first.
>leebindemonface.jpg
Then don't. Do things different and do them better. That's all we can do when we fall. Get back up and get back at it.
youtu.be/5_385OOZlIg
You go away. I'm done with you.

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that's good :3
hang in there fren

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Oh, okay.

have fun in that cold, lonely bed of yours.

I’ll do that.
In the meantime, I’ll go to sleep now. See you two around.
Likewise to you.

>I'll hit this in a moment.
Now I'm phone posting like a plan so most of my reaction images will be /sp/ related which coincidentally no just got myself banned from intentionally.

..
I was in town last month cause a friend had his bachelor party there. Now we got ripped off cause the girls went to see Thunder from down under and we did not such equivalent event at all. I shoulda asked the girls of they had an extra ticky :S

Not that I'm into strip clubs or anything but the novelty would have been nice for a bachelor party and desu my friend is really really attached to his fiance. I'm like a little concerned

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>plan
Pleb

Fuck Autocorrect
I miss my old physical keyboard phone. Simpler times

>Huh?
Me and dad would shoot the shit (chat) with the engineers he use to work with in the skunk works. They were right proper lads with a good sense of humor.
>Why are black people always calling each other Monica? I just don't get it....
XDXDXDXDXDXD
>Fremont is OG. You actually carry a might you refill with booze around? Post it for justice :p
I've gotta get a new one tomorrow because Reddit broke it after bitch crying in the bar. That was months ago though and I haven't bar crawled since.
>I'm going to run out of euphemisms for "what?"
I had a hot black goth reddit mistress for a little bit I use to go to bars with and drink on her dime. We found a burlesque bar in the arts district once where we went to goth night and met sexy cabaret dancers that drank with us. There was a shaved headed black girl named Chaos that danced there that bought me drinks for 2 hours just talking with me.
Fuck man good times.
>Ya just two cute guys tearing up cunts and all, nothin gay
>two cute guys
>cute guys
It almost sounds like you'd want it to be a little gay. That's fucking homo faggot.
>Srsly though don't tempt me, I actually would go
>I'm a sucker for Vegas and for doing modestly crazy shit on a whim
*whispers in your ear*
Do it. I have every weekend off. It would blow bants mind.
I have an angel and a demon around me always. I'm anything but lonely in my bed at night.
Sleep well. I'm working on it but it's long.
You'll do the right thing I know it.
*kisses you goodnight* (no homo :/)
Dude you should've gone that would've been ebin. There's a few good clubs but I'm kinda in the same boat. I just go, end up talking with a girl in my lap picking her brain, she'll whip out her phone to show me her kid and then mine comes out.
>after her shift we makeout in the alley out back
I'm not one to go to strip clubs. I'd rather enjoy the natural insanity of vegas.
>I'm like a little concerned
For what?

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and yet, you'll wake up with a hole in your heart every time.

You've gone and condemned yourself, Normie.

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Good on you user keep us posted when you hit the casino the next time so we can observe you climbing to being a millionair

did this turn into another gay erp thread?

You already left a hole in my heart every time I needed you and you disappeared. Nobody who claims to love you does that.
I will. Maybe one day I can be a gorbilionaire off gambling and gib all my frens plenty of mone to be happy with.
No. I'm trying to keep it relatively wholesome. I'm not even doing anything gay. Persay.

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>No. I'm trying to keep it relatively wholesome.
>You already left a hole in my heart every time I needed you and you disappeared. Nobody who claims to love you does that.
yeah, ok
have sex

>Oh boi you already fucked up. Lemme get these other (you)'s out first.
All according to keikaku.

Translators note: keikaku has nothing to do with bukkake

I can't say I've heard the term hob knob before. But I like the cut off your jib.


>I've gotta get a new one tomorrow because Reddit broke it after bitch crying in the bar. That was months ago though and I haven't bar crawled since
First you're telling me to find the mug to find you..then you tell me there is no mug?? There are many inconsistencies in this story I tell you what. Get a new mug and post it like a sticky note

>I had a hot black goth reddit mistress for a little bit I use to go to bars with and drink on her dime. We found a burlesque bar in the arts district once where we went to goth night and met sexy cabaret dancers that drank with us.
Damn I'm jelly. I have a kinda goth friend but she doesn't comp my drinks, she sends me venmo bills. She is into the sexy girls though ya. See though? Girl shows are fun. I'm not crazy.


>It almost sounds like you'd want it to be a little gay. That's fucking homo faggot.
Everything is better when it's a little gay. Plus I heard the official ruling on gayness once, something about balls, it's probably fine.

*whispers in your ear*
Do it. I have every weekend off.
S..stop sempai that tickles

>It would blow bants mind.
Compelling argument. Imagine the shitposting.

> About what
Like we had the bachelor and bachelorette parties at the same time. And he kept trying to see his fiance even though the plan was to be separate parties. She bosses him around and I think he puts up with it. I don't have anything against her exactly I just wish he'd formulate some opinions of his own more often.

>end up talking with a girl in my lap picking her brain, she'll whip out her phone to show me her kid and then mine comes out.
Your phone comes out?
If I were smart I'd call bs on some of these tales but I won't cause I habeeb them. Teach me though, seriously

>Do it. I have every weekend off. It would blow bants mind.
Aight I need a trip to make this official. For maximum banter. A bit of the ultra banter. Ideas?

Also it's goddamn sleepy time. I knew this would happen. Why am I such a good forsaken insomniac. I honestly hate sleeping alone, that's part the problem

>Teach me though, seriously
Stop giving a fuck and just live in the moment. That's what we all do in Vegas. All you gotta really do is try to make the party go a little harder.
I gotta sleep now though. This was fun fren. Seriously though we should hangout sometime. If you're ever in Vegas seek me out here and we'll set something up. Don't worry I only meet in public well lit places with lots of other people around so nobody gets any ideas of trying to rape or abduct the Normie. I want to have a good time but not that good of a time uwu

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This, all bars are a trap tbqh. I'd rather drink at home than pay triple markup on a beer.